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Topic Started: Aug 12 2011, 09:08 AM (283 Views)
Xavier Hamilton
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So it's 3:50AM, and you know me, just chillin on Stronghold building a beast as fuck castle. And I'm just bro'ing out and shit and then my phone starts buzzing. And I was like, "Aw I guess my dumbass sister forgot her keys to get in and she's waiting at the door." So I pick up my phone, luckily the song playing on my headphones was Locomotive Breath and it was the piano intro so I heard my phone, and I look at the number and it's 18435300718 (posted so if any amerifags here are bored you an fuck em up) and I was like what the fuck is this shit? Local numbers start with 412. So I'm like oh must be wrong number but I answered anyways cause I'm not scared of a phone or anything. And I answer it and some girl (who sounded pretty hot) was talking to someone and I was like "oh shit how the hell did she butt dial my entire number" but then she started talking to me. The conversation went as follows (but I don't really remember the whole thing blah blah.

Girl: "Hello?
Benetabro: "Hello?"
Girl: Who is this?"
Benetacuz :Who is this?
Girl: "I don't know i called you"

at this point i was like "is this girl retarded or something? if you called me why the hell are you asking who I am

then I said something like that

Girl: "Well I'm here with Markus and he gave me this number..."

And I was like "wtf the only markus I know is gay marcus and how the fuck would he get my number?

And then Markus (who sounded like a douche bag) was yelling some douchey thing and saying something about niggaz or something.

And then the hot sounding girl said she lived in south carolina and I was like aww i ain't getting none of that gtfo

and then shit went quiet so i hung up

and then she kept calling and I was just like "aww what do you want anyways?" and she never really said anything and stuff but yeah that's my intersitng story for the night





Oh hey just noticed this story really sucks, has no cool ending, are anything slightly interedting sorry for wasting your time.

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yossy
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Beneta
Aug 12 2011, 09:08 AM
Oh hey just noticed this story really sucks, has no cool ending, are anything slightly interedting sorry for wasting your time.
Took the words right out of my mouth.

What the fuck is this shit? It seems like a story I'd fucking tell!
the original, the only, yossy
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qwertyuio
 
You must also not be aware of my higher priority level

nate
 
PXE is really just an AA group that doesn't know how to do its job
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Taronitar
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Sneasel

The bitch wants to fuck.
Edited by Taronitar, Aug 12 2011, 10:35 AM.
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Xavier Hamilton
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worst part is it isn't drunk!beneta ;_;

should stop staying up this late.

anywways, she called back and she said she was going to call me every night and she was from south carolina and she asked me what my facebook was and I was like " i dunno that's kinda risky and then she told me her name was Chelsea Colangelo (think last name is spelled wrong) and then she said i sucked and hung up

also this story isn't geting anymore interesting
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geezerguy
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Better than Beneta

ITT: Beneta playin' the game

LOL jk
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Xavier Hamilton
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i was playing the game

stronghold
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Hall&Oats
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Deepthroatmeal

This was one of those middle of the night stories that aren't funny. :hand:
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Omituinen
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Hintti.

THEN WHO WAS PHONE?
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Lukie. says (17:54):
Willy* ._.

[Benjina] says (00:22):
You just made my balls quiver.

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(22:42) Lukie: Holy crap.
(22:42) Lukie: Serious?
(22:42) Lukie: No no
(22:42) Lukie: wait
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Kyllä anteeksi voin antaa, kunhan ensi kuolevat.

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PBO~
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Cool Ending: Then my house blew up and face was just starting to melt when out of the corner of my eye I saw the hot chick with the phone in her hand... and I knew... that I forgot to buy condoms.
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Taronitar
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Aug 12 2011, 02:02 PM
THEN WHO WAS PHONE?
Slendormarns of course.
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HeyDawn


T_T

you should've played along with the girl, that would've made the story better.
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iMac Hunt
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I don't deliver nudes cause I'm a faq D:<

Reminds me, I never found out who was texting me that time... One saying she loved me, one saying he was going to kick me bum.

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cat
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My phone is water damaged.
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HeyDawn


I'd ring them back, buutt.. I'm in Straylia so it would cost like quadruple the amount seems it's international :/
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Aether
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Kate Upton <3

Beneta give the number so like the rest of us Americafags can troll
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Orange
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Fuck da police

Beneta
 
18435300718


For somebody so obvious, you surely miss a lot.
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yossy
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Sarcasm
 
My phone is water damaged.


PBO~
 
Cool Ending: Then my house blew up and face was just starting to melt when out of the corner of my eye I saw the hot chick with the phone in her hand... and I knew... that I forgot to buy condoms.


Beneta
 
i was playing the game

stronghold


So much fucking loling in one thread :lol:
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qwertyuio
 
You must also not be aware of my higher priority level

nate
 
PXE is really just an AA group that doesn't know how to do its job
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Xavier Hamilton
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welll i just woke up about an hour ago, (which is usally the time I go to bed) and I just remembered this topic so i checked my phone and

THAT cabbage DIDN'T CALL ME

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HeyDawn


Beneta
Aug 13 2011, 11:15 AM

THAT cabbage DIDN'T CALL ME

damn..
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Bad words (screwu2benji) destroyer lvl PWNAGE

a stalker that got bored in 24 hours...dude thats sad.
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Im back baby
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