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this chick is a fucking rollercoaster
Topic Started: Dec 18 2011, 11:39 AM (405 Views)
OaTmEaL!?!;#:


That doesn't seem to be suggesting sex at all :( Basically shes just drunk and needs a drinkin...friend...for the night..Which never leads to sex
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Faris
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When she's drunk that means that she's honest. A friday night might be it.
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king benji I of pxe
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Post other texts please. PXE investigates.
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Faris
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The next thing you know Benji asked for her phone number just for tracking purposes and 4 days later she's in his arms.
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That's just my swag.
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blisterfish
Dec 19 2011, 10:54 AM
She's texting me now asking me what I want for Xmas, and she's strongly implying sex
Tell her you want a car

I heard that she might have one going spare.

PSYCHO!!!!
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Im back baby
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Beneta
Dec 21 2011, 01:05 AM
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That's my bitch
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qwertyuio
 
You must also not be aware of my higher priority level

nate
 
PXE is really just an AA group that doesn't know how to do its job
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Faris
Dec 19 2011, 02:18 PM
The next thing you know Benji asked for her phone number just for tracking purposes and 4 days later she's in his arms.
Also, 4 days is standard service. Express service can see me there tomorrow. Ring on her finger the next day. And me giving a speech on how our love was a roller coaster (cheers for that line, Ben) at our wedding.
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So basically she said we should fuck. I said ok. We're going out on Friday night.
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:O What'd she say, EXACTLY?
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Nikki's bitch

"Nice shoes. Lets fuck."
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yossy
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Said something about how she's really forward and usually goes 'hey, let's fuck' and I go 'yeah subtlety sucks' and she goes 'you're just saying that so I'll say lets fuck' and I say nope. She then told me I was a sweetheart etc.

Then she said she was going to bed and 'can I kiss you on Friday?' + 'maybe more than a kiss is in order ;)'
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This bitch is more down for dick than a new intern looking to climb the ladder quickly.
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i say i'm sorry i'm not texting back, i'm watching let me in, she replies 'oh so the movie's better than me?' i say 'well are you a vampire?' she says 'i'm better, i don't suck just blood, if you get my drift'
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Yo

My friend.

You are going to enjoy Friday night ;)
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He asked for a '13', but they drew a '31'.
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king benji I of pxe
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THIS BITCH IS RIDICULOUS. DOES SHE HAVE A SISTER OR FRIENDS WHO ARE SIMILAR?
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SEND THEM OVER TO LONDON

THEY'LL LOVE MY SEXY BRITISH ACCENT

AND BRITISH DICK
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yossy
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Well, my Friday night consisted of no sex actually.

Didn't even end up seeing her. She drunk called me, I ended up hanging up in frustration.

I'm getting pretty sick of her tbh, she's all talk, playing games like a fucking 9th grade chick.
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Agent Benji, spy her.
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