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| Your best drunken memory losses | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Nov 18 2011, 11:58 PM (91 Views) | |
| king benji I of pxe | Nov 18 2011, 11:58 PM Post #1 |
Shotter, hitter, serial killer.
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I know Lukie will weigh in with the pube story, and I'd love to hear that again. A few weeks ago, I smoked back a crate of quart bottles, which equates to 28 standard drinks, plus a few shots here and there.. not good. Anyway, as you'd expect complete memory loss occurred. When I woke up the next morning, having no recollection of how I got to bed, I had no pants on, an enormous Argentina flag still tied around my neck like a cape, a sore leg, and no recollection of where my wallet was. I was later informed that I had dropped it, my flatmate tried to give it back to me, and to this I threw it against the wall and shouted "I HAVE NO NEED FOR THIS". |
| hey you know what fuck you photobucket i actually liked my signature yOU CUNTS | |
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| Taronitar | Nov 19 2011, 10:07 AM Post #2 |
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I remeber I was getting tanked at an aquantance's party; (most of my old school mates were there) celebrating what would have been my late best mate's 18th birthday. I remember skulling about half the bottle of rum I had brought with me and then everything gets fuzzy. I woke up on the other side of the fence as cops were inspecting the place (apparantly there on noise complaints) at about 1 with a huge puddle of vomit near me. I waited until the cops left, jumped back over the fence, and then went back up stairs and played Wii sports like a boss. Edited by Taronitar, Nov 19 2011, 10:07 AM.
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| Volke | Nov 19 2011, 06:11 PM Post #3 |
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I always remember everything that happens when I'm drunk. Except for this one time, where...well, I can't remember where or when it occurred. |
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| geezerguy | Nov 20 2011, 01:49 AM Post #4 |
Better than Beneta
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Pube Story: Got incredibly drunk using one of these. This resulted in me shaving my pubes drunk (and high). I then woke up in the morning (with my face next to a pool of vomit) with little to no memory of it, went to the toilet and proceeded to find out I no longer have any pubes. Like zero. Another story: I went to a family funeral earlier in the day (my uncle's step-dad, I wasn't related to him but knew him), then after everything all close family went to my Uncle's house. My cousin (a girl, btw) is the same age as me and is just mental. She was feeding me drinks all night such as vodka, beer, Malibu, Jack Daniels, etc. and I was just downing it all. Soon I was overly pissed and just fucked, all the while she was just laughing at me (she's a fucking heavy weight..). Soon she tells me some people are doing cocaine downstairs (wtf?!), and with me being super pissed I was like "Holy shit.... Can you get some?". And she was like I can try.. And she succeeded. Sooo we did it (she used to do it all the time..) and from that moment I remember nothing except for walking about for a bit with everything around me spinning at a million miles an hour. I woke up the next morning in my uncle's bed with my brother (lol..), was fucked up. I was then told what happened to me. Apparently I was throwing up everywhere, and they made me clean it up while I was fucked. Apparently I was like properly cleaning the floor up with a mop and everything and shouting 'SORRY' every so often. My cousin and my brother were telling me whole conversations I didn't remember. Baring in mind this was the first time I had lost memory due to drinking xD |
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| king benji I of pxe | Nov 20 2011, 02:04 AM Post #5 |
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Shotter, hitter, serial killer.
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Lol Lukie, you craaaaazy. My other friend came home one night with no pants on. He has no idea where they went, or how he managed to get inside, as his keys were in the said paints and so yeah. |
| hey you know what fuck you photobucket i actually liked my signature yOU CUNTS | |
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| Nate | Nov 20 2011, 03:35 AM Post #6 |
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| Orange | Nov 20 2011, 03:39 AM Post #7 |
Fuck da police
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Fucking lol'd so hard |
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| king benji I of pxe | Nov 20 2011, 03:53 AM Post #8 |
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Shotter, hitter, serial killer.
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Vee, fix PXE. There's no love button. |
| hey you know what fuck you photobucket i actually liked my signature yOU CUNTS | |
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| yossy | Nov 20 2011, 10:36 AM Post #9 |
best anus fingerer in ACT 2k17
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Nate I want your babies. I never forget what happens when I drink, and I've had some fucking impressive drinking sessions. The only boring story I have is once drinking solidly at a 21st, just ridiculous amounts, ending up not being able to stand, so I get told to a follow a guy into the bathroom, where I buy a pinger, do that, manage to not pass out because I have that in my system, leave shortly thereafter, end up vomiting at another party, getting a cab called for me, and not remembering the cab ride home. I've pretty much got a total blackout from getting into the cab until vomiting out the window outside my house. |
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the original, the only, yossy accept no substitute. 
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| geezerguy | Nov 20 2011, 12:17 PM Post #10 |
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Better than Beneta
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Holy shit I lol'd Nate <3 |
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