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[COMPLETED]TOP F***ING PERCENTAGE RATTATA RUN; IT'S ALL CAPS, MOFO
Topic Started: Jun 26 2012, 11:27 PM (19,662 Views)
Growliepants
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WHAT UP, BITCHES. WELCOME TO THE TOP FUCKING PERCENTAGE RATTATA RUN.

MY NAME'S JOEY AND THIS IS ALL ABOUT ME.

PROBLEM? FUCK OFF.

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HOLY FUCK YOUR BITCH ASS IS SLOWER THAN OAK.

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MY NAME IS DOESN'T-GIVE-A-FUCK

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AND THIS IS WHAT I CALL A "MIDDLE FINGER"

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FEEL MY CROTCH. THAT'S OVER NINE THOUSAND PERCENT MAN.

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IT'S JOEY.

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WHY THE FUCK AM I IN A MOVING VAN

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MORE LIKE 'MOSTLYSUCK' TOWN.

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DON'T TELL ME I LIVED IN A CUPBOARD UNDER THE FUCKING STAIRS.

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WITHDRAWIN' THAT SHIT. YEAH BOY.

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YOU FUCKING LIAR.

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RAPE AND PILLAGE, YOU SAY?

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YOU'RE NO MILF.

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YOU KNOW YOU WANT ME.

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TAKE IT ALL OFF.

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THE MORE YOU FUCKING KNOW

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FREE STUFF, OH BOY.

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RATTATA FUCK YEAH

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BITCH ASS RACCOON

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WHY YES I AM A NATURAL ASS KICKER

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FUCK YEAH RATTATA

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BITCHES LOVE MANHAMMERS.

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CHECK THIS SHIT OUT, MOFO.


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The user formerly known as Kesha
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EW WHY ISN'T YOUR NAME IN ALLCAPS AND WHY ISN'T THIS RATTATA NAMED TOPPERCENT? CLEARLY YOU ARE NOT WORTHY OF YOUR NAME JOEY, BUT I SUPPOSE I CAN LET IT SLIDE THIS ONE TIME.
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You should click here because I have a hack. Also because Kate Upton is back.
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JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

Lol'd real hard. ;D This gonna be an epic run no lie *3*
Oh OH you thought I was....AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA No.

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I CAN'T HELP THAT MY PUNK ASS DADDY NAMED ME NON-LOWERCASE.

BITCHES LOVE MANHAMMERS.
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Zarb
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OH MY, HOENN BETTER WATCH IT'S FUCKING ASS! JOEY AND HIS MANHAMMER ARE GONNA FUCK IT UP!
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I'm okay with this.
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Because it's relevant.




Edited by Vriskers, Jun 27 2012, 02:20 PM.
Oh OH you thought I was....AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA No.

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A Dragon's Man
SO...MUCH TOPPERCENTAGE!!!
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Growliepants
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THIS RUN HAS RULES NOW BECAUSE ALL FANTABULOUS RUNS HAVE RULES.

1) DON'T TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB.
2) DON'T TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB.
3) IF MANHAMMER FAINTS, I LOSE.
4) MANHAMMER HAS A FUCKING FANTASTIC NICKNAME.
5) HM SLAVES ARE A THING.
Edited by Growliepants, Jun 27 2012, 01:45 PM.
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Vriskers
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HM slaves need to ALWAYS be a thing. Otherwise you're stuck on a tiny piece of land and AIN'T GOT NO WHERE TO GO
Oh OH you thought I was....AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA No.

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Growliepants
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I'VE GOT MY CAPSLOCK HANDY AND MY SWAG ON.

LET'S GET SHIT DONE.

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I'LL SEE 'ER, SPANK 'ER, ROB 'ER AND WANK 'ER.

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ALL MY BITCHES GIVE ME FREE STUFF.

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HEY GIRL HEY.

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YEAH I'M ALL ABOUT THE PLEASURE.

