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PXE NEWS AT 6 v2.
Topic Started: Nov 28 2011, 02:37 PM (325 Views)
king benji I of pxe
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Shotter, hitter, serial killer.

GOOD EVENING AND WELCOME TO PXE NEWS, I'M BENJI SUNNYDAYS BACK FOR ANOTHER NEWS REPORT AT 6.

LEADING OUR NEWS TODAY THE PXE COMMUNITY IS JUBILANT FOLLOWING THE RETURN OF SEXUAL MINX BECKY TO THE FORUMS. SOURCES SAY SEMEN EJACULATION FIGURES HAVE BEEN THROUGH THE ROOF IN THE PAST COUPLE OF DAYS AS MALE MEMBERS OF PXE BEAT THEIR MEAT EXCITEDLY.

IN OTHER NEWS PXE TODAY CONTINUES ITS SEARCH FOR ESTRANGED PRIME MINISTER, FUCKING HELL VEE, OR AS HE PREFERS, SIMPLY 'VEE'. VEE HAS NOT BEEN SEEN IN A FEW MONTHS AND FEARS ARE GROWING AMONG PIXEL EUPHORIANS THAT VEE HAS GOTTEN A LIFE.
.. JUST KIDDING HE'S A LOSER. HE'S PROBABLY ON A MASTURBATION MARATHON.

FOLLOWING UP FROM OUR JULY REPORT, NEW EVIDENCE HAS PROVEN WITHOUT A DOUBT THAT NIKKI IS IN FACT A DINOSAUR. THIS WAS CONFIRMED BY LEAD SCIENTIST NATE SEXYHAIR, WHO HAD THIS TO SAY; "OH YEAH I FOUND SOME DROPPINGS IN HER ROOM WHICH WERE DEFINITELY NOT HUMAN. ALSO SHE ACTUALLY JUST TOLD ME SHE WAS A DINOSAUR ANYWAY". MORE ON THIS STORY AS IT BREAKS.

IN OTHER NEWS LUKIE K HAS RECEIVED TOP AWARDS AT THE PXE MUSIC AWARDS FOR BEST NEW ARTIST, BEST SOLO ARTIST, AND BEST ALBUM FOR HIS 2011 RELEASE 'TOO LATE FOR APOLOGIES'. OTHER AWARD WINNERS INCLUDED BEN AND BEN WHO TOOK OUT BEST RAP GROUP AND BEST RAP SONG FOR THEIR HIT 'DON'T FUCK WITH US'.

MOVING ONTO SPORT NOW, EVERYBODY ON PXE IS FAT AND DOESN'T PLAY THEM.

NOW TO WEATHER, AND THE WEATHER IS NOT TOO FUCKING BAD.

THANKS FOR JOINING US. I'VE BEEN BENJI SUNNYDAYS, AND YOU'VE BEEN A FANTASTIC AUDIENCE. GOOD NIGHT EVERYONE.
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IN OTHER NEWS LUKIE K HAS RECEIVED TOP AWARDS AT THE PXE MUSIC AWARDS FOR BEST NEW ARTIST, BEST SOLO ARTIST, AND BEST ALBUM FOR HIS 2011 RELEASE 'TOO LATE FOR APOLOGIES'.


Couldn't of done it without you guys <3
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Faris
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wise and worldy wizard

*AND NOW ON TO THE FUCKING WEATHER*
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ozzo
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give me a freak

'JUST KIDDING HE'S A LOSER. HE'S PROBABLY ON A MASTURBATION MARATHON.'

benji

when reading this I was crying with laughter

XDDDD


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Hall&Oats
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Hey, I play sports ;____;
Gyarados
 
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Zalt
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Nikki's bitch

You are the boss.
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king benji I of pxe
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...oatmeal!
Nov 28 2011, 09:24 PM
Hey, I play sports ;____;
Sorry, I do too, but a huge majority of PXE don't. Cause they're fat. D:
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ozzo
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give me a freak

Im not fat

I just don't want to run for my pie :hand:
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king benji I of pxe
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I keep you fit with the milky way, babe. All the romping sex really tones your muscles.
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ozzo
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give me a freak

Imma disrobe you
then Imma probe you

now Ive got that bloody song in my head ;_;
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king benji I of pxe
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What, you want to see this white boy rap?

these bitches be doubtin,
tellin lies in their shoutin,
saying hes a white kid,
denying shit i did,
in my tight white undies
showin my bod,
got muscles on my muscles
and the body of a god,
and no it aint of budda,
i know yall probly woulda,
tried to rip on me,
but i quashed that shit,
before you niggas even coulda,
rhymes so fresh,
i put fruit and veges to shame,
im just dominating everday,
winning in this rap game
winning like charlie sheen,
even though that niggas crazy,
bitches try to hate on me,
but that weak shit dont phase me,
now bitch this rhyme is over,
but over aint my fame,
keep on tryin to hate,
this is my mofuckin game.

word to your mother, bitches.

