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Nov 15 2012, 05:52 PM
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I see diamond flooded demons
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- Nov 15 2012, 05:46 PM
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- Nov 15 2012, 04:24 PM
How dare I?!
HOW MOTHERFUCKING DARE I?!
Listen here you noob motherfucking dickscrub. I only express two glorious factopinions around here: Gyarados and Hitmonchan are the two greatest fictional creatures to ever grace the shitland you call your home planet, and pineapples are the satan's STD infected anus of the food community.
I'd rather eat the uncleaned shitpiss residue that grows at the loo base than suffer the thundering horror of a pineapple. Pineapples have spikes. Pineapples are like Honey, I shrunk The Kids, extra chromosomed palm trees covered with stinging wasp arse.
"Oh, but pineapples come in a tin too". Whoopdifuckindooda! More slave labour for the mistaken fruit afficionado. Here's an idea, eat a motherfucking apple! You don't need to go through the steely, armour protection of a tin to enjoy it's juicy inners, and it's even less effort to pronounce. Pineapples have an added pine, FOR NO RAISIN! Actually, know why that pine is there? Because pine is like pain motherfucker! You enjoy PAINAPPLES!
Mint ice cream 4 lyfe!
HOW DARE YOU COMPARE THE LOWLY POISON SEED PLANT KNOW AS APPLES TO THE GLORIOUS FRUIT OF THE GODS THAT IS PINEAPPLE! apples are rumored to have poisoned the human race from a glorious standpoint, pineapples, the grand fruit! That pine? the antidote to life and turns you into s SEXUAL GOD! biches will be tripping over you for you man juice laced with food of wonders and not the betrayal demon offspring that is the apple! They probably original grew around the your beloved crap pies you love so much Unlike your stupid apples with no protection from the hands dirty peasants like you, grubbing them up, the royal and loyal pineapple guards itself from the likes, saving it for loyal and true with culinary taste of men among men. MEN ARMED WITH KNIVES THAT KNOW HOW TO USE THEM! Gyrados and hitmonchan? HA! We'll stabb them mofos to death nigger! We trim that protective skin with the delicacy of disrobing a beautiful woman and eat them with voraciousness of benji's eatingi pussay! APPLES, I SPIT ON YOUR APPLES BROWN MUSHINESS GOOD SIR, matching the color of backsides and masquerading as something I would put in my mouth PUH I SAY PUH
OH YOU DID NOT JUST GO THERE! Poison? You dun goofed kid. The apple is the motherfucking symbol of delicious knowledge. Learn yo holy bible metaphors! But yeah, I see where you're coming from, pineapples are a religious fruit too. The pineapple was the fruit shoved up Hitler's racist bumhole as punishment in Little Nicky. This is pure spiritual science brother and you just got learned! Apples represent the dripping love juices of free will and intelligence. Pineapples represent the bleeding wounds of hellish torture. RESPECT THE APPLES MAN! Slicin' and dicin' pineapples is no art! Men with knives do not engage pineapples in combat. They fight bears and sharks! The pineapple is merely the coward's bearshark. You think you're a man for trimming the pussy arsed pineapple? Your fruit-jistu is weak old man! Pineapples are not worthy opponents or canvas' for art. Any action involving the pineapple is a waste of time. You say you eat them like the pussay? Congratulations, fool! Practice on the pineapple while we apple lovers reel in authentic ladies and pleasure them with our apple peeling delicacate touch. Brown mushiness you say? Pffffft. You have clearly only seen an aged, distinguished apple living out it's final days with honour. Face a pineapple against any apple in it's prime and you shall lose sir!
