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O HAI; Sold turpentine for tea.
Topic Started: Nov 29 2008, 09:23 PM (91 Views)
Gang of Thieves	Nov 29 2008, 09:23 PM Post #1
Posts: 4 Group: Members Member #114 Joined: November 29, 2008	Can you believe it? You've already finished C. Now do you think you can do Matlab? Don't make me pull out my slide ruler. Uh. New member of RiD. Originally I'm from USWest, but things aren't so pretty down there. I'd expect the high-brow, coffee-sipping intellectual elitists to be, you knoe, more intelligent, but I was put to shame when I came down here. Eh!! It's the lack of sun, man. WE DUN' GET 'NUFF VITAMIN D. Half My Goddamn Life Story Gather 'round the fire, chilluns'. Quick history for the sake of cred and typing just enough text; if you're from USWest you've prolly heard of RPL. Yeah, when that collapsed a couple of gents and I formed OtRp (you've never heard of it). What happened was that our chieftain wasn't the brightest crayon in the box and the shammys weren't so nice, so when the chief took a leave to Canada (he planned to start an internet cafe, and... fuck it, here's the entire post. Quote: this is my final message to the clan. i hope to come back after my long awayness. im going away on friday no internet phones for atleast 3 months. ive moved away on my own im 16 working and possibly homless untell end of july. i do tend on comming back one day and i want this clan to stay alive i allredy gave the clan to Dantesinferno witch gave it to sardonic. i want the members that are still in OtRp to stay true to the clan and help out. this is all just my master plan. my goal is to once ive opend my own store to Recruit 10 people from the clan that is willing to do computer gaming HTML codeing to design a video game i will pay for your tickets to come to Kelona Bc Canada to come work at my Internet Cafe. witch i tend on making. whos ever interested will be awarded we will be all powerful My favorite quote: "once ive opend my own store to Recruit 10 people from the clan that is willing to do computer gaming HTML codeing to design a video game" A quick lesson in charisma; charisma has fuckshit to do with how well you can talk. It's all about what you can promise. Yeah, no other way we elected him. So he forked the throne over to a certain craftysherpa, who proceeded to reign benevolently for many an active year. The administration was redone and somehow the chief liked my app, so I ended up as a shammy. There was a conspiracy between this other shammy and I; in the end all the loyalists were cut for convoluted, fabricated reasons. So, like, the old chief returned with his gang and, the presiding chief, being the martyr-like upstanding and fine American he was, gave the guy back his position despite the public opposition. We all left and forced the crafty to be the leader of RoRp, the next clan. So for the next three years we went through approximately four different incarnations of the same clan. The problem was that we all focused on the forum, and text rping on said forum a lot more than we did rping on Warcraft. The clans were inactive as hell. With every incarnation there was a different leader, always one of the three "higher ups." Me, this "other dood," and crafty. So, basically, it was an all out power struggle between me and "other dood," propelled by inactivity, paranoia, and ego. But, uh, in the end we made our last desperate move to cut off activity and ditched the coups n' extremely long, six-paragraph debates and rants. "Other dood" dropped out of the WCIII rping scheme long ago, and I've been getting sick of it myself, so we ended up making a forum for us just for text-rping. Yeah. And that's inactive too. It's under that homepage tab in my profile. Yes, this story was one big advertisement. Haw. Anyway, that's it. Misanthropy, narcissism, sex, drugs, money, violence... it's got everything you want. Unh. Yup!! So yeah. Yeah. Uh huh. Uh. I like Pink Floyd. Yeah. Edited by Gang of Thieves, Nov 29 2008, 09:29 PM.



Bloody_Shake135	Dec 1 2008, 11:38 PM Post #2
Posts: 142 Group: Members Member #58 Joined: November 21, 2007	Pink Floyd is horrible, just thought you should know. Aside from that, Welcome, and enjoy your death here.



ΩOsh2Ω	Dec 2 2008, 01:44 AM Post #3
Tofu Commando Posts: 368 Group: Admin Member #4 Joined: June 4, 2007	Your story both made me LOL hardcore, and make my head hurt at the same time. You win. Welcome to the forums, and USEast in general. Don't drink the water, by the way. The put something in it to make you forget.



Gang of Thieves	Dec 2 2008, 11:02 PM Post #4
Posts: 4 Group: Members Member #114 Joined: November 29, 2008	Quote: Pink Floyd is horrible, just thought you should know. Aside from that, Welcome, and enjoy your death here. Blasphemy!! How can you deny the pwnage that is pretentious, melodramatic, and anxiety-ridden concept albums containing hallucinogen-influenced metaphors?! Well, fine. If you don't like Pink Floyd I can always resort to white college indie-bands with fake Jamaican accents and afros. The ones you've never heard of. Posted Image YOU TELL 'EM CHAD. You stick it to Mugabe and them politicos!! And as far as death goes... I've ran out of rhetoric. Yeah. Quote: Your story both made me LOL hardcore, and make my head hurt at the same time. You win. Welcome to the forums, and USEast in general. Don't drink the water, by the way. The put something in it to make you forget. Bah. Too late. Caught neurosyphilis. Or was that from... Too late. O_o



Bloody_Shake135	Dec 4 2008, 07:34 PM Post #5
Posts: 142 Group: Members Member #58 Joined: November 21, 2007	Um.. Ah... No Hablar Espanoel?



Gang of Thieves	Dec 4 2008, 10:08 PM Post #6
Posts: 4 Group: Members Member #114 Joined: November 29, 2008	Gusto ko ang iyong mga ngipin para sa Pederal Na Reserba, Bloody. Ako pagputol interes rate sa kalahati, at kailangan ko ang iyong mga ngipin!! O_O


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