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Can you believe it?
You've already finished C.
Now do you think you can do Matlab?
Don't make me pull out my slide ruler.

Uh. New member of RiD. Originally I'm from USWest, but things aren't so pretty down there. I'd expect the high-brow, coffee-sipping intellectual elitists to be, you knoe, more intelligent, but I was put to shame when I came down here. Eh!! It's the lack of sun, man. WE DUN' GET 'NUFF VITAMIN D.

Half My Goddamn Life Story
Gather 'round the fire, chilluns'. Quick history for the sake of cred and typing just enough text; if you're from USWest you've prolly heard of RPL. Yeah, when that collapsed a couple of gents and I formed OtRp (you've never heard of it). What happened was that our chieftain wasn't the brightest crayon in the box and the shammys weren't so nice, so when the chief took a leave to Canada (he planned to start an internet cafe, and... fuck it, here's the entire post.

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this is my final message to the clan.
i hope to come back after my long awayness.
im going away on friday no internet phones for atleast 3 months.
ive moved away on my own im 16 working and possibly homless
untell end of july. i do tend on comming back one day and i want this clan
to stay alive i allredy gave the clan to Dantesinferno witch gave it to sardonic.
i want the members that are still in OtRp to stay true to the clan and help out.
this is all just my master plan.

my goal is to once ive opend my own store to Recruit 10 people from the clan
that is willing to do computer gaming HTML codeing to design a video game
i will pay for your tickets to come to Kelona Bc Canada to come work at my
Internet Cafe. witch i tend on making. whos ever interested will be awarded
we will be all powerful

My favorite quote: "once ive opend my own store to Recruit 10 people from the clan that is willing to do computer gaming HTML codeing to design a video game"

A quick lesson in charisma; charisma has fuckshit to do with how well you can talk. It's all about what you can promise. Yeah, no other way we elected him.

So he forked the throne over to a certain craftysherpa, who proceeded to reign benevolently for many an active year. The administration was redone and somehow the chief liked my app, so I ended up as a shammy. There was a conspiracy between this other shammy and I; in the end all the loyalists were cut for convoluted, fabricated reasons. So, like, the old chief returned with his gang and, the presiding chief, being the martyr-like upstanding and fine American he was, gave the guy back his position despite the public opposition.

We all left and forced the crafty to be the leader of RoRp, the next clan. So for the next three years we went through approximately four different incarnations of the same clan. The problem was that we all focused on the forum, and text rping on said forum a lot more than we did rping on Warcraft. The clans were inactive as hell. With every incarnation there was a different leader, always one of the three "higher ups." Me, this "other dood," and crafty. So, basically, it was an all out power struggle between me and "other dood," propelled by inactivity, paranoia, and ego.

But, uh, in the end we made our last desperate move to cut off activity and ditched the coups n' extremely long, six-paragraph debates and rants. "Other dood" dropped out of the WCIII rping scheme long ago, and I've been getting sick of it myself, so we ended up making a forum for us just for text-rping. Yeah. And that's inactive too. It's under that homepage tab in my profile. Yes, this story was one big advertisement. Haw. Anyway, that's it. Misanthropy, narcissism, sex, drugs, money, violence... it's got everything you want. Unh.

Yup!! So yeah. Yeah. Uh huh. Uh. I like Pink Floyd. Yeah.
Edited by Gang of Thieves, Nov 29 2008, 09:29 PM.
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