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| [COMPLETED]A Randomly Random Randomlocke (of Emerald) [complete]; In which ERRYTHING is random. (Update #15, Hoenn belongs to the people!) | |
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| Topic Started: Nov 23 2011, 09:58 PM (15,375 Views) | |
| ShadowFlygon | Nov 23 2011, 09:58 PM Post #1 |
The Desert Spirit
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EDIT: Here is the link to the hack. I've always wanted to do a randomlocke, but those dreams were crushed when I remembered "Oh yeah, DS emulators seem to hate me for no good reason". So my friend and I hacked Emerald (because I'm totally not tired of Hoenn yet, despite it being destroyed by dragons) and made ERRYTHING random. Wild Pokemon, Trainer Battles (except for the very first Rival fight), Starters, you name it, were all chosen by the almighty RNG Gods. Gym leader pokemon were changed, but they had the same type as the gym. Same goes for the Elite Four. Oh, and we made it so Mr. Mimes are 100% male. That doesn't have anything to do with anything, but female Mr. Mimes scare me. Without further ado, I present: The Rules: 1. If it faints, it's dead and must be sacrificed to the RNG Gods in hope of gaining favor. 2. First encounter per area. If it faints, too bad. This goes into effect after I get pokeballs. 3. May not box party pokemon. Reinforcements may be caught but only withdrawn upon the death of a team member. 4. When a party member dies, their replacement is chosen by a RNG. 5. Obviously, I can't kill someone off in hopes of getting a better replacement. I guess this is based on the honor system. 6. Before challenging a gym leader, a six sided die will be rolled. That number is the maximum number of pokemon that may be taken into the battle. So if I roll a two, only two pokemon can be used, etc. The remaining team members are then placed on the Bench. 7. Moo, I'm a goat. 8. In the event of a wipe, I can rebuild up to two times using boxed pokemon. Reinforcements are chosen randomly, of course. 9. Names will be chosen by a random noun generator. ALL HAIL THE RNG GODS.  Oh Mew, I knew pissing off the mafia was a bad idea.  Wait my own mom kidnapped me? ... Screw this, I'm leaving.   Yes, I am aware of that. Move aside.  ...My dragons will feast upon you tonight. CRAP, I DON'T HAVE THEM WITH ME. Carry on.  I'll just steal this guy's pokemon. Then I'll show that kid.  THIS ISN'T WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE.  I'M NOT REALLY HERE.  Well, that didn't work. I guess I'll just have to resort to brute force to get by that kid.   I thought you said I can't leave because I have no pokemon. FUCK YOU AND YOUR LOGIC. ARGUING WITH FIVE YEAR OLDS NEVER GETS YOU ANYWHERE.  Oh there is, is there? Well, let's see.  I WANT THE TOR-    -CHIC. Those aren't starters. ;.; Stupid RNG. Well, because this run is utterly RANDOM, let's have the RNG decide. And it chooses... #1!  LET'S DO THIS, PUPPY.  IS THAT ZIGZAGOON CRAPPING OUT FIRE?  That was easy.  Alright, what to name you? My name is Fenrir, and I am the demon wolf straight from the depths of Hell, where I devour- Well, the Random Noun Generator says that your name is Guacamole.  .......You shall pay dearly for this.  ADSJKFH;LASGKLFDJHG THIS WAS ON ROUTE 1. I can already tell this run is going to be fun.  Oh hey you... You're the guy who I   Wait, you have a Torchic!? GUACAMOLE, DON'T KILL IT, I WANT IT.  The great Fenrir spares no one. First of all, your name is Guacamole, and secondly, GODDAMNIT I WANTED TO STEAL THAT TORCHIC.  Alright then, let's catch our first teammate. THE GREAT Good luck with the Rock Gym, then. :=/:   IAMOKAYWITHTHIS.JPG  And the great Random Noun Generator decrees that your name is now Jitterbug.  Aaaaand now this route.   ASDLJHLKDFYGLOYREUTOI8DHFJGOHFDLOKJA;AKJHF I FUCKING LOVE VULPIXES. The mighty Guacamole is insulted that you would replace him with a second fire type. Don't talk in third person, it's really irritating.  Auricular: 1. Of or relating to the sense of hearing or the organs of hearing. 2. Perceived by or spoken into the ear, as when testing hearing. I THOUGHT THIS WAS A RANDOM NOUN GENERATOR, THIS IS AN ADJECTIVE. OH WELL, I DON'T CARE, BECAUSE IT'S A FUCKING VULPIX. Hello there. I'm... uh... glad you're excited. I apologize for almost killing your Lombre. SCREW THE LOMBRE, I HAVE A VULPIX.  AH, NO, I DIDN'T MEAN IT! :ohdear: I'm sorry. ;_;  Well, that was pathetically fast. Betting for how long I last before I lose starts at five minutes. And I just realized I spelled "Valhalla" wrong. I'm gonna go fix that.  Alright, let's try this again.   HOLY CRAP I LOVE QUILAVA... Wait. Three goddamn fire types? I better get a grass, fighting, or water type before the first gym. At least before this turns into a Fire monolocke.  Alkyd: A widely used durable synthetic resin derived from glycerol and phthalic anhydride. WHATEVER THAT'S SUPPOSED TO MEAN. Hi! Why couldn't you be a Croconaw or a Bayleef? :shakehead: ...All I said was "hi". Next Time: Will We Catch Something That Isn't Fire Type? Spoiler Alert
Edited by ShadowFlygon, Mar 12 2012, 01:39 PM.
