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Topic Started: Nov 15 2012, 06:17 AM (545 Views)
Zenrad
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No sex before marriage


Lol people still do that shit?

YOU KNOW THAT SHIT MUSTA BEEN EASY WHEN BITCHES WERE GETTING MARRIED AT 13.
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Yep.
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Zalt
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Nikki's bitch

I like ice cream.

Do you like ice cream?
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^A piece of fruit made that
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king benji I of pxe
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Shotter, hitter, serial killer.

I like chocolate ice cream.
hey you know what fuck you photobucket i actually liked my signature yOU CUNTS
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Gyarados
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i am a BIG dumb guy

I like all ice cream not based on fruit flavours.
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Mint flavour is the shit.
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i am a BIG dumb guy

Damn straight ma nigga.
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I see diamond flooded demons

Mint is grosss

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If it's not Enough

Blasphemy.
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You had my heart
At least for the most part
'Cause everybody's got to die
Sometime

We fell apart
Let's make a new start
'Cause everybody's got to die
Sometime

But baby don't cry
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Gyarados
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Only one food deserves the to be lowered to the gross level and that is the pineapple.
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BURNOUTFREAK
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How fucking dare you Tom
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I see diamond flooded demons

And I'm the blasphemous one?

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Gyarados
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How dare I?!

HOW MOTHERFUCKING DARE I?!

Listen here you noob motherfucking dickscrub. I only express two glorious factopinions around here: Gyarados and Hitmonchan are the two greatest fictional creatures to ever grace the shitland you call your home planet, and pineapples are the satan's STD infected anus of the food community.

I'd rather eat the uncleaned shitpiss residue that grows at the loo base than suffer the thundering horror of a pineapple. Pineapples have spikes. Pineapples are like Honey, I shrunk The Kids, extra chromosomed palm trees covered with stinging wasp arse.

"Oh, but pineapples come in a tin too". Whoopdifuckindooda! More slave labour for the mistaken fruit afficionado. Here's an idea, eat a motherfucking apple! You don't need to go through the steely, armour protection of a tin to enjoy it's juicy inners, and it's even less effort to pronounce. Pineapples have an added pine, FOR NO RAISIN! Actually, know why that pine is there? Because pine is like pain motherfucker! You enjoy PAINAPPLES!

Mint ice cream 4 lyfe!
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Nov 15 2012, 04:20 PM
And I'm the blasphemous one?
My apologies; I have erred.
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You had my heart
At least for the most part
'Cause everybody's got to die
Sometime

We fell apart
Let's make a new start
'Cause everybody's got to die
Sometime

But baby don't cry
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Gyarados
Nov 15 2012, 04:24 PM
How dare I?!

HOW MOTHERFUCKING DARE I?!

Listen here you noob motherfucking dickscrub. I only express two glorious factopinions around here: Gyarados and Hitmonchan are the two greatest fictional creatures to ever grace the shitland you call your home planet, and pineapples are the satan's STD infected anus of the food community.

I'd rather eat the uncleaned shitpiss residue that grows at the loo base than suffer the thundering horror of a pineapple. Pineapples have spikes. Pineapples are like Honey, I shrunk The Kids, extra chromosomed palm trees covered with stinging wasp arse.

"Oh, but pineapples come in a tin too". Whoopdifuckindooda! More slave labour for the mistaken fruit afficionado. Here's an idea, eat a motherfucking apple! You don't need to go through the steely, armour protection of a tin to enjoy it's juicy inners, and it's even less effort to pronounce. Pineapples have an added pine, FOR NO RAISIN! Actually, know why that pine is there? Because pine is like pain motherfucker! You enjoy PAINAPPLES!

Mint ice cream 4 lyfe!


HOW DARE YOU COMPARE THE LOWLY POISON SEED PLANT KNOW AS APPLES TO THE GLORIOUS FRUIT OF THE GODS THAT IS PINEAPPLE!

apples are rumored to have poisoned the human race from a glorious standpoint, pineapples, the grand fruit! That pine? the antidote to life and turns you into s SEXUAL GOD! biches will be tripping over you for you man juice laced with food of wonders and not the betrayal demon offspring that is the apple! They probably original grew around the your beloved crap pies you love so much

Unlike your stupid apples with no protection from the hands dirty peasants like you, grubbing them up, the royal and loyal pineapple guards itself from the likes, saving it for loyal and true with culinary taste of men among men. MEN ARMED WITH KNIVES THAT KNOW HOW TO USE THEM! Gyrados and hitmonchan? HA! We'll stabb them mofos to death nigger! We trim that protective skin with the delicacy of disrobing a beautiful woman and eat them with voraciousness of benji's eatingi pussay! APPLES, I SPIT ON YOUR APPLES BROWN MUSHINESS GOOD SIR, matching the color of backsides and masquerading as something I would put in my mouth

PUH I SAY PUH

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Nov 15 2012, 04:49 PM
Gyarados
Nov 15 2012, 04:24 PM
How dare I?!

