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| Tweet Topic Started: Feb 13 2013, 11:19 AM (161 Views) | |
| jessica | Feb 13 2013, 11:19 AM Post #1 |
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So much has happened this year, but my proudest achievement so far has definitely been mastering "the squat". I think you should all bow down to me now. I'm the public urination queen. |
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| Taronitar | Feb 13 2013, 11:45 AM Post #2 |
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Sneasel
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'grats. |
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| king benji I of pxe | Feb 13 2013, 11:50 AM Post #3 |
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Shotter, hitter, serial killer.
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congrats on having a good ability to wee in public. |
| hey you know what fuck you photobucket i actually liked my signature yOU CUNTS | |
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| jessica | Feb 13 2013, 12:08 PM Post #4 |
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Thnx guys :')) |
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| Taronitar | Feb 13 2013, 12:17 PM Post #5 |
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Sneasel
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Your family must be so proud. |
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| Zalt | Feb 13 2013, 12:22 PM Post #6 |
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Nikki's bitch
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speech! |
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| BURNOUTFREAK | Feb 13 2013, 12:23 PM Post #7 |
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2 Cabbages away from insanity
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Hapa |
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| Gyarados | Feb 13 2013, 12:24 PM Post #8 |
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i am a BIG dumb guy
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I call my technique the Seductive Power Thrust. - Find a populated area, preferably with members of the sex you wish to attract, and stand facing a wall. - Unzip, but do not reveal. - Place your hands on your hips and start bellowing primitive war chants. This intrigues the public and also activates their primal instincts. - Their attention drawn, slowly turn your head and make fierce eye contact with a single individual. It is important you do not break this contact during the whole process. - Keep chanting. People might even join in and cheer, but you must be the loudest and most impressive voice present. - With a single, violent thrust forwards you finally reveal. Keep your pelvis in this position until the end. Do not let your hands leave your hips. Do not turn or try to reposition yourself. This is a sign of weakness. - Just go, but go with the power of a peeing God. Try to concentrate this concussive force on a single point of the wall. And experienced Seductive Power Thruster always positions himself at a safe distance from the wall to avoid splashback. The novice may suffer slight dampening, though you must never retreat in fright. Endure. - If your chanting is strong and your peeing is like continuous thunder, someone may hold your member for you out of respect. This is the ultimate Thruster achievement, though not necessary to complete your goal. - As your stream ends you must silence yourself and those around you. Remember, you must still maintain eye contact. In silence, with hands on hips, do the shake to cleanse the final droplets. - Unthrust, conceal and zip up. - Raise your arms triumphantly. If there is silence, the public is still in awe. If they cheer, you have earned their respect. For the true Seductive Power Thruster there is not bad reaction, only experience and the chance to thrust another day. |
![]() ![]() spawn of the devil pizza hating mother fucker AND PROUD | |
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| Volke | Feb 13 2013, 12:24 PM Post #9 |
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Yo
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Pics or it didn't happen.
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| Volke | Feb 13 2013, 12:27 PM Post #10 |
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Yo
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Oh, that post does NOT look good coming after Tom's. |
![]() He asked for a '13', but they drew a '31'. | |
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| Nikkisaur | Feb 13 2013, 07:37 PM Post #11 |
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Bad words (screwu2benji) destroyer lvl PWNAGE
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I hate peeing in public |
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| Volke | Feb 13 2013, 08:17 PM Post #12 |
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I like it, provided I am drunk enough not to care that people can see me (I can't pee when people can see me. I don't know why. I just can't. Public toilets are always a problem if there's no cubicle available.) |
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| Nikkisaur | Feb 13 2013, 09:47 PM Post #13 |
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Bad words (screwu2benji) destroyer lvl PWNAGE
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Its okay for men, all they have to do is zip, lob, pee, pop back in and zip We have to expose everything, crouch, hope to fuck it doesnt tricker down our legs, splash our shoes (and holy hell if youre wearing flip flops) or even worse, fall over >_< |
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| Gyarados | Feb 13 2013, 09:52 PM Post #14 |
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IT IS NOT THAT FUCKING SIMPLE NIKKI! Anyone can flop their pee pee out and let wizz. It takes a real man to pee with style. |
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| Volke | Feb 13 2013, 11:24 PM Post #15 |
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Yeah, gotta do it heroically. Like, "I'm pissing here and proud of it". It's like marking your territory. |
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| Nikkisaur | Feb 14 2013, 01:38 AM Post #16 |
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Bad words (screwu2benji) destroyer lvl PWNAGE
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So you guys are basically dogs? Am I getting this right? You hoist you leg up and pee against that looks like it deserves the pleasure? I'D ask to get this in writing but the deed's been done XD |
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| BURNOUTFREAK | Feb 14 2013, 06:23 AM Post #17 |
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2 Cabbages away from insanity
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Nikki has penis envy |
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| Volke | Feb 14 2013, 10:06 AM Post #18 |
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Yo
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Hell no! Dogs don't mark their territory with piss. (We're cats )
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