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| GhostofFire | Nov 23 2011, 10:02 PM Post #2 |
The Sniper
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Totally Random Run? I'm lurkin hard in this bee-yotch. |
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Johto Journal: Genocide Johto Black Skies HATERS GONNA HATE FWEE LEE LEE | |
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| Jango the Black | Nov 23 2011, 11:39 PM Post #3 |
Greatest Thief in the known universe!
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Following! LOL! 3 Fire Types and Gym 1 is a Rock Gym! Can you say, 'Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-'? |
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| Jehan14 | Nov 24 2011, 07:23 AM Post #4 |
Vive le Pokemon!
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That's really gonna suck if you can't get anything. But that spoiler Blaziken could get some fighting moves and destry them all. Following |
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| Fedora Jack | Nov 24 2011, 08:01 AM Post #5 |
Just a lazy bum with a sweet hat
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HOLY SHIT THIS IS AWESOME! This run is going to be pure madness, can't wait! And Guacomole is the best name for a Houndour ever. WATCHING o_________o |
 11/2: Gijinkas Part 1      Hannibal - Agrippa - Banastre - Cid - Zhukov COMPLETED RUNS: Fedora Jack's War Torn Scorched Earth Extravaganza Fedora Jack's Swashbuckling Sapphire Sorte Fedora Jack's Wild Wanderings Through White ON HIATUS: Fedora Jack's Vexing Vega Voyage HACKS: Pokemon Obsidian Version Version 1.0 available | |
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| thefrozentundra | Nov 24 2011, 08:38 AM Post #6 |
The one with insane dreams
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Randomlocke? Emerald? Watching. |
 Royal Unova: A Black Storylocke! Updated January 2nd Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination. -The Way of Kings by Brandon Sanderson (First ideal of the Knights Radiant) Banner by Baka | |
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| ShadowFlygon | Nov 25 2011, 02:50 PM Post #7 |
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The Desert Spirit
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Replies There was gonna be an update yesterday, but I had to go to my aunt's house for Thanksgiving instead. But I think I converted my cousin into Nuzlockedom. He read the whole main comic in one sitting.  YAY FIRST TRAINER BATTLE LET'S DO THIS SHIT.  ASDKJLG;LHDFG;OIUER8OT7EHGJFDLK This is going to be a painful run.   And not a shit was given that day. You thought that steel type could best ME, the great  Dude, you're a bug catcher and I have a team of Fire pokemon. In what universe do you think this is a good idea?  Dear RNG Gods: WHYYYYYYYYYYY? -Yours truly, ShadowFlygon  Hey, you little flaming weasel thing! Do you think that you're better than the mighty GUACAMOLE?! ...You do realize how ridiculous you sound, right?  OH LOOK MORE GRASS, I WONDER WHAT I'LL FIND HERE. PERHAPS A FIRE TYPE?  GEE, I BET NO ONE SAW THAT COMING. I WONDER IF I'LL CATCH IT.  WHOOP-DE-FUCKING-DOO.  The Random Noun Generator has a good sense of naming. Hi guys! I can tell we're going to be best friends! SHUT UP.  MARCH. I swear to Arceus, if we get another Fire-Type...   CATCH IT CATCH IT CATCH IT CATCH IT CATCH IT CATCH IT CATCH IT CATCH IT CATCH IT CATCH IT    Monotheism: the belief in one and only one god. Er... interesting name for a Treecko. HI, MONO. .................... I like you.  I'm sure it does. Does it, perhaps, start with 'M' and end with "carp"?  :eek: Note to self: Stop underestimating random trainers.  The great Guacamole is insulted that you are favoring that green lizard over him. Oh, give it a rest. Mono is so badass that his first battle was against a Salamence.    Random trainers in forests are terrifying now.  Nope, I'm afraid Shroomish don't exist here now.  Suuure, why not? We can handle a little pooch- Oh fuck it, he has a Groudon or something, right?  Close enough. Oh my... uh... that thing is big. That's what she said. What? Nothing. I could have sworn that you made an immature joke. Well I didn't. I am a mature, grown up Blaziken, unlike you guys. Hey guys, shut up.  Battle's over. Good job, Guacamole.   Wow. This guy is actually somewhat sane.   