OH CONTRARE GOOD SIR! Pineapples may have been shoved up hitlers arse to torture him but apples were shoved down his throat to MURDER HIM. Red? The color of bloodlust and all that is evil. LEARN YOUR COLOR THEORY. It also means love you may say? Love, love you say? love is the most intricate torture devise ever to be created in life. Drips of evil and strife and cockery. Pineapple represents the golden light of all that is good and the green sprout of new life RESPECT THE PINEAPPLE PEASENT AT LEAST I HAVE A TALENT WITH THE FRUIT! Any undeserving child can pick up an apple as fodder, but must be introduced to the higher pineapple to understand it's true pleasure. You ever cut an apple for a lady? SHE SCOFFS AT YOU. Trim a pineapple and she's ooing and aaahing and chit, RESPECTIN the skills of the trained hand. I dare ay to throw an apple at an pineapple, as it burst on contact at the pineapples superiour shielding
Apples killed Hitler? What a terrible fruit, said nobody in the known universe! You show only disrespect to the red apples whilst ignoring the green of the species. Let me enlighten your ignorant mind! Red does not mean evil but danger. HOW'S THAT COLOUR THEORY FOR YOU? The red apples are the warrior apples, ready to give their loyal lives for the noble green apples. As stated ny none other than YOURSELF, these fighter fruits also represent love, and only a scummy, pineapple hugger would dare to insult the beauty that is love! Apples are love, my friend, and it's about time you embraced the caring apples offer. The green sprouts of life? You are ncredibly mistaken. Pineapples are unable to cause anything but merciless death. They do not cause such pain for anyone or any reason other than sadistic pleasure. Pineapples have no red. Pineapples have no love in their hearts. You think you attract ladies with your barbaric pineapple shredding? Incorrect! The pineapple is a showfruit, a soulless fruit that is little more than an accessory. It is the swag of fruits, whereas the apple is class. The ladies that scoff in the presence of fine apple handling are not ladies but incest-born wenches. The true women that appreciate love and won't dump your for someone with a bigger fruit are unable to resist the apple's attraction. SO, YOU DONE YET? Oh no, you had to bring up the pineapple's protection. That's all it has, protection. A hollow coward hiding behing a mask of shame, too scared to reveal that within. The apple has no such fears. The apple is fearless, bravely showing the world all it is with dignity. Take away your pineapple's terror-born armour and what it it? DELICIOUSNESS! PURE DELICIOUSNESS. Oh, thanks tom
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Nov 15 2012, 06:50 PM
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Bad words (screwu2benji) destroyer lvl PWNAGE
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SHUT UP YOU BOTH SUCK...NEITHER HAS MULTI FUNCTIONS LIKE A BANANA.
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Nov 15 2012, 06:55 PM
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I see diamond flooded demons
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well, I won't be eating any bananas at Nikki's house anytime soon
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Nov 15 2012, 06:56 PM
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Bad words (screwu2benji) destroyer lvl PWNAGE
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teehee
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 Im back baby
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Nov 15 2012, 06:57 PM
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Well you could use a pineapple for that to if you really want to
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Nov 15 2012, 06:59 PM
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I see diamond flooded demons
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i find irony and joy that a tom smiley and pineapple are used in teh same post
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Nov 15 2012, 07:00 PM
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Tfw he sees a pineapple
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Nov 15 2012, 07:03 PM
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Nov 15 2012, 07:11 PM
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i am a BIG dumb guy
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This my face and pineapple posting shit is wrong on a satanic ritual level guys.
You better stop.
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Nov 15 2012, 07:20 PM
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If it's not Enough
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- Gyarados
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- Gyarados
- Nov 15 2012, 04:24 PM
How dare I?!
HOW MOTHERFUCKING DARE I?!
Listen here you noob motherfucking dickscrub. I only express two glorious factopinions around here: Gyarados and Hitmonchan are the two greatest fictional creatures to ever grace the shitland you call your home planet, and pineapples are the satan's STD infected anus of the food community.
I'd rather eat the uncleaned shitpiss residue that grows at the loo base than suffer the thundering horror of a pineapple. Pineapples have spikes. Pineapples are like Honey, I shrunk The Kids, extra chromosomed palm trees covered with stinging wasp arse.
"Oh, but pineapples come in a tin too". Whoopdifuckindooda! More slave labour for the mistaken fruit afficionado. Here's an idea, eat a motherfucking apple! You don't need to go through the steely, armour protection of a tin to enjoy it's juicy inners, and it's even less effort to pronounce. Pineapples have an added pine, FOR NO RAISIN! Actually, know why that pine is there? Because pine is like pain motherfucker! You enjoy PAINAPPLES!
Mint ice cream 4 lyfe!
