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PXE NEWS AT 6 v2.
Tweet Topic Started: Nov 28 2011, 02:37 PM (323 Views)
king benji I of pxe	Nov 28 2011, 02:37 PM Post #1
Shotter, hitter, serial killer. Posts: 14,399 Group: Admin Member #8 Joined: May 21, 2010	GOOD EVENING AND WELCOME TO PXE NEWS, I'M BENJI SUNNYDAYS BACK FOR ANOTHER NEWS REPORT AT 6. LEADING OUR NEWS TODAY THE PXE COMMUNITY IS JUBILANT FOLLOWING THE RETURN OF SEXUAL MINX BECKY TO THE FORUMS. SOURCES SAY SEMEN EJACULATION FIGURES HAVE BEEN THROUGH THE ROOF IN THE PAST COUPLE OF DAYS AS MALE MEMBERS OF PXE BEAT THEIR MEAT EXCITEDLY. IN OTHER NEWS PXE TODAY CONTINUES ITS SEARCH FOR ESTRANGED PRIME MINISTER, FUCKING HELL VEE, OR AS HE PREFERS, SIMPLY 'VEE'. VEE HAS NOT BEEN SEEN IN A FEW MONTHS AND FEARS ARE GROWING AMONG PIXEL EUPHORIANS THAT VEE HAS GOTTEN A LIFE. .. JUST KIDDING HE'S A LOSER. HE'S PROBABLY ON A MASTURBATION MARATHON. FOLLOWING UP FROM OUR JULY REPORT, NEW EVIDENCE HAS PROVEN WITHOUT A DOUBT THAT NIKKI IS IN FACT A DINOSAUR. THIS WAS CONFIRMED BY LEAD SCIENTIST NATE SEXYHAIR, WHO HAD THIS TO SAY; "OH YEAH I FOUND SOME DROPPINGS IN HER ROOM WHICH WERE DEFINITELY NOT HUMAN. ALSO SHE ACTUALLY JUST TOLD ME SHE WAS A DINOSAUR ANYWAY". MORE ON THIS STORY AS IT BREAKS. IN OTHER NEWS LUKIE K HAS RECEIVED TOP AWARDS AT THE PXE MUSIC AWARDS FOR BEST NEW ARTIST, BEST SOLO ARTIST, AND BEST ALBUM FOR HIS 2011 RELEASE 'TOO LATE FOR APOLOGIES'. OTHER AWARD WINNERS INCLUDED BEN AND BEN WHO TOOK OUT BEST RAP GROUP AND BEST RAP SONG FOR THEIR HIT 'DON'T FUCK WITH US'. MOVING ONTO SPORT NOW, EVERYBODY ON PXE IS FAT AND DOESN'T PLAY THEM. NOW TO WEATHER, AND THE WEATHER IS NOT TOO FUCKING BAD. THANKS FOR JOINING US. I'VE BEEN BENJI SUNNYDAYS, AND YOU'VE BEEN A FANTASTIC AUDIENCE. GOOD NIGHT EVERYONE.
	hey you know what fuck you photobucket i actually liked my signature yOU CUNTS


geezerguy	Nov 28 2011, 05:26 PM Post #2
Better than Beneta Posts: 11,220 Group: Global Mods Member #10 Joined: May 25, 2010 last.fm ID Geezerguy PSN ZehLukanator Skype canthelpbutluke	Quote: IN OTHER NEWS LUKIE K HAS RECEIVED TOP AWARDS AT THE PXE MUSIC AWARDS FOR BEST NEW ARTIST, BEST SOLO ARTIST, AND BEST ALBUM FOR HIS 2011 RELEASE 'TOO LATE FOR APOLOGIES'. Couldn't of done it without you guys <3



Faris	Nov 28 2011, 06:28 PM Post #3
wise and worldy wizard Posts: 1,967 Group: Members Member #50 Joined: August 19, 2010 MSN ultimate_n4c@hotmail.com Skype cornershopdancing	AND NOW ON TO THE FUCKING WEATHER
	raw supersonic fucking rock and roll.


ozzo	Nov 28 2011, 07:45 PM Post #4
give me a freak Posts: 3,437 Group: Members Member #120 Joined: November 22, 2011 Facebook ID beckybecky958 Twitter ID beckybecky958 Youtube ID beckybecky958 last.fm ID beckybecky958 deviantART ID beckybecky958 MSN beckybecky958 XBL beckybecky958 PSN beckybecky958 Wii FC beckybecky958 Skype beckybecky958	'JUST KIDDING HE'S A LOSER. HE'S PROBABLY ON A MASTURBATION MARATHON.' benji when reading this I was crying with laughter XDDDD
	beneta says (05:28): uuuurrrrrrggggggghhhhhhh] Buttercup Snowy Reins Buttercup is a little bit crazy. She is as white as the driven snow, and she casts mischievous spells.