HOW MOTHERFUCKING DARE I?!

Listen here you noob motherfucking dickscrub. I only express two glorious factopinions around here: Gyarados and Hitmonchan are the two greatest fictional creatures to ever grace the shitland you call your home planet, and pineapples are the satan's STD infected anus of the food community.

I'd rather eat the uncleaned shitpiss residue that grows at the loo base than suffer the thundering horror of a pineapple. Pineapples have spikes. Pineapples are like Honey, I shrunk The Kids, extra chromosomed palm trees covered with stinging wasp arse.

"Oh, but pineapples come in a tin too". Whoopdifuckindooda! More slave labour for the mistaken fruit afficionado. Here's an idea, eat a motherfucking apple! You don't need to go through the steely, armour protection of a tin to enjoy it's juicy inners, and it's even less effort to pronounce. Pineapples have an added pine, FOR NO RAISIN! Actually, know why that pine is there? Because pine is like pain motherfucker! You enjoy PAINAPPLES!

Mint ice cream 4 lyfe!


HOW DARE YOU COMPARE THE LOWLY POISON SEED PLANT KNOW AS APPLES TO THE GLORIOUS FRUIT OF THE GODS THAT IS PINEAPPLE!

apples are rumored to have poisoned the human race from a glorious standpoint, pineapples, the grand fruit! That pine? the antidote to life and turns you into s SEXUAL GOD! biches will be tripping over you for you man juice laced with food of wonders and not the betrayal demon offspring that is the apple! They probably original grew around the your beloved crap pies you love so much

Unlike your stupid apples with no protection from the hands dirty peasants like you, grubbing them up, the royal and loyal pineapple guards itself from the likes, saving it for loyal and true with culinary taste of men among men. MEN ARMED WITH KNIVES THAT KNOW HOW TO USE THEM! Gyrados and hitmonchan? HA! We'll stabb them mofos to death nigger! We trim that protective skin with the delicacy of disrobing a beautiful woman and eat them with voraciousness of benji's eatingi pussay! APPLES, I SPIT ON YOUR APPLES BROWN MUSHINESS GOOD SIR, matching the color of backsides and masquerading as something I would put in my mouth

PUH I SAY PUH
OH YOU DID NOT JUST GO THERE!

Poison? You dun goofed kid. The apple is the motherfucking symbol of delicious knowledge. Learn yo holy bible metaphors! But yeah, I see where you're coming from, pineapples are a religious fruit too. The pineapple was the fruit shoved up Hitler's racist bumhole as punishment in Little Nicky. This is pure spiritual science brother and you just got learned! Apples represent the dripping love juices of free will and intelligence. Pineapples represent the bleeding wounds of hellish torture.

RESPECT THE APPLES MAN!

Slicin' and dicin' pineapples is no art! Men with knives do not engage pineapples in combat. They fight bears and sharks! The pineapple is merely the coward's bearshark. You think you're a man for trimming the pussy arsed pineapple? Your fruit-jistu is weak old man! Pineapples are not worthy opponents or canvas' for art. Any action involving the pineapple is a waste of time. You say you eat them like the pussay? Congratulations, fool! Practice on the pineapple while we apple lovers reel in authentic ladies and pleasure them with our apple peeling delicacate touch. Brown mushiness you say? Pffffft. You have clearly only seen an aged, distinguished apple living out it's final days with honour. Face a pineapple against any apple in it's prime and you shall lose sir!
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Gyarados
Nov 15 2012, 05:17 PM
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Nov 15 2012, 04:49 PM
Gyarados
Nov 15 2012, 04:24 PM
How dare I?!

HOW MOTHERFUCKING DARE I?!

Listen here you noob motherfucking dickscrub. I only express two glorious factopinions around here: Gyarados and Hitmonchan are the two greatest fictional creatures to ever grace the shitland you call your home planet, and pineapples are the satan's STD infected anus of the food community.

I'd rather eat the uncleaned shitpiss residue that grows at the loo base than suffer the thundering horror of a pineapple. Pineapples have spikes. Pineapples are like Honey, I shrunk The Kids, extra chromosomed palm trees covered with stinging wasp arse.

"Oh, but pineapples come in a tin too". Whoopdifuckindooda! More slave labour for the mistaken fruit afficionado. Here's an idea, eat a motherfucking apple! You don't need to go through the steely, armour protection of a tin to enjoy it's juicy inners, and it's even less effort to pronounce. Pineapples have an added pine, FOR NO RAISIN! Actually, know why that pine is there? Because pine is like pain motherfucker! You enjoy PAINAPPLES!