HOW DARE YOU COMPARE THE LOWLY POISON SEED PLANT KNOW AS APPLES TO THE GLORIOUS FRUIT OF THE GODS THAT IS PINEAPPLE! apples are rumored to have poisoned the human race from a glorious standpoint, pineapples, the grand fruit! That pine? the antidote to life and turns you into s SEXUAL GOD! biches will be tripping over you for you man juice laced with food of wonders and not the betrayal demon offspring that is the apple! They probably original grew around the your beloved crap pies you love so much Unlike your stupid apples with no protection from the hands dirty peasants like you, grubbing them up, the royal and loyal pineapple guards itself from the likes, saving it for loyal and true with culinary taste of men among men. MEN ARMED WITH KNIVES THAT KNOW HOW TO USE THEM! Gyrados and hitmonchan? HA! We'll stabb them mofos to death nigger! We trim that protective skin with the delicacy of disrobing a beautiful woman and eat them with voraciousness of benji's eatingi pussay! APPLES, I SPIT ON YOUR APPLES BROWN MUSHINESS GOOD SIR, matching the color of backsides and masquerading as something I would put in my mouth PUH I SAY PUH
OH YOU DID NOT JUST GO THERE! Poison? You dun goofed kid. The apple is the motherfucking symbol of delicious knowledge. Learn yo holy bible metaphors! But yeah, I see where you're coming from, pineapples are a religious fruit too. The pineapple was the fruit shoved up Hitler's racist bumhole as punishment in Little Nicky. This is pure spiritual science brother and you just got learned! Apples represent the dripping love juices of free will and intelligence. Pineapples represent the bleeding wounds of hellish torture. RESPECT THE APPLES MAN! Slicin' and dicin' pineapples is no art! Men with knives do not engage pineapples in combat. They fight bears and sharks! The pineapple is merely the coward's bearshark. You think you're a man for trimming the pussy arsed pineapple? Your fruit-jistu is weak old man! Pineapples are not worthy opponents or canvas' for art. Any action involving the pineapple is a waste of time. You say you eat them like the pussay? Congratulations, fool! Practice on the pineapple while we apple lovers reel in authentic ladies and pleasure them with our apple peeling delicacate touch. Brown mushiness you say? Pffffft. You have clearly only seen an aged, distinguished apple living out it's final days with honour. Face a pineapple against any apple in it's prime and you shall lose sir!
OH CONTRARE GOOD SIR! Pineapples may have been shoved up hitlers arse to torture him but apples were shoved down his throat to MURDER HIM. Red? The color of bloodlust and all that is evil. LEARN YOUR COLOR THEORY. It also means love you may say? Love, love you say? love is the most intricate torture devise ever to be created in life. Drips of evil and strife and cockery. Pineapple represents the golden light of all that is good and the green sprout of new life RESPECT THE PINEAPPLE PEASENT AT LEAST I HAVE A TALENT WITH THE FRUIT! Any undeserving child can pick up an apple as fodder, but must be introduced to the higher pineapple to understand it's true pleasure. You ever cut an apple for a lady? SHE SCOFFS AT YOU. Trim a pineapple and she's ooing and aaahing and chit, RESPECTIN the skills of the trained hand. I dare ay to throw an apple at an pineapple, as it burst on contact at the pineapples superiour shielding
Apples killed Hitler? What a terrible fruit, said nobody in the known universe! You show only disrespect to the red apples whilst ignoring the green of the species. Let me enlighten your ignorant mind! Red does not mean evil but danger. HOW'S THAT COLOUR THEORY FOR YOU? The red apples are the warrior apples, ready to give their loyal lives for the noble green apples. As stated ny none other than YOURSELF, these fighter fruits also represent love, and only a scummy, pineapple hugger would dare to insult the beauty that is love! Apples are love, my friend, and it's about time you embraced the caring apples offer. The green sprouts of life? You are ncredibly mistaken. Pineapples are unable to cause anything but merciless death. They do not cause such pain for anyone or any reason other than sadistic pleasure. Pineapples have no red. Pineapples have no love in their hearts. You think you attract ladies with your barbaric pineapple shredding? Incorrect! The pineapple is a showfruit, a soulless fruit that is little more than an accessory. It is the swag of fruits, whereas the apple is class. The ladies that scoff in the presence of fine apple handling are not ladies but incest-born wenches. The true women that appreciate love and won't dump your for someone with a bigger fruit are unable to resist the apple's attraction. SO, YOU DONE YET? Oh no, you had to bring up the pineapple's protection. That's all it has, protection. A hollow coward hiding behing a mask of shame, too scared to reveal that within. The apple has no such fears. The apple is fearless, bravely showing the world all it is with dignity. Take away your pineapple's terror-born armour and what it it? NOTHING! THIS IS NOT OVER; I SHALT STOP THINE FOOLISHNESS, SIR SMILEY.
"An apple a day keeps the doctor away", but do you know WHY? APPLE SEEDS CONTAIN TRACE AMOUNTS OF CYANIDE WITHIN THEMSELVES; it's varying hues a feint of a godsend - hiding its poisonous core, creating more of its own.
