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Guys I'm fucking drunk
Topic Started: Jul 2 2011, 05:36 PM (401 Views)
yossy
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best anus fingerer in ACT 2k17

just got back from a night out

i drank so much

the first time in my life ever, i've been rejected.

i saw this chick across the bar, who literally tokk my break away, she was one f the hottest chicks i've ever seen, amazing

i went up after dribking more with mates, and turned to my guy friend who was my designated wingman for the night, and said ok lets go, im going for it

i walked up and said to her 'my name is ben, and i thinkl you're beautiful

she said 'tahnk you' and smiled

i said, wanna dNCE?

she said, cAN'T, im wth my friend

i said i have a friend too, let's go

or something like that

she turned awy

i turned back to my mae

when i turned around, there was a guy with her blocking her

i'm like 'ok, have a good on' shook his hand and walked away

then was sad the rest of te night


the disappointment was immense

that's literally the first time i've ever been rejected...
so fuckig fail

man
the original, the only, yossy
accept no substitute.
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You must also not be aware of my higher priority level

nate
 
PXE is really just an AA group that doesn't know how to do its job
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Zalt
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Nikki's bitch

Awww bad luck Benbro.

Theres always more out there.

like your boss
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^A piece of fruit made that
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BURNOUTFREAK
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Cool story.
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i love dick
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Aether
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Kate Upton <3

I'm surprise at how well your typing is for being drunk, you really only misspelled about 8 or 9 words lol. Also, fuck that chick, she probably had herpes or something.
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yossy
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But she was so hot.....tt
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You must also not be aware of my higher priority level

nate
 
PXE is really just an AA group that doesn't know how to do its job
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Orange
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Fuck da police

That's when you get your friend to kill her boyfriend.
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BURNOUTFREAK
2 Cabbages away from insanity

Naranja
Jul 2 2011, 08:01 PM
That's when you get your friend to kill her boyfriend.
Or do it yourself.
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Xavier Hamilton
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She tokk your break away?
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How dare she!
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BURNOUTFREAK
2 Cabbages away from insanity

Isn't taking your breath away murder?
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Leighaeinayneauighne
Well then it's a good thing she tokk his breath away instead.
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Weavile
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Nice story!
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I have nothing to say to you...
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Vee


Laein
Jul 3 2011, 01:31 AM
Well then it's a good thing she tokk his breath away instead.
oh, you!

you just know how to make me love you.
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Layne. says (1:21 AM):
*have poochyena
Layne. says (1:21 AM):
*he's just in my team as a slave
Vee says (1:21 AM):
*:O YOU HAVE SLAVES?
Vee says (1:21 AM):
*SHAME ON YOU
Layne. says (1:21 AM):
*only black ones
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goal machine
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That's creepy.
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Fuck da police

TheDude
Jul 2 2011, 09:35 PM
Naranja
Jul 2 2011, 08:01 PM
That's when you get your friend to kill her boyfriend.
Or do it yourself.
Because every girl wants to be with the man who killed her ex-boyfriend <:
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Vee


It depends what he did to her, no?
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Layne. says (1:21 AM):
*have poochyena
Layne. says (1:21 AM):
*he's just in my team as a slave
Vee says (1:21 AM):
*:O YOU HAVE SLAVES?
Vee says (1:21 AM):
*SHAME ON YOU
Layne. says (1:21 AM):
*only black ones
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goal machine
Leighaeinayneauighne
eh
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Vee


and Laien, I am not creepy.
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Layne. says (1:21 AM):
*have poochyena
Layne. says (1:21 AM):
*he's just in my team as a slave
Vee says (1:21 AM):
*:O YOU HAVE SLAVES?
Vee says (1:21 AM):
*SHAME ON YOU
Layne. says (1:21 AM):
*only black ones
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goal machine
Leighaeinayneauighne
Your girl moved away from you, yeah?
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Vee


she transferred to a different school that has her major <:

plus she lives in that state so it's a lot more convenient for her than going to a school out of state.
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*have poochyena
Layne. says (1:21 AM):
*he's just in my team as a slave
Vee says (1:21 AM):
*:O YOU HAVE SLAVES?
Vee says (1:21 AM):
*SHAME ON YOU
Layne. says (1:21 AM):
*only black ones
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