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OH GOD YOUR DAD WANTS TO RAPE ME.

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EH. COULD BE WORSE.

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SHE'S BEEN HANDLING MY BALLS.

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WHAT.

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NOW I CAN MAGICALLY RUN! THEM OTHER SHOES FORCED ME TO WALK AT A REASONABLE PACE.

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LEVEL TEN. TIME TO KICK SOME ASS.

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EASY TRAINERS BE EASY.

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I SEE ONE SWAG MOTHERFUCKER.

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FUCKING WALLY.

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WALLY CAUGHT SOME TRANNY.

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I'LL KICK YOUR ASS AROUND TOWN.

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EXCUSE ME, BUT I LIKE BEING CLEAN. NOT LIKE SOME RAGGEDY-ASS HOES I KNOW BACK HOME.

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HOLY FUCK. MANHAMMER HAS EGG MOVES.

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BECAUSE THE BEST WAY TO GET SOMETHING IS BY YELLING AT THEM

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AND THEN I GOT A USELESS HM TO GO ON A USELESS HM SLAVE.

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GRINDING TO 20 TOOK A LONG FUCKING TIME.

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BOO HOO, YOUR NEEDS.

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YOU'D BE HOTTER WITHOUT THAT STUPID HAIRDO.

AND CLOTHES.

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SUPER POTION SPAM MAKES ME ANGRY!

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YOU BET YOUR SWEET BIPPY YOU LOST.

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STONE BADGE, MOTHERFUCKERS.


I HAVE ONE.
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Vriskers
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Them egg moves wut.

>Roxanne spammed super potions.

>still kicked her ass.

>only lost half health.

Roxanne is one easy hoe :v:

Oh OH you thought I was....AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA No.

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POTION SPAM ON BOTH SIDES, WHAT.
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The Mafia has arrived!
MANHAMMER'S GONNA FUCKING DIE AGAINST BRAWLY.


NAH, WHAT AM I SAYING? HE'LL LIVE. HE IS THE 1% OF RATTATAS WHO ARE THE TOP PERCENT.
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YEA. MANHAMMER IS IN THE TOP PERCENT.
THE TOP HUNDRED PERCENT!
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A Dragon's Man
Top percentage Rattata is TOP PERCENTAGE! Good Sweep!
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Ruru
Jun 27 2012, 03:35 PM
POTION SPAM ON BOTH SIDES, WHAT.
YOU DON'T TELL PEOPLE THAT DOOFASS
Oh OH you thought I was....AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA No.

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Let's get weird and smerk a berl

FOLLOWING THIS! MANHAMMER SHALL NOT PERISH!
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My first epic Nuzlocke!, some fake Emerald comic action!
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So following this.

GO MANHAMMER GO
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Growliepants
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FUCK, I GUESS I HAVE TO UPDATE THIS.

MOVIN' ON!

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THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR BEING A FLOOZY, YOU WHORE.

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ONCE IT'S GONE, IT'S GONE. FUCK THAT SHIT.

OH WAIT, SOMEONE DID AND NOW YOU REGRET IT.

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WRRRROOOOAAAARRRRR! PEEKO!

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FUCKIN' WIMP.

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BITCH4LYFE.

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NO I WON'T HAVE SEX WITH YOU.

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SO YOU LIKE THE FREAKY STUFF?

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NO I WON'T HAVE SEX WITH YOU.

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DELIVER YOUR OWN GODDAMN LETTER

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FREE SHIT GET

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FUCKIN' STALKER

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HEY BOOBS

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REMEMBER THAT FIRST BATTLE?

YEAH I BEAT YOU THEN, TOO

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I'M THE TOP PERCENTAGE OF PLEASIN' BABES

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BIRD RAPE

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ASS

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DON'T REMIND ME

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I WILL NEVER USE THIS

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BITCH I DON'T NEED NO LIGHT

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GUESS YOU MUST BE STEVEN

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EVEN DUDES WANT TO GET WITH ME



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