Warriors, you say? Don't make me laugh; they are merely pawns in the chess game we call a diet, willingly sacrificing themselves for ignorance and fame, not honor, nor glory. Pineapples are not knights, nor queens, nor kings; nay, but they are THE HAND THAT MOVES THOSE PIECES. ITS JUICES BRING SPLENDOR TO ALL WHO PARTAKE, AND THEN THE PARTAKERS JUICES FOLLOW SUIT.
Apples are class, eh? A SPECIAL EDUCATION CLASS, WHOSE STUDENT ARE ALLOWED NO MORE THAN FOUR WINDOWS PER 100 SQUARE FEET. Pineapples are the SCHOLARS who pass by said class in school every day on their way to work, where their research SAVES LIVES.
And HOW DARE YOU make a mockery of the art that is PINEAPPLE SLICING ALONG WITH COLOR THEORY. ORANGE, ENERGY, GREEN, VITALITY, YELLOW, VIBRANCE; this combination of hues are LIFE ITSELF. As for the "shredding" comment, I won't even dignify that with a response, for only the weak-minded would come up with such a thing.
APPLES ARE THE SNACKS OF KINDERGARTNERS WHOSE PARENT DO NOT LOVE THEM, WHEREAS PINEAPPLES WERE, ARE, AND ALWAYS WILL BE, THE FRUITS OF GODS. WHAT KNOW YOU ABOUT FRUIT???
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 You had my heart At least for the most part 'Cause everybody's got to die Sometime
We fell apart Let's make a new start 'Cause everybody's got to die Sometime
But baby don't cry
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Nov 15 2012, 07:40 PM
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- Gyarados
- Nov 15 2012, 04:24 PM
How dare I?!
HOW MOTHERFUCKING DARE I?!
Listen here you noob motherfucking dickscrub. I only express two glorious factopinions around here: Gyarados and Hitmonchan are the two greatest fictional creatures to ever grace the shitland you call your home planet, and pineapples are the satan's STD infected anus of the food community.
I'd rather eat the uncleaned shitpiss residue that grows at the loo base than suffer the thundering horror of a pineapple. Pineapples have spikes. Pineapples are like Honey, I shrunk The Kids, extra chromosomed palm trees covered with stinging wasp arse.
"Oh, but pineapples come in a tin too". Whoopdifuckindooda! More slave labour for the mistaken fruit afficionado. Here's an idea, eat a motherfucking apple! You don't need to go through the steely, armour protection of a tin to enjoy it's juicy inners, and it's even less effort to pronounce. Pineapples have an added pine, FOR NO RAISIN! Actually, know why that pine is there? Because pine is like pain motherfucker! You enjoy PAINAPPLES!
Mint ice cream 4 lyfe!
HOW DARE YOU COMPARE THE LOWLY POISON SEED PLANT KNOW AS APPLES TO THE GLORIOUS FRUIT OF THE GODS THAT IS PINEAPPLE! apples are rumored to have poisoned the human race from a glorious standpoint, pineapples, the grand fruit! That pine? the antidote to life and turns you into s SEXUAL GOD! biches will be tripping over you for you man juice laced with food of wonders and not the betrayal demon offspring that is the apple! They probably original grew around the your beloved crap pies you love so much Unlike your stupid apples with no protection from the hands dirty peasants like you, grubbing them up, the royal and loyal pineapple guards itself from the likes, saving it for loyal and true with culinary taste of men among men. MEN ARMED WITH KNIVES THAT KNOW HOW TO USE THEM! Gyrados and hitmonchan? HA! We'll stabb them mofos to death nigger! We trim that protective skin with the delicacy of disrobing a beautiful woman and eat them with voraciousness of benji's eatingi pussay! APPLES, I SPIT ON YOUR APPLES BROWN MUSHINESS GOOD SIR, matching the color of backsides and masquerading as something I would put in my mouth PUH I SAY PUH
OH YOU DID NOT JUST GO THERE! Poison? You dun goofed kid. The apple is the motherfucking symbol of delicious knowledge. Learn yo holy bible metaphors! But yeah, I see where you're coming from, pineapples are a religious fruit too. The pineapple was the fruit shoved up Hitler's racist bumhole as punishment in Little Nicky. This is pure spiritual science brother and you just got learned! Apples represent the dripping love juices of free will and intelligence. Pineapples represent the bleeding wounds of hellish torture. RESPECT THE APPLES MAN! Slicin' and dicin' pineapples is no art! Men with knives do not engage pineapples in combat. They fight bears and sharks! The pineapple is merely the coward's bearshark. You think you're a man for trimming the pussy arsed pineapple? Your fruit-jistu is weak old man! Pineapples are not worthy opponents or canvas' for art. Any action involving the pineapple is a waste of time. You say you eat them like the pussay? Congratulations, fool! Practice on the pineapple while we apple lovers reel in authentic ladies and pleasure them with our apple peeling delicacate touch. Brown mushiness you say? Pffffft. You have clearly only seen an aged, distinguished apple living out it's final days with honour. Face a pineapple against any apple in it's prime and you shall lose sir!