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Bad words (screwu2benji) destroyer lvl PWNAGE

Im a dinosaur?
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king benji I of pxe
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Shotter, hitter, serial killer.

It's common knowledge, yes.
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Nate
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THIS IS NATE SEXYHAIR WITH A SURPRISE REPORT

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TARON, THE LOCAL METALHEAD, ON A RECENT (LOL IT WAS MONTHS AGO) WEED BREAK TO INFORM US THAT HE DID, IN FACT, HAVE A SNEASEL TATTOOED ON HIS ARM. I HAVE RELIABLE SOURCES TELLING ME THAT AUTHORITIES ARE MAKING CERTAIN THAT HE NEVER REPRODUCES, AND I CAN SIMPLY AIR THIS BECAUSE TARON IS CURRENTLY TOO BUSY PLAYING SKYRIM AND FAPPING TO SNEASEL RULE 34 WHEN NO ONE LOOKS TO NOTICE OR CARE.

AND NOW A WORD FROM OUR SPONSOR.



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Benjinadactyl
Nov 28 2011, 11:50 PM
What, you want to see this white boy rap?

these bitches be doubtin,
tellin lies in their shoutin,
saying hes a white kid,
denying shit i did,
in my tight white undies
showin my bod,
got muscles on my muscles
and the body of a god,
and no it aint of budda,
i know yall probly woulda,
tried to rip on me,
but i quashed that shit,
before you niggas even coulda,
rhymes so fresh,
i put fruit and veges to shame,
im just dominating everday,
winning in this rap game
winning like charlie sheen,
even though that niggas crazy,
bitches try to hate on me,
but that weak shit dont phase me,
now bitch this rhyme is over,
but over aint my fame,
keep on tryin to hate,
this is my mofuckin game.

word to your mother, bitches.

She was quoting Katy Perry, sir.
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iMac Hunt
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I don't deliver nudes cause I'm a faq D:<

Pay me Ł50 and I'll give up life and make a genuine music video for y'all to laugh/bate/mate over.
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yossy
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Benjinadactyl
Nov 28 2011, 11:50 PM
What, you want to see this white boy rap?

these bitches be doubtin,
tellin lies in their shoutin,
saying hes a white kid,
denying shit i did,
in my tight white undies
showin my bod,
got muscles on my muscles
and the body of a god,
and no it aint of budda,
i know yall probly woulda,
tried to rip on me,
but i quashed that shit,
before you niggas even coulda,
rhymes so fresh,
i put fruit and veges to shame,
im just dominating everday,
winning in this rap game
winning like charlie sheen,
even though that niggas crazy,
bitches try to hate on me,
but that weak shit dont phase me,
now bitch this rhyme is over,
but over aint my fame,
keep on tryin to hate,
this is my mofuckin game.

word to your mother, bitches.

I read this while listening to nas, sorry bro.
the original, the only, yossy
accept no substitute.
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You must also not be aware of my higher priority level

nate
 
PXE is really just an AA group that doesn't know how to do its job
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ozzo
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give me a freak

benji will you rap for me on mic one time? :oops:
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Buttercup is a little bit crazy.
She is as white as the driven snow,
and she casts mischievous spells.


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king benji I of pxe
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If you pay with tits, then yeah.

GOOD EVENING THIS IS BENJI SUNNYDAYS WITH A PXE NEWS UPDATE.

FRESH NEW REVELATIONS HAVE TODAY EMERGED SURROUNDING THE SUSPICIOUS DISAPPEARANCE OF PXE PRIME MINISTER, VEE. PXE POLICE HAVE TODAY CONFIRMED THAT VEE HAS BEEN SIGHTED IN A SMELLY LITTLE COTTAGE IN THE NEVADA DESERT FURIOUSLY MASTURBATING. SENIOR DETECTIVE SERGEANT BEN BLISTERFISH NOTED "WE APPROACHED VERY CAUTIOUSLY, AS THE GROUND WAS RATTLING BENEATH OUR FEET. IT WAS APPARENT THAT THIS WAS A MASTURBATION SESSION PREVIOUSLY UNHEARD OF ON THIS EARTH". EYE WITNESSES REPORTED THAT THE RUMBLING INTENSIFIED UNTIL BREAKING POINT, WHERE THEY ONLY REPORT A BRIGHT WHITE FLASH, FOLLOWED SHORTLY BY BEING UNABLE TO BREATH. LEADER OF THE TOXIC CLEAN UP UNIT, NIKKI OLDFACE HAS ALREADY BEGAN THE CLEAN UP EFFORTS BY ORAL MEANS.

MORE ON THIS STORY AS IT HAPPENS.
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AND HERE'S NATE WITH THE WEATHER
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