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| Xavier Hamilton | Aug 12 2011, 09:08 AM Post #1 |
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So it's 3:50AM, and you know me, just chillin on Stronghold building a beast as fuck castle. And I'm just bro'ing out and shit and then my phone starts buzzing. And I was like, "Aw I guess my dumbass sister forgot her keys to get in and she's waiting at the door." So I pick up my phone, luckily the song playing on my headphones was Locomotive Breath and it was the piano intro so I heard my phone, and I look at the number and it's 18435300718 (posted so if any amerifags here are bored you an fuck em up) and I was like what the fuck is this shit? Local numbers start with 412. So I'm like oh must be wrong number but I answered anyways cause I'm not scared of a phone or anything. And I answer it and some girl (who sounded pretty hot) was talking to someone and I was like "oh shit how the hell did she butt dial my entire number" but then she started talking to me. The conversation went as follows (but I don't really remember the whole thing blah blah. Girl: "Hello? Benetabro: "Hello?" Girl: Who is this?" Benetacuz :Who is this? Girl: "I don't know i called you" at this point i was like "is this girl retarded or something? if you called me why the hell are you asking who I am then I said something like that Girl: "Well I'm here with Markus and he gave me this number..." And I was like "wtf the only markus I know is gay marcus and how the fuck would he get my number? And then Markus (who sounded like a douche bag) was yelling some douchey thing and saying something about niggaz or something. And then the hot sounding girl said she lived in south carolina and I was like aww i ain't getting none of that gtfo and then shit went quiet so i hung up and then she kept calling and I was just like "aww what do you want anyways?" and she never really said anything and stuff but yeah that's my intersitng story for the night Oh hey just noticed this story really sucks, has no cool ending, are anything slightly interedting sorry for wasting your time. |
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| yossy | Aug 12 2011, 10:27 AM Post #2 |
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best anus fingerer in ACT 2k17
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Took the words right out of my mouth. What the fuck is this shit? It seems like a story I'd fucking tell! |
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the original, the only, yossy accept no substitute. ![]()
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| Taronitar | Aug 12 2011, 10:33 AM Post #3 |
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Sneasel
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The bitch wants to fuck.
Edited by Taronitar, Aug 12 2011, 10:35 AM.
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| Xavier Hamilton | Aug 12 2011, 10:38 AM Post #4 |
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worst part is it isn't drunk!beneta ;_; should stop staying up this late. anywways, she called back and she said she was going to call me every night and she was from south carolina and she asked me what my facebook was and I was like " i dunno that's kinda risky and then she told me her name was Chelsea Colangelo (think last name is spelled wrong) and then she said i sucked and hung up also this story isn't geting anymore interesting |
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| geezerguy | Aug 12 2011, 12:16 PM Post #5 |
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Better than Beneta
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ITT: Beneta playin' the game LOL jk |
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| Xavier Hamilton | Aug 12 2011, 12:52 PM Post #6 |
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i was playing the game stronghold |
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| Hall&Oats | Aug 12 2011, 01:12 PM Post #7 |
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Deepthroatmeal
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This was one of those middle of the night stories that aren't funny.
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| Omituinen | Aug 12 2011, 02:02 PM Post #8 |
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Hintti.
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THEN WHO WAS PHONE? |
![]() Lukie. says (17:54): Willy* ._. [Benjina] says (00:22): You just made my balls quiver. (22:42) Markles: I'm a wheelchair. ![]() (22:42) Lukie: Holy crap. (22:42) Lukie: Serious? (22:42) Lukie: No no (22:42) Lukie: wait (22:43) Lukie: Can I ride you? ![]() Kyllä anteeksi voin antaa, kunhan ensi kuolevat. Spoiler: click to toggle
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| PBO~ | Aug 12 2011, 03:41 PM Post #9 |
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Cool Ending: Then my house blew up and face was just starting to melt when out of the corner of my eye I saw the hot chick with the phone in her hand... and I knew... that I forgot to buy condoms. |
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| Taronitar | Aug 12 2011, 04:04 PM Post #10 |
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Sneasel
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Slendormarns of course. |
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| HeyDawn | Aug 12 2011, 04:15 PM Post #11 |
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T_T you should've played along with the girl, that would've made the story better. |
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| iMac Hunt | Aug 12 2011, 10:02 PM Post #12 |
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I don't deliver nudes cause I'm a faq
D:<
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Reminds me, I never found out who was texting me that time... One saying she loved me, one saying he was going to kick me bum. |
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| cat | Aug 12 2011, 10:03 PM Post #13 |
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My phone is water damaged. |
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| HeyDawn | Aug 13 2011, 03:26 AM Post #14 |
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I'd ring them back, buutt.. I'm in Straylia so it would cost like quadruple the amount seems it's international :/ |
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| Aether | Aug 13 2011, 06:39 AM Post #15 |
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Kate Upton <3
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Beneta give the number so like the rest of us Americafags can troll |
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| Orange | Aug 13 2011, 06:48 AM Post #16 |
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Fuck da police
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For somebody so obvious, you surely miss a lot. |
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| yossy | Aug 13 2011, 10:11 AM Post #17 |
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So much fucking loling in one thread
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the original, the only, yossy accept no substitute. ![]()
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| Xavier Hamilton | Aug 13 2011, 11:15 AM Post #18 |
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welll i just woke up about an hour ago, (which is usally the time I go to bed) and I just remembered this topic so i checked my phone and THAT cabbage DIDN'T CALL ME |
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| HeyDawn | Aug 13 2011, 01:40 PM Post #19 |
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damn.. |
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| Nikkisaur | Aug 13 2011, 08:03 PM Post #20 |
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Bad words (screwu2benji) destroyer lvl PWNAGE
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a stalker that got bored in 24 hours...dude thats sad. |
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