GAH. MR. MIMES. OH HOW THEY TERRIFY ME.  This is our last chance to catch something non-Fire Type before the gym. Hey, I'm part Fighting! Yeah, well, I don't like you, so no. COME ON, COME ON, COME ON, SOMETHING GOOD...  GODDAMNIT.  Okay, this is officially THE BEST random noun generator in the world. I'm going to use you, just because your name is awesome. Alright then. NO MORE FIRE TYPES, I'M RUNNING OUT OF COLORS. The Next Encounter  OHAI obligatory Youngster Joey shot. I wonder what he's going to send out. A rattata, maybe?  PLEASE BE SNORUNT PLEASE BE SNORUNT PLEASE BE SNORUNT  THAT IS NOT A RATTATA. IF IT IS, IT REALLY NEEDS TO GO ON A DIET. You got this, Alkyd.  Or maybe you don't. :charliebrown:  Of course, Auricular is awesome, so you don't have to worry.  We also get something here, but I won't be able to use it thanks to my rules. IF IT'S A FIRE-TYPE, I SWEAR TO GOD-   FUCKING. CATCH. IT. It only took, like, ten pokeballs. :disgust:  Hi! I notice you have a lot of Fire types. I can help you against the rock gym! I'm sorry, that'd be against the rules. TO THE BOX!  MODEST VAPOREON. FUCK YOU, BAZOOKA. Well, sorry. I didn't catch myself, ya know.  THIS BELONGED TO A YOUNGSTER.  However, Mono only believes in one pokegod. ....................  THEN THIS HAPPENED. TIME FOR THE GYM, BITCHES.  ...This is kind of ridiculous. Oh well, I rolled a three, so three of you will be taken in.  There we go. Mono, because he's grass type, Tangelo because he's fighting type, and Bazooka because fuck fire types. I promise, I won't let you down! I'm sure Mono can handle it by himself. T_T  LET'S DO THIS.  That's random. You know what to do, Mono. ..........................................................   YAAAAAY. Let's just hope it didn't give her Aerodactyl or something.  Mono laughs at your poor excuse for a rock-type. You could at least have gotten Tyranitar.   Well, that's that.   That was pathetically easy. Let's hope they're all like this.  And then PLOT. Next Time: Avoiding the Plot and Probably More Fire Types. Edited by ShadowFlygon, Nov 25 2011, 02:51 PM.
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| Jehan14 | Nov 26 2011, 10:37 AM Post #8 |
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Vive le Pokemon!
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Sucks about the boxing of Vaporeon. But epic gym sweep. |
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| Fedora Jack | Nov 26 2011, 11:22 AM Post #9 |
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Just a lazy bum with a sweet hat
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This is amazing. The most amazing amazing to ever be amazing. Did I mention its amazing? Good luck with all those fire-types. Poor Gelatine, his potential cannot be realized. :sadface.jpg: |
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11/2: Gijinkas Part 1 Hannibal - Agrippa - Banastre - Cid - Zhukov COMPLETED RUNS: Fedora Jack's War Torn Scorched Earth Extravaganza Fedora Jack's Swashbuckling Sapphire Sorte Fedora Jack's Wild Wanderings Through White ON HIATUS: Fedora Jack's Vexing Vega Voyage HACKS: Pokemon Obsidian Version Version 1.0 available | |
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| Luminous Gale | Nov 26 2011, 12:03 PM Post #10 |
Conqueror of the Blackthorn Gym
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It seems like all the random runs that I read (or maybe a few of them, IDK) end up getting a crap load of one type of Pokemon. And that fisherman certainly did fish up a tough Pokemon. Now we have dragons IN THE WATER. |
   Completed Runs AMAZING Art by Baka <3 [4:20:28 PM] Krael: I like dicks :I | |
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| Lightmaster | Nov 26 2011, 12:28 PM Post #11 |
Master of None
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Why was I not following this? OK. That can be fixed, because now I'm certainly following this. OK. Let's see what the RNG have for you next. |
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A Video Game Music Quiz - 250 Videogames of All the Ages Current Runs Lightmaster's Touhoumon World Link Adventure Ruby's Adventure: A Christmas Color Randomlocke in Moemon Eternal V2 Completed Runs
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| SadisticMorgan | Nov 26 2011, 02:43 PM Post #12 |
The Sadistic Cuddler!