OH CONTRARE GOOD SIR! Pineapples may have been shoved up hitlers arse to torture him but apples were shoved down his throat to MURDER HIM. Red? The color of bloodlust and all that is evil. LEARN YOUR COLOR THEORY. It also means love you may say? Love, love you say? love is the most intricate torture devise ever to be created in life. Drips of evil and strife and cockery. Pineapple represents the golden light of all that is good and the green sprout of new life RESPECT THE PINEAPPLE PEASENT AT LEAST I HAVE A TALENT WITH THE FRUIT! Any undeserving child can pick up an apple as fodder, but must be introduced to the higher pineapple to understand it's true pleasure. You ever cut an apple for a lady? SHE SCOFFS AT YOU. Trim a pineapple and she's ooing and aaahing and chit, RESPECTIN the skills of the trained hand. I dare ay to throw an apple at an pineapple, as it burst on contact at the pineapples superiour shielding
Apples killed Hitler? What a terrible fruit, said nobody in the known universe! You show only disrespect to the red apples whilst ignoring the green of the species. Let me enlighten your ignorant mind! Red does not mean evil but danger. HOW'S THAT COLOUR THEORY FOR YOU? The red apples are the warrior apples, ready to give their loyal lives for the noble green apples. As stated ny none other than YOURSELF, these fighter fruits also represent love, and only a scummy, pineapple hugger would dare to insult the beauty that is love! Apples are love, my friend, and it's about time you embraced the caring apples offer. The green sprouts of life? You are ncredibly mistaken. Pineapples are unable to cause anything but merciless death. They do not cause such pain for anyone or any reason other than sadistic pleasure. Pineapples have no red. Pineapples have no love in their hearts. You think you attract ladies with your barbaric pineapple shredding? Incorrect! The pineapple is a showfruit, a soulless fruit that is little more than an accessory. It is the swag of fruits, whereas the apple is class. The ladies that scoff in the presence of fine apple handling are not ladies but incest-born wenches. The true women that appreciate love and won't dump your for someone with a bigger fruit are unable to resist the apple's attraction. SO, YOU DONE YET? Oh no, you had to bring up the pineapple's protection. That's all it has, protection. A hollow coward hiding behing a mask of shame, too scared to reveal that within. The apple has no such fears. The apple is fearless, bravely showing the world all it is with dignity. Take away your pineapple's terror-born armour and what it it? NOTHING!
THIS IS NOT OVER; I SHALT STOP THINE FOOLISHNESS, SIR SMILEY. "An apple a day keeps the doctor away", but do you know WHY? APPLE SEEDS CONTAIN TRACE AMOUNTS OF CYANIDE WITHIN THEMSELVES; it's varying hues a feint of a godsend - hiding its poisonous core, creating more of its own. Warriors, you say? Don't make me laugh; they are merely pawns in the chess game we call a diet, willingly sacrificing themselves for ignorance and fame, not honor, nor glory. Pineapples are not knights, nor queens, nor kings; nay, but they are THE HAND THAT MOVES THOSE PIECES. ITS JUICES BRING SPLENDOR TO ALL WHO PARTAKE, AND THEN THE PARTAKERS JUICES FOLLOW SUIT. Apples are class, eh? A SPECIAL EDUCATION CLASS, WHOSE STUDENT ARE ALLOWED NO MORE THAN FOUR WINDOWS PER 100 SQUARE FEET. Pineapples are the SCHOLARS who pass by said class in school every day on their way to work, where their research SAVES LIVES. And HOW DARE YOU make a mockery of the art that is PINEAPPLE SLICING ALONG WITH COLOR THEORY. ORANGE, ENERGY, GREEN, VITALITY, YELLOW, VIBRANCE; this combination of hues are LIFE ITSELF. As for the "shredding" comment, I won't even dignify that with a response, for only the weak-minded would come up with such a thing. APPLES ARE THE SNACKS OF KINDERGARTNERS WHOSE PARENT DO NOT LOVE THEM, WHEREAS PINEAPPLES WERE, ARE, AND ALWAYS WILL BE, THE FRUITS OF GODS. WHAT KNOW YOU ABOUT FRUIT??? YOU JUST WENT AND SIGNED YOUR OWN DEATH SENTENCE BROTHER!