Mint ice cream 4 lyfe!


HOW DARE YOU COMPARE THE LOWLY POISON SEED PLANT KNOW AS APPLES TO THE GLORIOUS FRUIT OF THE GODS THAT IS PINEAPPLE!

apples are rumored to have poisoned the human race from a glorious standpoint, pineapples, the grand fruit! That pine? the antidote to life and turns you into s SEXUAL GOD! biches will be tripping over you for you man juice laced with food of wonders and not the betrayal demon offspring that is the apple! They probably original grew around the your beloved crap pies you love so much

Unlike your stupid apples with no protection from the hands dirty peasants like you, grubbing them up, the royal and loyal pineapple guards itself from the likes, saving it for loyal and true with culinary taste of men among men. MEN ARMED WITH KNIVES THAT KNOW HOW TO USE THEM! Gyrados and hitmonchan? HA! We'll stabb them mofos to death nigger! We trim that protective skin with the delicacy of disrobing a beautiful woman and eat them with voraciousness of benji's eatingi pussay! APPLES, I SPIT ON YOUR APPLES BROWN MUSHINESS GOOD SIR, matching the color of backsides and masquerading as something I would put in my mouth

PUH I SAY PUH
OH YOU DID NOT JUST GO THERE!

Poison? You dun goofed kid. The apple is the motherfucking symbol of delicious knowledge. Learn yo holy bible metaphors! But yeah, I see where you're coming from, pineapples are a religious fruit too. The pineapple was the fruit shoved up Hitler's racist bumhole as punishment in Little Nicky. This is pure spiritual science brother and you just got learned! Apples represent the dripping love juices of free will and intelligence. Pineapples represent the bleeding wounds of hellish torture.

RESPECT THE APPLES MAN!

Slicin' and dicin' pineapples is no art! Men with knives do not engage pineapples in combat. They fight bears and sharks! The pineapple is merely the coward's bearshark. You think you're a man for trimming the pussy arsed pineapple? Your fruit-jistu is weak old man! Pineapples are not worthy opponents or canvas' for art. Any action involving the pineapple is a waste of time. You say you eat them like the pussay? Congratulations, fool! Practice on the pineapple while we apple lovers reel in authentic ladies and pleasure them with our apple peeling delicacate touch. Brown mushiness you say? Pffffft. You have clearly only seen an aged, distinguished apple living out it's final days with honour. Face a pineapple against any apple in it's prime and you shall lose sir!
OH CONTRARE GOOD SIR! Pineapples may have been shoved up hitlers arse to torture him but apples were shoved down his throat to MURDER HIM. Red? The color of bloodlust and all that is evil. LEARN YOUR COLOR THEORY. It also means love you may say? Love, love you say? love is the most intricate torture devise ever to be created in life. Drips of evil and strife and cockery. Pineapple represents the golden light of all that is good and the green sprout of new life

RESPECT THE PINEAPPLE PEASENT

AT LEAST I HAVE A TALENT WITH THE FRUIT! Any undeserving child can pick up an apple as fodder, but must be introduced to the higher pineapple to understand it's true pleasure. You ever cut an apple for a lady? SHE SCOFFS AT YOU. Trim a pineapple and she's ooing and aaahing and chit, RESPECTIN the skills of the trained hand. I dare ay to throw an apple at an pineapple, as it burst on contact at the pineapples superiour shielding

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Nov 15 2012, 05:29 PM
Gyarados
Nov 15 2012, 05:17 PM
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Nov 15 2012, 04:49 PM
Gyarados
Nov 15 2012, 04:24 PM
How dare I?!

HOW MOTHERFUCKING DARE I?!

Listen here you noob motherfucking dickscrub. I only express two glorious factopinions around here: Gyarados and Hitmonchan are the two greatest fictional creatures to ever grace the shitland you call your home planet, and pineapples are the satan's STD infected anus of the food community.

I'd rather eat the uncleaned shitpiss residue that grows at the loo base than suffer the thundering horror of a pineapple. Pineapples have spikes. Pineapples are like Honey, I shrunk The Kids, extra chromosomed palm trees covered with stinging wasp arse.

"Oh, but pineapples come in a tin too". Whoopdifuckindooda! More slave labour for the mistaken fruit afficionado. Here's an idea, eat a motherfucking apple! You don't need to go through the steely, armour protection of a tin to enjoy it's juicy inners, and it's even less effort to pronounce. Pineapples have an added pine, FOR NO RAISIN! Actually, know why that pine is there? Because pine is like pain motherfucker! You enjoy PAINAPPLES!

Mint ice cream 4 lyfe!