Hall&Oats	Nov 28 2011, 09:24 PM Post #5
Deepthroatmeal Posts: 6,031 Group: Members Member #109 Joined: August 2, 2011 Facebook ID twortwol Twitter ID BurrellJacob PSN Toastafarian Skype kazmeal	Hey, I play sports ;____;
	Gyarados I'm a soup spoon


Zalt	Nov 28 2011, 10:07 PM Post #6
Nikki's bitch Posts: 5,199 Group: Global Mods Member #9 Joined: May 25, 2010	You are the boss.
	^A piece of fruit made that


king benji I of pxe	Nov 28 2011, 10:18 PM Post #7
Shotter, hitter, serial killer. Posts: 14,399 Group: Admin Member #8 Joined: May 21, 2010	...oatmeal! Nov 28 2011, 09:24 PM Hey, I play sports ;____; Sorry, I do too, but a huge majority of PXE don't. Cause they're fat. D:
	hey you know what fuck you photobucket i actually liked my signature yOU CUNTS


ozzo	Nov 28 2011, 10:21 PM Post #8
give me a freak Posts: 3,437 Group: Members Member #120 Joined: November 22, 2011 Facebook ID beckybecky958 Twitter ID beckybecky958 Youtube ID beckybecky958 last.fm ID beckybecky958 deviantART ID beckybecky958 MSN beckybecky958 XBL beckybecky958 PSN beckybecky958 Wii FC beckybecky958 Skype beckybecky958	Im not fat I just don't want to run for my pie
	beneta says (05:28): uuuurrrrrrggggggghhhhhhh] Buttercup Snowy Reins Buttercup is a little bit crazy. She is as white as the driven snow, and she casts mischievous spells.


king benji I of pxe	Nov 28 2011, 10:22 PM Post #9
Shotter, hitter, serial killer. Posts: 14,399 Group: Admin Member #8 Joined: May 21, 2010	I keep you fit with the milky way, babe. All the romping sex really tones your muscles.
	hey you know what fuck you photobucket i actually liked my signature yOU CUNTS


ozzo	Nov 28 2011, 11:06 PM Post #10
give me a freak Posts: 3,437 Group: Members Member #120 Joined: November 22, 2011 Facebook ID beckybecky958 Twitter ID beckybecky958 Youtube ID beckybecky958 last.fm ID beckybecky958 deviantART ID beckybecky958 MSN beckybecky958 XBL beckybecky958 PSN beckybecky958 Wii FC beckybecky958 Skype beckybecky958	Imma disrobe you then Imma probe you now Ive got that bloody song in my head ;_;
	beneta says (05:28): uuuurrrrrrggggggghhhhhhh] Buttercup Snowy Reins Buttercup is a little bit crazy. She is as white as the driven snow, and she casts mischievous spells.


king benji I of pxe	Nov 28 2011, 11:50 PM Post #11
Shotter, hitter, serial killer. Posts: 14,399 Group: Admin Member #8 Joined: May 21, 2010	What, you want to see this white boy rap? these bitches be doubtin, tellin lies in their shoutin, saying hes a white kid, denying shit i did, in my tight white undies showin my bod, got muscles on my muscles and the body of a god, and no it aint of budda, i know yall probly woulda, tried to rip on me, but i quashed that shit, before you niggas even coulda, rhymes so fresh, i put fruit and veges to shame, im just dominating everday, winning in this rap game winning like charlie sheen, even though that niggas crazy, bitches try to hate on me, but that weak shit dont phase me, now bitch this rhyme is over, but over aint my fame, keep on tryin to hate, this is my mofuckin game. word to your mother, bitches.
	hey you know what fuck you photobucket i actually liked my signature yOU CUNTS


Nikkisaur	Nov 29 2011, 12:13 AM Post #12
Bad words (screwu2benji) destroyer lvl PWNAGE Posts: 7,412 Group: Admin Member #1 Joined: May 18, 2010 Facebook ID Nikki Walton MSN nikkihardy@hotmail.com Skype live:nikkihardy	Im a dinosaur?
	Im back baby


king benji I of pxe	Nov 29 2011, 12:14 AM Post #13
Shotter, hitter, serial killer. Posts: 14,399 Group: Admin Member #8 Joined: May 21, 2010	It's common knowledge, yes.
	hey you know what fuck you photobucket i actually liked my signature yOU CUNTS


Nate	Nov 29 2011, 02:00 AM Post #14
Posts: 4,656 Group: Members Member #11 Joined: May 25, 2010	THIS IS NATE SEXYHAIR WITH A SURPRISE REPORT TARON, THE LOCAL METALHEAD, ON A RECENT (LOL IT WAS MONTHS AGO) WEED BREAK TO INFORM US THAT HE DID, IN FACT, HAVE A SNEASEL TATTOOED ON HIS ARM. I HAVE RELIABLE SOURCES TELLING ME THAT AUTHORITIES ARE MAKING CERTAIN THAT HE NEVER REPRODUCES, AND I CAN SIMPLY AIR THIS BECAUSE TARON IS CURRENTLY TOO BUSY PLAYING SKYRIM ~~AND FAPPING TO SNEASEL RULE 34 WHEN NO ONE LOOKS~~ TO NOTICE OR CARE. AND NOW A WORD FROM OUR SPONSOR.



