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| Tweet Topic Started: Nov 26 2011, 03:28 AM (218 Views) | |
| Señor Chaseface | Nov 26 2011, 03:28 AM Post #1 |
Nope. Nope. Nope.
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Here I was, having a good ol' time by myself, reading through magazines full of filth and smut, and I thought about something. Pixel Euphoria needs someone willing to step up. Take control, and more than all, make long bullshit posts on these boards. And I, for one, choose Vee to be our martyr. But anyway, I got off task. You all can suck my di-... Wait, wait. I'm not even going to say it, as half of you are already salivating at the thought, and the other half are fapping. Personally, I'm tired of being srs. Have a story. Written by me. Edited by me. Published by Warner. The Story of the Man with no Testicles. The date: October 21st, 1954. I was but a lad at this time, I was only 37. I grew up in a small village, just south of the Florida Keys, in a place called Kokomo. In fact, a song was written about our little slice of paradise. Ooh I wanna take you down to Kokomo, we'll get there fast and then we'll take it slow That's where we wanna go, way down in Kokomo. Our nation is ruled by a dictator who is more interested in wooing the women on the corners, than actually running with "nation." The streets are filled with the blood of our people, those are the lucky ones. The unlucky ones live in a state of poverty. We have to fight and kill each other for our next meal. Even if that meal is nothing but a banana flavored condom left over by our "betters." I once had a beautiful family. My wife, Celeste, amazing, the most beautiful woman I have ever laid my poor unfortunate eyes on. She was raped and killed for glancing towards a statue of our leader. And my two beautiful kids, Al and Jardine. Jardine was my precious little girl, she had her mother's eyes... And Al... my only son, he was going to be a great man, unlike me. But they were both taken. Taken to Aruba, Jamaica, Bermuda, Bahama, Key Largo, Montego, hell maybe even Jamaica. I don't know. I have been locked in this "prison" for years. It is little more than a dank, dark hole in the earth. But, the only good news I have gotten is from the woman who brings my weekly meals. She said I wouldn't need anymore to eat. She said that I would be dead in three days. That was October 19th. I can hear the executioners coming now. Off the Florida Keys there's a place called Kokomo That's where you wanna go to get away from it all. Yeah, this is where you wanna go... Bodies in the sand, tropical drink melting in your hand We'll be falling in love to the rhythm of a steel drum band Down in Kokomo |
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| Hall&Oats | Nov 26 2011, 05:25 AM Post #2 |
Deepthroatmeal
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That's a cool way to include the song in there like that. Naw, for real though, that'd make a good intro. |
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| Xavier Hamilton | Nov 26 2011, 06:51 AM Post #3 |
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what is going on? |
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| king benji I of pxe | Nov 26 2011, 10:41 PM Post #4 |
Shotter, hitter, serial killer.
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tl;dr. |
| hey you know what fuck you photobucket i actually liked my signature yOU CUNTS | |
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| Señor Chaseface | Nov 27 2011, 05:00 AM Post #5 |
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Nope. Nope. Nope.
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I was listening to the Beach Boys, if you couldn't tell. And bored. So very... very bored... |
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| Xavier Hamilton | Nov 27 2011, 06:38 AM Post #6 |
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WOULDN'T IT BE NICE IF WE WERE OLDER |
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| Taronitar | Nov 27 2011, 07:06 AM Post #7 |
Sneasel
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I have no idea what the fuck is going on. |
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| Nate | Nov 27 2011, 01:26 PM Post #8 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3ii-Df1Hs8 |
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| Nikkisaur | Nov 27 2011, 07:57 PM Post #9 |
Bad words (screwu2benji) destroyer lvl PWNAGE
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Still not sucking your di.... |
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| iMac Hunt | Nov 27 2011, 08:00 PM Post #10 |
I don't deliver nudes cause I'm a faq
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I almost started to think about reading the first line.. |
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| BURNOUTFREAK | Nov 27 2011, 09:15 PM Post #11 |
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2 Cabbages away from insanity
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It seems I'm still alive, for now. Not that I want to be, I'd much rather be dead then be stuck in this hell hole for another second. They came for the other man, the one that I could hear sobbing in my sleepless nights here. I have no tears left to cry. I do not feel sad any more, I feel nothing at all. I have nothing to live for. No troubles or toils The sun always bright We sing and we dance Until the last light In Kokomo Those days seem so far off. The carelessness of my childhood is but a a memory, dimmed by the years of torment I've suffered. They're coming... I am not afraid to die, on the contrary, I thought I'd already be dead by now. The heavy steel door opens for the first time since I was thrown into this putrid pit of pain, my executioners blocking the entrance. Both were easily 7 foot tall with arms like tree trunks and expressionless eyes that tell no tales. Too weak to resist I simply obey as they drag me to my doom. I'm half carried into a long hallway. Overwhelming silence filled the empty tunnel and a dim light shone at the end. I knew the light at the end of this tunnel wouldn't be a welcoming one. As I neared the light the silence was broken with a distant chanting. I lifted my head slightly and could now hear an almighty noise coming from the light. It seemed that I would be executed in public. For about 5 ungodly long minutes I was dragged down the hall. I was curious in spite of myself, it sounded like the whole capital had showed up. Eventually we exited the tunnel. And by "exited" I mean I was thrown into the light and the door shut behind me. Hoping that I was free,I stood up, only to find that I was in a massive stadium packed with people that want blood. I wasn't going to be executed after all. Instead I have to fight for my life. |
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| Señor Chaseface | Nov 28 2011, 01:51 AM Post #12 |
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Nope. Nope. Nope.
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I don't know who you are, but you're now my most favorite person on this site. |
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| king benji I of pxe | Nov 28 2011, 01:52 AM Post #13 |
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Shotter, hitter, serial killer.
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Gaaaaaaaaaaaay. |
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| Hall&Oats | Nov 28 2011, 02:36 AM Post #14 |
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Deepthroatmeal
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....that cabbage. |
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| BURNOUTFREAK | Nov 28 2011, 09:18 AM Post #15 |
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2 Cabbages away from insanity
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Meh, I was bored... |
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| goal machine | Nov 28 2011, 09:41 AM Post #16 |
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Leighaeinayneauighne
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Hahaha. |
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| ozzo | Nov 28 2011, 12:23 PM Post #17 |
give me a freak
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 but chase .. . .
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beneta says (05:28): uuuurrrrrrggggggghhhhhhh]  Buttercup Snowy Reins Buttercup is a little bit crazy. She is as white as the driven snow, and she casts mischievous spells. | |
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| Señor Chaseface | Nov 28 2011, 12:47 PM Post #18 |
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Nope. Nope. Nope.
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You're my favorite person on MSN. ;_; |
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| ozzo | Nov 28 2011, 12:51 PM Post #19 |
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give me a freak
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ok chase seriously what is all this? XD |
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beneta says (05:28): uuuurrrrrrggggggghhhhhhh] Buttercup Snowy Reins Buttercup is a little bit crazy. She is as white as the driven snow, and she casts mischievous spells. | |
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| ozzo | Nov 28 2011, 12:51 PM Post #20 |
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give me a freak
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I bet I'm the only person you have on msn 
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beneta says (05:28): uuuurrrrrrggggggghhhhhhh] Buttercup Snowy Reins Buttercup is a little bit crazy. She is as white as the driven snow, and she casts mischievous spells. | |
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