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Topic Started: Jul 8 2011, 03:50 AM (293 Views)
Omituinen
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Hintti.

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boy- i missed u at school 2day, y weren't u there?

girl- yeah, i had to go to the doctor.

boy- oh realy? y?
.........
girl- oh nothin, annual shots, thats all.

boy- oh

girl- so wht did we do in math 2day?

boy- u didnt miss ne thing that great.......just lots of notes

girl- ok good

boy- yeah

girl- hey i have a question......

boy- ok, ask away

girl-........how much do u love me?

boy- u kno i love u more than anything

girl- yeah.....

boy- y did u ask?

girl-................>silence< ..........

boy- is something wrong?

girl- no nothing at all

boy- good.

girl- ..............how much do u care about me?

boy- i would give u the world in a heartbeat if i could.

girl- u would?

boy- yeah.........of course i would >sounding worried< is there something wrong??

girl- no, everythings fine......

boy- are u sure?

girl- yeah.

boy- ok.......i hope so.

girl- ..............would u die for me?

boy- i would take a bullet for u anyday, hun

girl- realy?

boy- anyday. now seriously, is there something wrong???

girl- no im fine, ur fine, we're fine, everyones fine.

boy- ............ok

girl-......................well i have to go ill c u 2morrow at school.

boy- alright, bye. I LOVE YOU.

girl- yeah, i love u 2, bye.

THE NEXT DAY AT SCHOOL:

boy- hey, have u seen my g/f 2day?

friend- no

boy- oh.

friend- she wasnt here yesterday either.

boy- i know, she was acting all wierd on the phone last nite.

friend- well dude u kno how gurls are sumtimes

boy- yeah........but not her.

friend- idk wht else 2 say, man.

boy- k well i gotta get 2 english, ill c ya after school.

friend- yeah i gotta get to science, ttyl.

THAT NIGHT:

-ring-

-ring-

-ring-

-ring-

girl- hello?

boy- hey

girl- oh, hi.

boy- y weren't u at school 2day?

girl- uh.......i had another doctor appointment.

boy- are u sick?

girl- ..................um i have 2 go, my mom's callin on my other line.

boy- ill wait.

girl- it may take a while, ill call u later.

boy-........alright, i love u hun.

very long pause<


girl- (with tear in her eye) look, i think we should break up.

boy- what???

girl- its the best thing for us right now.

boy- y????

girl- i love u.

click<


THE GIRL DOESNT COME TO SCHOOL FOR 3 MORE WEEKS, AND DOESNT ANSWER HER PHONE.

boy- hey dude

friend- hey

boy- whats up

friend- nothin, hey have u talked 2 ur ex lately?

boy- no

friend- so u didnt hear?

boy- hear what?

friend- um idk if i should be the one to tell u......

boy- dude, wtf tell me

friend- uh....call this number....433-555-3468

boy- ok............

BOY CALLS NUMBER AFTER SCHOOL

-ring-

-ring-

-ring-

voice- hello, suppam county hospital, this is nurse beckam.

boy- uh.......i must have the wrong number, im looking for my friend.

voice- what is her name, sir?

(boy gives info)

voice- yes, this is the right number, she is one of our patients here.

boy- rele? y? what happened??? how is she???

voice- her room number is ..646, in building A, suite 3.

boy- WHT HAPPENED??!!!!

voice- plz come by sir and you can see her, goodbye.

boy- WAIT! NO!

*dial tone*

BOY GOES TO HOSPITAL, AND TO ROOM ..646, BUILDING A, SUITE 3. GIRL IS LYING IN THE HOSPITAL BED.

boy- omg are u ok??

girl- ..................

boy- sweetie!! talk to me!!

girl- i..........

boy- u what?? U WHAT???

girl- i have cancer and im on life support

boy- .....................>breaks into tears< ......................

girl- they're taking me off 2night

boy- y??

girl- i wanted 2 tell u but i couldnt

boy- y didnt u tell me????

girl- i didnt want 2 hurt u.

boy- u could never hurt me

girl- i just wanted 2 c if u felt bout me as the same i felt bout u.

boy- ?

girl- i love u more than anything, i would give u the world in a heartbeat. i would die for you and take a bullet for you.

boy- ...........

girl- dont be sad, i love u n ill always be here w/u

boy- then y'd u break up w/me?

nurse- young man, visiting hours are over.

BOY LEAVES, GIRL IS TAKEN OFF LIFE SUPPORT, AND DIES.

but wht the boy didn't kno is that the girl only asked him those questions so she could hear him say it one last time, and she only broke up w/him because she knew she only had 3 more weeks to live, and thought it would cause him less pain and give him time to get over her before she died.

NEXT DAY

the boy is found dead with a gun in his hand..with a note in the other...

THE NOTE SAID:i told her i would take a bullet for her....just like she said she

would die for me..!!'..


Found this on a Facebook page. Lol'd because it's so damn pathetic. xD
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Willy* ._.

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oh my fucking god what
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goal machine
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Aether
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Kate Upton <3

Is it bad that I lol'd?
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Oh man that was so romantic.
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Xavier Hamilton
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But really who the fuck shoots themselves for their high school girlfriend I mean what the fuck?
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Orange
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Fuck da police

That's so fucking stupid.
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Beneta
Jul 8 2011, 04:06 AM
But really who the fuck shoots themselves for their high school girlfriend I mean what the fuck?
Idiots.
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Fuck da police

Even if they were really that in love, it would be so stupid to kill yourself, because that's the last thing that she would want. Dumbass.
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Zalt
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Nikki's bitch

I want 2 minute of my life back.
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^A piece of fruit made that
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yossy
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best anus fingerer in ACT 2k17

Fuck that took too long to read.
the original, the only, yossy
accept no substitute.
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qwertyuio
 
You must also not be aware of my higher priority level

nate
 
PXE is really just an AA group that doesn't know how to do its job
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Omituinen
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Hintti.

blisterfish
Jul 8 2011, 11:08 AM
Fuck that took too long to read.
Translating from retardese is hard, isn't it?
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Lukie. says (17:54):
Willy* ._.

[Benjina] says (00:22):
You just made my balls quiver.

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(22:42) Lukie: Serious?
(22:42) Lukie: No no
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geezerguy
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Better than Beneta

Beautiful, absolutely beautiful .











HAHAHAHAHA WHAT A FUCKING DUMBASS
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iMac Hunt
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I don't deliver nudes cause I'm a faq D:<

Where'd he get the gun?
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Ricky Gervais
Jul 8 2011, 02:25 PM
Where'd he get the gun?
Oh, you know, every high schooler has a gun on demand for use at anytime.
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Fuck da police

Of course, don't you?
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Kate Upton <3

Ricky Gervais
Jul 8 2011, 02:25 PM
Where'd he get the gun?
The gun show :lolface:
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BURNOUTFREAK
2 Cabbages away from insanity

I'd bet 5 bucks this story was written by a girl.
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i love dick
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Fuck da police

Or you. So yeah, a girl.
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Faris
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wise and worldy wizard

Beneta
Jul 8 2011, 04:29 PM
Ricky Gervais
Jul 8 2011, 02:25 PM
Where'd he get the gun?
Oh, you know, every high schooler has a gun on demand for use at anytime.
I got a fake Italian Mk. IV with me. It shoots yellow bullets.
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raw supersonic fucking rock and roll.
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