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owls are scary fuckers
Topic Started: Nov 28 2012, 07:29 AM (227 Views)
jessica


Was blazed for 22 hours, lying on the trampoline with a couple of friends in the middle of the night when this MOTHER FUCKING OWL landed on the fence and just fucking stared at us for a really uncomfortably long time, legitimately thought we were dying and said our good byes, all lay under the blanket crying together for about an hour and when it flew away I nearly shat myself.

Fucking owls man.
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Lol you cried and thought you were going to die.
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Wowsers.
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i am a BIG dumb guy

Fuck I hate owls. They're cute, but then you watch The Fourth Kind and they become Satan's own brand of evil.
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jessica


YES EXACTLY TOM YES. The Fourth Kind was a really traumatising movie.
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plus they can practically do that exorcist thing and turn their heads around all the way

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jessica


And it did that! All you could see was the silhouette of his body and a glint of light in one of his enormous eyes from the light of the house and oh dear christ it kept crouching to attack. Or shit. It was the scariest thing that has happened to me to date.
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What if it was just trying to deliver your Hogwarts letter, but got a bit lost since ɐılɐɹʇsnɐ?
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jessica


That was a theory that also crossed our minds, but this owl had murder on his mind. Also we started getting scared that thousands of owls would completely surround us on the fence and edge of the trampoline almost like what happened with the Dursley's and we freaked out some more.
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Maybe it was an evil alien owl that came to abduct you.
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It almost certainly was tom
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In the process of waking up my brother in laughter.

But, never seen an owl before. It would probably spontaneously combust upon entering the Arizona border. However, I have seen bats before. They fly like drunk butterflies, and sound like miniature wire hangers being delicately dragged across glass.

Man, fuck bats.
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I have seen both bats and owls. Also, the owl is my school mascot.
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Hundreds of bats fly over our place every night.
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They are not pretty animals.
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Fuck Jessica some how I just managed to delete your post accidentally. Phone + pxe = bad.
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Who gave this guy admin?
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Create a mobile version benji lololol
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Me Im sorry but hes on his last warning guys dont worry guys.
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