The motherfucking glory apple containes cyanide because it is a fearsome weapon of mass destruction. A silent killer. You know what else is a silent killer? A ninja, motherbrofucker! And ninjas fuck all kinds of shit up. That's how deadly the apple is, which is why the apple is to be respected. An apple is a saviour, but also your worst nightmare! That's versatility, Sherlock!
Chess? You think the pineapples are the players here? The pineapples simply receive undeserved respect. UNDERSERVED. On the political stage, the pineapples may be the leaders, but without the apples, the hard working citizens that keep the pineapple species alive, the pineapples would be nothing but rotten fruit. Their juices are the juices of corruption. The apple revolution is coming, and your precious pineapple will soon tumble from it's pedastal and smush like no fruit has ever smushed! Without apple, you are left with naught but pine!
Special education class you say? OH NO YOU DIDN'T! Scholars? Get out of here! This is simply a result of shameless racial discrimination. That's right, I'm playing the race card! Your pineapple scholars and chess players show clear favour towards those of their own kind and relegate the superior apple to lower class and lower education. The apples, humble and simple, down to earth folk, have remained silent so as not to upset the established balance, though you and I BOTH know that all fruit would better be governed by the apple master race!
Your colours are a mockery of life, as is your 'slicing' art, if you could call it art. Any pseudo practicioner of the fine arts can take a knife and cut a pineapple, but it is the seemingly inadequate nature of the humble apple that towers apple slicing over the pineapple. It takes a true master to bring tears to the eye with an apple, for the apple is astoundingly beautiful to begin with, and to improve upon this natural awe is the work of a real artist.
AND THAT'S RIGHT, SHREDDING! We appleers may be intelectually superior, but we can go low and bring out the big guns when need be!
The fruits of gods? All gods fall, and all gods bring their allies down with them. Throughout time apples have been perceived as the greater fruit. So fearful was one god of the apple's power, he attempted to have the apple become a symbol of treachery, though he failed. We, the people, saw through this dickish deception, and only the foolish fell under the satanic pineapple influence.
BOOYAH!
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Nov 15 2012, 08:48 PM
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I just lost my lunch. Thats shit's disgusting.
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Nov 15 2012, 08:56 PM
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i am a BIG dumb guy
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I just lost my lunch. Thats shit's disgusting. I really hope you mean the pineapple.
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 spawn of the devil pizza hating mother fucker AND PROUD
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Nov 15 2012, 09:02 PM
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2 Cabbages away from insanity
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witty.
pineapple is still ambrosia though.
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Nov 16 2012, 01:20 AM
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almost as good as lukie
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not reading any of this...
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my cat came on my arm once =[
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At least I'm not a earignt bastered who needs to insalt a person with a spelling disability just to prove he has no life other than when he's online
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xeta actually makes a lot of sense most of the time
if everyone agreed with him more often we wouldnt have this problem
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Nov 16 2012, 01:46 AM
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i am a BIG dumb guy
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 spawn of the devil pizza hating mother fucker AND PROUD
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Nov 16 2012, 02:51 AM
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best anus fingerer in ACT 2k17
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- Nov 15 2012, 04:24 PM
How dare I?!
HOW MOTHERFUCKING DARE I?!
Listen here you noob motherfucking dickscrub. I only express two glorious factopinions around here: Gyarados and Hitmonchan are the two greatest fictional creatures to ever grace the shitland you call your home planet, and pineapples are the satan's STD infected anus of the food community.
I'd rather eat the uncleaned shitpiss residue that grows at the loo base than suffer the thundering horror of a pineapple. Pineapples have spikes. Pineapples are like Honey, I shrunk The Kids, extra chromosomed palm trees covered with stinging wasp arse.
"Oh, but pineapples come in a tin too". Whoopdifuckindooda! More slave labour for the mistaken fruit afficionado. Here's an idea, eat a motherfucking apple! You don't need to go through the steely, armour protection of a tin to enjoy it's juicy inners, and it's even less effort to pronounce. Pineapples have an added pine, FOR NO RAISIN! Actually, know why that pine is there? Because pine is like pain motherfucker! You enjoy PAINAPPLES!
Mint ice cream 4 lyfe!