Hall&Oats	Nov 29 2011, 03:33 AM Post #15
Deepthroatmeal Posts: 6,031 Group: Members Member #109 Joined: August 2, 2011 Facebook ID twortwol Twitter ID BurrellJacob PSN Toastafarian Skype kazmeal	Benjinadactyl Nov 28 2011, 11:50 PM What, you want to see this white boy rap? these bitches be doubtin, tellin lies in their shoutin, saying hes a white kid, denying shit i did, in my tight white undies showin my bod, got muscles on my muscles and the body of a god, and no it aint of budda, i know yall probly woulda, tried to rip on me, but i quashed that shit, before you niggas even coulda, rhymes so fresh, i put fruit and veges to shame, im just dominating everday, winning in this rap game winning like charlie sheen, even though that niggas crazy, bitches try to hate on me, but that weak shit dont phase me, now bitch this rhyme is over, but over aint my fame, keep on tryin to hate, this is my mofuckin game. word to your mother, bitches. She was quoting Katy Perry, sir.
	Gyarados I'm a soup spoon


iMac Hunt	Nov 29 2011, 12:55 PM Post #16
I don't deliver nudes cause I'm a faq D:< Posts: 524 Group: Members Member #13 Joined: May 31, 2010	Pay me £50 and I'll give up life and make a genuine music video for y'all to laugh/bate/mate over.



yossy	Nov 30 2011, 12:19 AM Post #17
best anus fingerer in ACT 2k17 Posts: 6,706 Group: Admin Member #100 Joined: June 24, 2011 Youtube ID modernadolescent	Benjinadactyl Nov 28 2011, 11:50 PM What, you want to see this white boy rap? these bitches be doubtin, tellin lies in their shoutin, saying hes a white kid, denying shit i did, in my tight white undies showin my bod, got muscles on my muscles and the body of a god, and no it aint of budda, i know yall probly woulda, tried to rip on me, but i quashed that shit, before you niggas even coulda, rhymes so fresh, i put fruit and veges to shame, im just dominating everday, winning in this rap game winning like charlie sheen, even though that niggas crazy, bitches try to hate on me, but that weak shit dont phase me, now bitch this rhyme is over, but over aint my fame, keep on tryin to hate, this is my mofuckin game. word to your mother, bitches. I read this while listening to nas, sorry bro.
	the original, the only, yossy accept no substitute. qwertyuio You must also not be aware of my higher priority level nate PXE is really just an AA group that doesn't know how to do its job


ozzo	Nov 30 2011, 12:28 AM Post #18
give me a freak Posts: 3,437 Group: Members Member #120 Joined: November 22, 2011 Facebook ID beckybecky958 Twitter ID beckybecky958 Youtube ID beckybecky958 last.fm ID beckybecky958 deviantART ID beckybecky958 MSN beckybecky958 XBL beckybecky958 PSN beckybecky958 Wii FC beckybecky958 Skype beckybecky958	benji will you rap for me on mic one time?
	beneta says (05:28): uuuurrrrrrggggggghhhhhhh] Buttercup Snowy Reins Buttercup is a little bit crazy. She is as white as the driven snow, and she casts mischievous spells.


king benji I of pxe	Nov 30 2011, 02:10 AM Post #19
Shotter, hitter, serial killer. Posts: 14,399 Group: Admin Member #8 Joined: May 21, 2010	If you pay with tits, then yeah. GOOD EVENING THIS IS BENJI SUNNYDAYS WITH A PXE NEWS UPDATE. FRESH NEW REVELATIONS HAVE TODAY EMERGED SURROUNDING THE SUSPICIOUS DISAPPEARANCE OF PXE PRIME MINISTER, VEE. PXE POLICE HAVE TODAY CONFIRMED THAT VEE HAS BEEN SIGHTED IN A SMELLY LITTLE COTTAGE IN THE NEVADA DESERT FURIOUSLY MASTURBATING. SENIOR DETECTIVE SERGEANT BEN BLISTERFISH NOTED "WE APPROACHED VERY CAUTIOUSLY, AS THE GROUND WAS RATTLING BENEATH OUR FEET. IT WAS APPARENT THAT THIS WAS A MASTURBATION SESSION PREVIOUSLY UNHEARD OF ON THIS EARTH". EYE WITNESSES REPORTED THAT THE RUMBLING INTENSIFIED UNTIL BREAKING POINT, WHERE THEY ONLY REPORT A BRIGHT WHITE FLASH, FOLLOWED SHORTLY BY BEING UNABLE TO BREATH. LEADER OF THE TOXIC CLEAN UP UNIT, NIKKI OLDFACE HAS ALREADY BEGAN THE CLEAN UP EFFORTS BY ORAL MEANS. MORE ON THIS STORY AS IT HAPPENS.
	hey you know what fuck you photobucket i actually liked my signature yOU CUNTS


Zalt	Nov 30 2011, 03:07 AM Post #20
Nikki's bitch Posts: 5,199 Group: Global Mods Member #9 Joined: May 25, 2010	AND HERE'S NATE WITH THE WEATHER
	^A piece of fruit made that


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