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| jessica | Nov 12 2012, 03:07 AM Post #1 |
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So last night my friend Georgie and I were on our way home from Bendigo. We took the back way, and it was roughly 8:40pm when we left. At around 9:15pm, Georgie heard an odd sound outside of the car. “Fuck, don’t tell me we have a flat tyre”. We did. Now, this is all well and good - we had a spare tyre to replace it with, but neither of us had any clue how to change tyres, so we approached the front house that we (luckily happened to have) pulled up in front of seeking assistance. A man in a pink dressing gown, pink sparkly shoes, caked up in eyeliner, and purple leggings answered the door. He (not sure how to politely use gender pronouns here, I apologise) said that he knew how to fix a tyre and was happy to help us, musing about how he was thinking of how bored he was watching Big Bang Theory re-runs when we knocked on the door. He changed our tyre and showed us what to do, lowered the car and - fuck. The spare tyre was also flat. Just our luck. He made us a tea and a coffee while we figured out what to do. We called RACV first asking if they could provide an air pump but apparently that wasn’t do-able. However, they were happy to tow away the car for the night ugh. We left the car there, had a friend pick us up and take us back to Bendigo. We spent the night and my Nanna picked us up in the morning, we went and bought a new tyre and then Georgie and I replaced the tyre all by ourselves!!! Be proud!!! Anyway, I just wanted to talk about something really, really important. Our car broke down. We were miles from civilisation. We saw the light of the nearest house. A transvestite was in said house. It was like the beginning of Rocky Horror Picture Show oh my fuck we lived that movie. My life is complete.
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| Zalt | Nov 12 2012, 03:16 AM Post #2 |
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Nikki's bitch
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hahaha that is brilliant and slightly scary |
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| jessica | Nov 12 2012, 03:17 AM Post #3 |
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My favourite part is that I accidentally filmed some of it on my iPhone because I was using the video flash mode as a torch so we have sick shots of his legs and pyjama top. Good times. |
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| king benji I of pxe | Nov 12 2012, 03:20 AM Post #4 |
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Shotter, hitter, serial killer.
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It's just a jump to the left. |
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| jessica | Nov 12 2012, 03:23 AM Post #5 |
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AND A STEP TO THE RI-I-I-IIGHT |
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| king benji I of pxe | Nov 12 2012, 03:33 AM Post #6 |
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Shotter, hitter, serial killer.
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Put your hands on your hips. |
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| cat | Nov 12 2012, 03:33 AM Post #7 |
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Right when I saw him I would have just walked away. Or asked your friend if he wanted to push the car instead. |
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| jessica | Nov 12 2012, 03:41 AM Post #8 |
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No way he was super fab. My friend is a female, so we were useless. |
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| Orange | Nov 12 2012, 04:12 AM Post #9 |
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Fuck da police
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Why don't people know how to change tires? I learned to change one when I was 12. |
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| Taronitar | Nov 12 2012, 04:32 AM Post #10 |
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I've never changed a tire myself but it doesn't seem to be that hard. |
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| yossy | Nov 12 2012, 08:32 AM Post #11 |
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hahaha that's awesome |
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the original, the only, yossy accept no substitute. ![]()
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| BURNOUTFREAK | Nov 12 2012, 09:13 AM Post #12 |
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2 Cabbages away from insanity
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Well now you have to post the video. For science of course... |
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| jessica | Nov 12 2012, 11:49 AM Post #13 |
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It's not hard but we didn't know where to put the jack or anything it was a pretty awful experience. Now I know though!!! I am posting it to Facebook hang on I'll make my profile open and link it (but when I do, skip to half way the first half is us being dumb and just standing there in disbelief) |
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| jessica | Nov 12 2012, 12:42 PM Post #14 |
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Okay it took like forty minutes simply to get to 25% so have a small variety of screen caps from the video~~ his cute nails: ![]() his cute purple leggings and sparkly pink shoes (but you can;t see the pink very well): ![]() his c00t face and pyjama top:
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| Zalt | Nov 12 2012, 12:47 PM Post #15 |
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I think I now know the reason I have a bottle of vodka under my bed. |
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