HOW DARE YOU COMPARE THE LOWLY POISON SEED PLANT KNOW AS APPLES TO THE GLORIOUS FRUIT OF THE GODS THAT IS PINEAPPLE! apples are rumored to have poisoned the human race from a glorious standpoint, pineapples, the grand fruit! That pine? the antidote to life and turns you into s SEXUAL GOD! biches will be tripping over you for you man juice laced with food of wonders and not the betrayal demon offspring that is the apple! They probably original grew around the your beloved crap pies you love so much Unlike your stupid apples with no protection from the hands dirty peasants like you, grubbing them up, the royal and loyal pineapple guards itself from the likes, saving it for loyal and true with culinary taste of men among men. MEN ARMED WITH KNIVES THAT KNOW HOW TO USE THEM! Gyrados and hitmonchan? HA! We'll stabb them mofos to death nigger! We trim that protective skin with the delicacy of disrobing a beautiful woman and eat them with voraciousness of benji's eatingi pussay! APPLES, I SPIT ON YOUR APPLES BROWN MUSHINESS GOOD SIR, matching the color of backsides and masquerading as something I would put in my mouth PUH I SAY PUH
OH YOU DID NOT JUST GO THERE! Poison? You dun goofed kid. The apple is the motherfucking symbol of delicious knowledge. Learn yo holy bible metaphors! But yeah, I see where you're coming from, pineapples are a religious fruit too. The pineapple was the fruit shoved up Hitler's racist bumhole as punishment in Little Nicky. This is pure spiritual science brother and you just got learned! Apples represent the dripping love juices of free will and intelligence. Pineapples represent the bleeding wounds of hellish torture. RESPECT THE APPLES MAN! Slicin' and dicin' pineapples is no art! Men with knives do not engage pineapples in combat. They fight bears and sharks! The pineapple is merely the coward's bearshark. You think you're a man for trimming the pussy arsed pineapple? Your fruit-jistu is weak old man! Pineapples are not worthy opponents or canvas' for art. Any action involving the pineapple is a waste of time. You say you eat them like the pussay? Congratulations, fool! Practice on the pineapple while we apple lovers reel in authentic ladies and pleasure them with our apple peeling delicacate touch. Brown mushiness you say? Pffffft. You have clearly only seen an aged, distinguished apple living out it's final days with honour. Face a pineapple against any apple in it's prime and you shall lose sir!
OH CONTRARE GOOD SIR! Pineapples may have been shoved up hitlers arse to torture him but apples were shoved down his throat to MURDER HIM. Red? The color of bloodlust and all that is evil. LEARN YOUR COLOR THEORY. It also means love you may say? Love, love you say? love is the most intricate torture devise ever to be created in life. Drips of evil and strife and cockery. Pineapple represents the golden light of all that is good and the green sprout of new life RESPECT THE PINEAPPLE PEASENT AT LEAST I HAVE A TALENT WITH THE FRUIT! Any undeserving child can pick up an apple as fodder, but must be introduced to the higher pineapple to understand it's true pleasure. You ever cut an apple for a lady? SHE SCOFFS AT YOU. Trim a pineapple and she's ooing and aaahing and chit, RESPECTIN the skills of the trained hand. I dare ay to throw an apple at an pineapple, as it burst on contact at the pineapples superiour shielding
Apples killed Hitler? What a terrible fruit, said nobody in the known universe! You show only disrespect to the red apples whilst ignoring the green of the species. Let me enlighten your ignorant mind! Red does not mean evil but danger. HOW'S THAT COLOUR THEORY FOR YOU? The red apples are the warrior apples, ready to give their loyal lives for the noble green apples. As stated ny none other than YOURSELF, these fighter fruits also represent love, and only a scummy, pineapple hugger would dare to insult the beauty that is love! Apples are love, my friend, and it's about time you embraced the caring apples offer. The green sprouts of life? You are ncredibly mistaken. Pineapples are unable to cause anything but merciless death. They do not cause such pain for anyone or any reason other than sadistic pleasure. Pineapples have no red. Pineapples have no love in their hearts. You think you attract ladies with your barbaric pineapple shredding? Incorrect! The pineapple is a showfruit, a soulless fruit that is little more than an accessory. It is the swag of fruits, whereas the apple is class. The ladies that scoff in the presence of fine apple handling are not ladies but incest-born wenches. The true women that appreciate love and won't dump your for someone with a bigger fruit are unable to resist the apple's attraction. SO, YOU DONE YET? Oh no, you had to bring up the pineapple's protection. That's all it has, protection. A hollow coward hiding behing a mask of shame, too scared to reveal that within. The apple has no such fears. The apple is fearless, bravely showing the world all it is with dignity. Take away your pineapple's terror-born armour and what it it? NOTHING!
