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What the fuck is up with dreams?
Topic Started: Jul 20 2011, 02:53 PM (569 Views)
Volke
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Yo

So, last night, I dreamt that I hired one of those expensive posh hookers, and the next day (still in the dream) I woke up and was like "fuck, I've got HIV". Then, I get a phone call from the hooker, and she accuses me of giving her HIV!

WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKK? When I actually woke up, I was like "whaa?".

(NOTE - This was not a wet dream)

(NOTE #2 - Do not get the impression that I have HIV and have sex with hookers...I'm too sensible to catch the former, and I'm too arrogant to have sex with the latter).

(NOTE #3 - Yes, the hooker in my dream was exceptionally hot...I wonder who she was based off)
Edited by Volke, Jul 20 2011, 02:53 PM.
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Taronitar
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Sneasel

What?

Are you sure you are Volke and someone hasn't hacked your account?
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Volke
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Yo

Uhh, pretty sure. I've even mentioned it in the Super Mod Forum on SC.

Check Mod Squad on SC. My most recent post there (won't name the topic) was about how stupid BURNOUTFREAK is.

Enough proof? Come on!
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MISTY
Jul 20 2011, 03:01 PM
Uhh, pretty sure. I've even mentioned it in the Super Mod Forum on SC.

Check Mod Squad on SC. My most recent post there (won't name the topic) was about how stupid BURNOUTFREAK is.

Enough proof? Come on!
oh, so that's how he got banned?

good fucking job, sir
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Taronitar
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Sneasel

Eh fair enough.

I actually don't even remember the last time I dreamed...
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Volke
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Yo

Shroomish - Unfortunately, I didn't ban him. Actually, might have been you. Unless you're just pretending to be Forgoten_Scars.

Taron - Too much alcohol consumption prevents dreaming, or so I've found. I dreamt last night, probably because I haven't been drunk in two weeks *gasp*
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Of course I'm pretending to be Derek.

I doubt he would come here.
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Nikkisaur
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Bad words (screwu2benji) destroyer lvl PWNAGE

Yeah dreams are weird especially when you wake up thinking that it was real. I have done that many times.

Not slept with hookers or got HIV, only Volke does stuff like that...huuurrr
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Im back baby
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Shroomish
Jul 20 2011, 03:13 PM
Of course I'm pretending to be Derek.

I doubt he would come here.
Lurks, probably.

I haven't had many dreams for awhile now. :(
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Kate Upton <3

Taron
Jul 20 2011, 03:06 PM
Eh fair enough.

I actually don't even remember the last time I dreamed...
Me either, i never have dreams.
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MISTY
Jul 20 2011, 02:53 PM
So, last night, I dreamt that I hired one of those expensive posh hookers, and the next day (still in the dream) I woke up and was like "fuck, I've got HIV". Then, I get a phone call from the hooker, and she accuses me of giving her HIV!

WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKK? When I actually woke up, I was like "whaa?".
Someone had to have been trying to implant the idea of getting an STD into your head so you would shut down your father's business.

...because this thread was just waiting for an Inception joke.
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BURNOUTFREAK
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MISTY
Jul 20 2011, 03:01 PM
Uhh, pretty sure. I've even mentioned it in the Super Mod Forum on SC.

Check Mod Squad on SC. My most recent post there (won't name the topic) was about how stupid BURNOUTFREAK is.

Enough proof? Come on!
WTF



Just for the record I'm not actually a total douche there and people actually like me, believe it or not.

Dislike this if you're an asstard.
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Omituinen
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Hintti.

Inception was kinda meh. :\

Initial concept was cool, and all the mindfuck physics in the first half of the film were pretty awesome, but towards the end the budget ran out they couldn't use any mindfuck physics because "THEY COULDN'T LET HIM KNOW IT WAS A DREAM LOL". And towards the end they just seemed to say "fuck it" insofar as the actual storyline goes and couldn't even be bothered to give it a proper ending. "And then he woke up and it might still be a dream!"

I mean, it wasn't bad, I just wouldn't pay to watch it again.
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Xavier Hamilton
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I liked the mystery ending.
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Jul 20 2011, 07:01 PM
And towards the end they just seemed to say "fuck it" insofar as the actual storyline goes and couldn't even be bothered to give it a proper ending. "And then he woke up and it might still be a dream!"
I like ambiguous endings, but that aside

If you remember, Dom spun the totem, then left to see his kids before he saw the result. At that point, he didn't care if it was real or not, he was just glad to stop running and to see his family again.

My only real problem with Inception was that other characters were interesting but we didn't get much from them. Even that said I think it's a great movie.
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yeah like the guy who wore the beast vest
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Volke
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Yo

So, it appears I went into my own mind and caught HIV from a hooker. But seeing as the hooker was one of them projections or whatever they called the fake dream people, the HIV infection isn't real. Or it is real, but just in the dream world.

So, chances are, the dream version of me will die of AIDS at some point in the future, after which case I'll never dream again.

@ Nikki - STI free? Didn't you catch herpes from Pedro in Mexico? (Word gets around).

@ TheDude - You're not actually that bad. You just happen to be a great person to pick on. Sorry but there has to be someone at PXE to poke fun at.
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Kate Upton <3

MISTY
Jul 20 2011, 09:41 PM
@ TheDude - You're not actually that bad. You just happen to be a great person to pick on. Sorry but there has to be someone at PXE to poke fun at.
He is right, for awhile it was me, then it was Taron, and know it's you, it will most likely switch soon.
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Volke
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Yo

I must've missed the periods where you and Taron were the victims.

But then again, I was absent for, like, a year.
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Fuck da police

Taron was the victim until recently, he suddenly got cool.
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