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This. Is. Funny. Why do people not tell me these things? Following like a madman. Oh, and treat the Blaziken right, it will kick ass. I predict this based off of my experience with Blaziken. |
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Current runs Touhoumon Aqua and Yui: Mafia Style Reverselocke of Derp Emerald Failed runs Touhoumon World Link:Mafia Style Liquid Crystal Run(Save file lost) Touhoumon Another World(Save file lost) | |
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| ShadowFlygon | Nov 30 2011, 10:00 PM Post #13 |
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The Desert Spirit
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Replies  Look, it's nothing personal dude, I just need to advance in the game. So, yeah. Unless you want an ass kicking, just hand over the bird.  Oh, you want to play it tough I see? Fine. Be that way.  ...Well, that's new. Guacamole, take care of it please. The great Guacamole does not appreciate you telling him what to do.  The great Guacamole is displeased with that bird, for it had tried to kill him. I told you not to talk in third person! It's really irritating. The great Guacamole does not care.  Yeah, I know, Houndours shouldn't talk in third person. Especially when they call themselves "the great Guacamole".  Er... hi? Where did you come from? Let's get out of here before the plot thickens.  Wait who are you?! I'm not going with some stranger! Relax, it's just the plot. No, I'm sure he's talking about his windowless van! Twelve seconds later  It's a good thing that guy was allergic to Houndours, or I don't know what would have happened. I don't think making Guacamole use ember down the man's pants was a well thought out plan. Oh, come on Auricular, you have to admit it was funny. Oh jeez, do you see that? What? I'd recognize that hat and/or hairstyle anywhere.  Maybe he won't notice me if I--  CRAP.  BAZOOKA USE ROCK THROW! ...You can't be serious.  Well, unlike that other guy, he can fight back. Eh, we can take him. Come on, Bazooka.  ...I hate you, Brendan.  SHOkay Mono, you're the only one without a crippling weakness to water. Also, you're level 19. B- but I don't think it even has water moves.  HAHA. (But look how much damage Thrash did :ohdear: )  OHCRAPOHCRAPOHCRAP MONO BE A BRO.  insert Mono using pursuit here I LOVE YOU MONO. But he has one more. Watch it be something even worse than a Gyarados. It's probably Mewtwo, or a Metagross, or-  O RNG GODS, HOW I LOVE THEE.  Alright then, crisis officially averted. The great Guacamole finds your battle style to be rather foolish. Yeah, well, I find your face to be rather foolish. Shut up.  Ich bin auf einem boot  Okay, we successfully got to Dewford with as little plot as possible. Let's go fishing. OH PLEASE OH PLEASE OH PLEASE DON'T BE CRAP.  YES.  Ostrich the Slowking. This is an amazing naming scheme, if I do say so myself. Have fun in the box.  THIS COULD BE BAD.  BUT IT WASN'T.  Alright, Plot Cave. Always fun. Let's catch something.   ME GUSTA.  It was originally Sphygmomanometer, but that didn't fit. :sadface.jpg: Osteoclast: A cell that nibbles at and breaks down bone and is responsible for bone resorption. Interesting. See, kids? Learning new words is fun. DESPITE WHAT OTHERS MAY TELL YOU, PLOT DOES NOT HAPPEN IN THIS CAVE. MOVE ALONG.  Well, that was fun. I'm going to go back to that gym once I actually have something that's not fire type. Meh, the beach. I've never been a big fan. Too much water. Why don't we go north and catch something? Good idea, Auri.   HOLY FUADOFIUGY594UJG. IT'S WATER TYPE. AND DRAGON TYPE.    Coenocyte: A multinucleate cell; a protoplast in which the nuclear divisions have not been followed by cytoplasmic cleavage. Heh... cytoplasmic cleavage... LEARN THE NAME COENOCYTE, MORTALS, FOR YOU SHALL COME TO FEAR THE NAME. ...If he is ever dug out of the box. But anyway, let us train upon the beach bums.   THE GREAT GUACAMOLE MOCKS YOUR POOR ATTEMPT AT POSING A THREAT. DO YOU NOT REALIZE THAT IT HAS A 4X WEAKNESS? So now you talk in third person AND shout? Shut up. :blankstare:  ...DAMMIT.  HOW DARE YOU SWITCH THE GREAT GUACAMOLE OUT FOR THAT PUNY LITTLE FOX! Shut up, she needs training! Thank you... Some day, you will become a badass Ninetales. And it shall be glorious.  A Raichu? That there's good EXP.  