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| king benji I of pxe | Oct 17 2011, 11:10 PM Post #1 |
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Friday night was bad, dear pixies, bad. I'd assume only ɐılɐɹʇsnɐns would possibly be familiar with a 'crate day', where you buy yourself one of these monstrous things and just drink the day and eventual night away. On a crate day, you'd be lucky to get through just half of one of these, considering half a crate is the equivalent of 15 standard drinks. Well, dear pixies, in true NZ binge drinking fashion, I finished my crate (all 30 standard drinks of it), and a complete and utter memory loss ensued. So far I've found out this much. - Couldn't find my wallet when I got home. Asked flatmate. Informs me I dropped it, and when he attempted to give it back I yelled "I DON'T NEED THIS" in a 'weird' way (That's how he described it anyway. You tell me), and threw it against the wall. - Found and adopted a love for a large Argentina flag I found. Apparently wouldn't stop yelling "ARGENTINA, ARGENTINA, ARGENTINA" and speaking with a Spanish accent (Which, for the record, I'm pretty good with accents). - Aforementioned flatmate rubbed moisturiser on my hand then tickled my face, causing me to make my skin even more fabulous even in my semi conscious state. I'm sure there are more things.. probably bad things.. I haven't dared to ask yet. Cause you see I can't remember much if any of the 8 hours that occurred between 4pm, when I began to get truly fucked, and 12 - 12:30, when I got home. No, I wasn't able to go to town. By fucking god I could barely stand as it was. Share drunk stories, plz. Lukie, how are your pubes? |
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| yossy | Oct 17 2011, 11:19 PM Post #2 |
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best anus fingerer in ACT 2k17
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i ate a big red candle |
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the original, the only, yossy accept no substitute. ![]()
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| king benji I of pxe | Oct 17 2011, 11:36 PM Post #3 |
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realzies? |
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| geezerguy | Oct 18 2011, 01:28 AM Post #4 |
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Better than Beneta
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Hahaha good shit man my pubes are growing back slowly. They've been constantly itchy for about 2 weeks now.. I just can't take it anymore SO GODDAMN FREAKING ITCHY MAN |
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| Xavier Hamilton | Oct 18 2011, 05:12 AM Post #5 |
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oh my god i just died |
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| Nikkisaur | Oct 18 2011, 05:18 PM Post #6 |
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Bad words (screwu2benji) destroyer lvl PWNAGE
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Hahahah, thats what happens when you shave your thang! |
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| Faris | Oct 18 2011, 07:09 PM Post #7 |
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wise and worldy wizard
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At least you still have your pubs Benji homie. |
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| Nikkisaur | Oct 18 2011, 07:12 PM Post #8 |
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Bad words (screwu2benji) destroyer lvl PWNAGE
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shaving there makes your dick look bigger |
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| king benji I of pxe | Oct 18 2011, 10:16 PM Post #9 |
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Is that how you compensated for under performing boyfriends? |
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| Nikkisaur | Oct 18 2011, 10:36 PM Post #10 |
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Bad words (screwu2benji) destroyer lvl PWNAGE
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me? |
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| king benji I of pxe | Oct 18 2011, 10:38 PM Post #11 |
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Nyess
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| hey you know what fuck you photobucket i actually liked my signature yOU CUNTS | |
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| Omituinen | Oct 22 2011, 07:07 AM Post #12 |
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Hintti.
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I've had entire phone conversations I don't remember when entirely sober. Apparently I sound "not quite entirely there" when I'm dissociated like that. |
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