HOW DARE YOU COMPARE THE LOWLY POISON SEED PLANT KNOW AS APPLES TO THE GLORIOUS FRUIT OF THE GODS THAT IS PINEAPPLE!

apples are rumored to have poisoned the human race from a glorious standpoint, pineapples, the grand fruit! That pine? the antidote to life and turns you into s SEXUAL GOD! biches will be tripping over you for you man juice laced with food of wonders and not the betrayal demon offspring that is the apple! They probably original grew around the your beloved crap pies you love so much

Unlike your stupid apples with no protection from the hands dirty peasants like you, grubbing them up, the royal and loyal pineapple guards itself from the likes, saving it for loyal and true with culinary taste of men among men. MEN ARMED WITH KNIVES THAT KNOW HOW TO USE THEM! Gyrados and hitmonchan? HA! We'll stabb them mofos to death nigger! We trim that protective skin with the delicacy of disrobing a beautiful woman and eat them with voraciousness of benji's eatingi pussay! APPLES, I SPIT ON YOUR APPLES BROWN MUSHINESS GOOD SIR, matching the color of backsides and masquerading as something I would put in my mouth

PUH I SAY PUH
OH YOU DID NOT JUST GO THERE!

Poison? You dun goofed kid. The apple is the motherfucking symbol of delicious knowledge. Learn yo holy bible metaphors! But yeah, I see where you're coming from, pineapples are a religious fruit too. The pineapple was the fruit shoved up Hitler's racist bumhole as punishment in Little Nicky. This is pure spiritual science brother and you just got learned! Apples represent the dripping love juices of free will and intelligence. Pineapples represent the bleeding wounds of hellish torture.

RESPECT THE APPLES MAN!

Slicin' and dicin' pineapples is no art! Men with knives do not engage pineapples in combat. They fight bears and sharks! The pineapple is merely the coward's bearshark. You think you're a man for trimming the pussy arsed pineapple? Your fruit-jistu is weak old man! Pineapples are not worthy opponents or canvas' for art. Any action involving the pineapple is a waste of time. You say you eat them like the pussay? Congratulations, fool! Practice on the pineapple while we apple lovers reel in authentic ladies and pleasure them with our apple peeling delicacate touch. Brown mushiness you say? Pffffft. You have clearly only seen an aged, distinguished apple living out it's final days with honour. Face a pineapple against any apple in it's prime and you shall lose sir!
OH CONTRARE GOOD SIR! Pineapples may have been shoved up hitlers arse to torture him but apples were shoved down his throat to MURDER HIM. Red? The color of bloodlust and all that is evil. LEARN YOUR COLOR THEORY. It also means love you may say? Love, love you say? love is the most intricate torture devise ever to be created in life. Drips of evil and strife and cockery. Pineapple represents the golden light of all that is good and the green sprout of new life

RESPECT THE PINEAPPLE PEASENT

AT LEAST I HAVE A TALENT WITH THE FRUIT! Any undeserving child can pick up an apple as fodder, but must be introduced to the higher pineapple to understand it's true pleasure. You ever cut an apple for a lady? SHE SCOFFS AT YOU. Trim a pineapple and she's ooing and aaahing and chit, RESPECTIN the skills of the trained hand. I dare ay to throw an apple at an pineapple, as it burst on contact at the pineapples superiour shielding
Apples killed Hitler? What a terrible fruit, said nobody in the known universe! You show only disrespect to the red apples whilst ignoring the green of the species. Let me enlighten your ignorant mind! Red does not mean evil but danger. HOW'S THAT COLOUR THEORY FOR YOU? The red apples are the warrior apples, ready to give their loyal lives for the noble green apples. As stated ny none other than YOURSELF, these fighter fruits also represent love, and only a scummy, pineapple hugger would dare to insult the beauty that is love! Apples are love, my friend, and it's about time you embraced the caring apples offer. The green sprouts of life? You are ncredibly mistaken. Pineapples are unable to cause anything but merciless death. They do not cause such pain for anyone or any reason other than sadistic pleasure. Pineapples have no red. Pineapples have no love in their hearts.

You think you attract ladies with your barbaric pineapple shredding? Incorrect! The pineapple is a showfruit, a soulless fruit that is little more than an accessory. It is the swag of fruits, whereas the apple is class. The ladies that scoff in the presence of fine apple handling are not ladies but incest-born wenches. The true women that appreciate love and won't dump your for someone with a bigger fruit are unable to resist the apple's attraction.

SO, YOU DONE YET? Oh no, you had to bring up the pineapple's protection. That's all it has, protection. A hollow coward hiding behing a mask of shame, too scared to reveal that within. The apple has no such fears. The apple is fearless, bravely showing the world all it is with dignity. Take away your pineapple's terror-born armour and what it it? NOTHING!
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