Auri-  -cular?  I'm sorry if I disappointed you. NO. NOT YOU. SINCE WHEN DOES RAICHU KNOW THUNDERBOLT AT LEVEL 12?  YOU KILLED MY VULPIX. DO YOU REALIZE THAT? PREPARE TO DIE. Y-you're using me? Thank you thank you thank- SHUT UP AND KILL THAT SON OF A BITCH.  FUCK YOU. For the over observant: Raichu got damaged a little before I sent out Tangelo because I send out Guacamole first. When thunderbolt almost killed him, I switched to Tangelo.  Oh Auricular, my first catch that lasted for more than two seconds. :shakehead: However, with your death...  ...a new legacy will be born. Seriously, LOOK AT DEM CATCHES. I'LL FINALLY GET A WATER TYPE! PROBABLY! WE'LL SEE. And it is...  Number four! That is Coenocyte. FUCK YEAH.  Auricular, your sacrifice will not be in vain. I HAVE A MOTHERFUCKING My team is a sausagefest now. Next Time: Stuff Will Happen (Probably) |
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| Kyronea | Nov 30 2011, 10:19 PM Post #14 |
Conqueror of the Celadon Gym
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After the mind-numbingness that was working on my own update, I needed some hilarity, and this is truly hilarious. It's a pity about Auricular though...I like Vulpix's too. Still, Coenocyte will serve you well. Kingdras are powerful tanks that give no fucks. |
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| Kiiouex | Nov 30 2011, 10:40 PM Post #15 |
Target Practice for Touhous
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=o This run is amazing. Stage Three Pokemon Everywhere. Good luck, and watching! (And how long did this take to hack?) |
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| Fedora Jack | Dec 1 2011, 06:01 AM Post #16 |
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Just a lazy bum with a sweet hat
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Apparently any run you do must eventually incorporate DRAGONS. Good luck with your SUPAH DRAGON SEAHORSE! Lols at Ostrich the Slowking. |
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11/2: Gijinkas Part 1 Hannibal - Agrippa - Banastre - Cid - Zhukov COMPLETED RUNS: Fedora Jack's War Torn Scorched Earth Extravaganza Fedora Jack's Swashbuckling Sapphire Sorte Fedora Jack's Wild Wanderings Through White ON HIATUS: Fedora Jack's Vexing Vega Voyage HACKS: Pokemon Obsidian Version Version 1.0 available | |
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| Lightmaster | Dec 1 2011, 07:43 AM Post #17 |
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Master of None
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Mmm... Monotheism tanked and defeated Gyarados like a bro, and that was some good catches... Slowking, Kingdra... And poor Auricular... Why he had to be killed by Thunderbolt? Oh, by the way, Thunderbolt it's in the default set. Raichu can't learn new moves when he evolves, so that should explain why he knew that attack. Well... good luck, and I hope the RNG gods spare you. |
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A Video Game Music Quiz - 250 Videogames of All the Ages Current Runs Lightmaster's Touhoumon World Link Adventure Ruby's Adventure: A Christmas Color Randomlocke in Moemon Eternal V2 Completed Runs
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| LeviLamprey | Dec 1 2011, 08:03 AM Post #18 |
Revival Herb!
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This Will Be Epic It already is, in fact~ Why not post this hack in the Side Projects Thread also, Flygon? |
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Amazing avatar by the amazing EmeraldOx. Pure=typed Vega Dicelocke Run Stuff | |
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| Jehan14 | Dec 1 2011, 12:33 PM Post #19 |
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Vive le Pokemon!
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You won't lose. I promise. With the random stuff. No |
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| Luminous Gale | Dec 1 2011, 06:02 PM Post #20 |
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Conqueror of the Blackthorn Gym
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FUCK. That thunderbolt :crying: At least...you've got...a DRAGON. |
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Completed Runs AMAZING Art by Baka <3 [4:20:28 PM] Krael: I like dicks :I | |
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