THIS IS NOT OVER; I SHALT STOP THINE FOOLISHNESS, SIR SMILEY. "An apple a day keeps the doctor away", but do you know WHY? APPLE SEEDS CONTAIN TRACE AMOUNTS OF CYANIDE WITHIN THEMSELVES; it's varying hues a feint of a godsend - hiding its poisonous core, creating more of its own. Warriors, you say? Don't make me laugh; they are merely pawns in the chess game we call a diet, willingly sacrificing themselves for ignorance and fame, not honor, nor glory. Pineapples are not knights, nor queens, nor kings; nay, but they are THE HAND THAT MOVES THOSE PIECES. ITS JUICES BRING SPLENDOR TO ALL WHO PARTAKE, AND THEN THE PARTAKERS JUICES FOLLOW SUIT. Apples are class, eh? A SPECIAL EDUCATION CLASS, WHOSE STUDENT ARE ALLOWED NO MORE THAN FOUR WINDOWS PER 100 SQUARE FEET. Pineapples are the SCHOLARS who pass by said class in school every day on their way to work, where their research SAVES LIVES. And HOW DARE YOU make a mockery of the art that is PINEAPPLE SLICING ALONG WITH COLOR THEORY. ORANGE, ENERGY, GREEN, VITALITY, YELLOW, VIBRANCE; this combination of hues are LIFE ITSELF. As for the "shredding" comment, I won't even dignify that with a response, for only the weak-minded would come up with such a thing. APPLES ARE THE SNACKS OF KINDERGARTNERS WHOSE PARENT DO NOT LOVE THEM, WHEREAS PINEAPPLES WERE, ARE, AND ALWAYS WILL BE, THE FRUITS OF GODS. WHAT KNOW YOU ABOUT FRUIT???
YOU JUST WENT AND SIGNED YOUR OWN DEATH SENTENCE BROTHER! The motherfucking glory apple containes cyanide because it is a fearsome weapon of mass destruction. A silent killer. You know what else is a silent killer? A ninja, motherbrofucker! And ninjas fuck all kinds of shit up. That's how deadly the apple is, which is why the apple is to be respected. An apple is a saviour, but also your worst nightmare! That's versatility, Sherlock! Chess? You think the pineapples are the players here? The pineapples simply receive undeserved respect. UNDERSERVED. On the political stage, the pineapples may be the leaders, but without the apples, the hard working citizens that keep the pineapple species alive, the pineapples would be nothing but rotten fruit. Their juices are the juices of corruption. The apple revolution is coming, and your precious pineapple will soon tumble from it's pedastal and smush like no fruit has ever smushed! Without apple, you are left with naught but pine! Special education class you say? OH NO YOU DIDN'T! Scholars? Get out of here! This is simply a result of shameless racial discrimination. That's right, I'm playing the race card! Your pineapple scholars and chess players show clear favour towards those of their own kind and relegate the superior apple to lower class and lower education. The apples, humble and simple, down to earth folk, have remained silent so as not to upset the established balance, though you and I BOTH know that all fruit would better be governed by the apple master race! Your colours are a mockery of life, as is your 'slicing' art, if you could call it art. Any pseudo practicioner of the fine arts can take a knife and cut a pineapple, but it is the seemingly inadequate nature of the humble apple that towers apple slicing over the pineapple. It takes a true master to bring tears to the eye with an apple, for the apple is astoundingly beautiful to begin with, and to improve upon this natural awe is the work of a real artist. AND THAT'S RIGHT, SHREDDING! We appleers may be intelectually superior, but we can go low and bring out the big guns when need be! The fruits of gods? All gods fall, and all gods bring their allies down with them. Throughout time apples have been perceived as the greater fruit. So fearful was one god of the apple's power, he attempted to have the apple become a symbol of treachery, though he failed. We, the people, saw through this dickish deception, and only the foolish fell under the satanic pineapple influence. BOOYAH! no like seriously
what the fuck
what. the fuck.
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Nov 16 2012, 03:21 AM
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I see diamond flooded demons
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Nov 16 2012, 03:30 AM
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Fuck da police
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Guys. Pineapple is good. Can't really weigh in on the ice cream, but I 'm willing to bet Pineapple ice cream is good.
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Nov 16 2012, 03:31 AM
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Deepthroatmeal
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"gag" Don't even think about ruining ice cream with the dreaded scourge of pineapple.
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