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| cat | Aug 13 2014, 02:25 AM Post #61 |
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But seriously reheated pizza is gross It starts tasting like shit after awhile |
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| Proc | Aug 13 2014, 02:28 AM Post #62 |
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If it's not Enough
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Then you don't know how to fucking reheat pizza. Either put it in the toaster oven, or include a cup of water when you microwave it. Get with it. |
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| king benji I of pxe | Aug 13 2014, 02:31 AM Post #63 |
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let's clear the air here. jesus = pizza eucharist (the bread and wine) = leftover pizza christian = a decent human being blessed = reheated so jesus came to earth and forgave all of our sins, but eventually he was crucified at the hands of Pilate. he rose a few days later and spread his joy again, and from thereafter christians consumed the bread and the wine which was blessed, and while not jesus himself, was believed to be the body and spirit of him. as in, eucharist was vital for a good christian. let's translate the metaphor. so (pizza) came to (your house) and (satisfied your hungers), but eventually he was (no longer eaten) because (everyone was full of its deliciousness). (you discovered it the next day) and from thereafter (decent human beings) consumed the (leftover pizza) which was (reheated) and while not (the original pizza) itself, it was still (tasty as fuck). as in, (left over pizza) is vital for a (decent human being). 1) hot pizza is like gods gift to earth. 2) when you have filled your belly in gluttonous delight, there may be pieces leftover. 3) while not as good as fresh, this pizza still possesses the might of the gods. 4) by using a holy device (eg. microwave, oven), you can rebirth some (but not all) of the pizzas glory. 5) throwing it out is a sin. convert today. |
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| Proc | Aug 13 2014, 02:32 AM Post #64 |
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Let us prey, Brother Benji. On our leftover pizza. |
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| beneta | Aug 13 2014, 02:34 AM Post #65 |
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almost as good as lukie
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this topic was a lot better when it was making fun of me |
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| king benji I of pxe | Aug 13 2014, 02:34 AM Post #66 |
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everything about you is boring but pizza isnt so i disagree. |
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| Gyarados | Aug 13 2014, 02:35 AM Post #67 |
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In what horrific, goreathon religion do you eat your saviour and then microwave him to consume the leftovers. You are eating your own fucking God. I mean, that's metal as fuck, but the metaphor falls through and collapses in on itself at a specific point when you devour your own fucking creator. What kind of drugs do you have to be on to enjoy reheated pizza? |
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| Gyarados | Aug 13 2014, 02:35 AM Post #68 |
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Fuck off beneta we're talking about important things now. |
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| BURNOUTFREAK | Aug 13 2014, 02:35 AM Post #69 |
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2 Cabbages away from insanity
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Reheated pizza is literally worse than Beneta |
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| Faris II | Aug 13 2014, 02:40 AM Post #70 |
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YES! Or sprinkle some water to it. That's how you reheat pizza. |
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| BURNOUTFREAK | Aug 13 2014, 02:41 AM Post #71 |
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2 Cabbages away from insanity
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Next thing you know people will say they don't put pineapple on their pizza? |
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| king benji I of pxe | Aug 13 2014, 02:41 AM Post #72 |
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you are seriously everything i hate in a person. |
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| beneta | Aug 13 2014, 02:42 AM Post #73 |
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almost as good as lukie
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go post gay topics on sc burn |
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| Gyarados | Aug 13 2014, 02:42 AM Post #74 |
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Well, I wouldn't go that far. |
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| Gyarados | Aug 13 2014, 02:43 AM Post #75 |
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Burn, please, for the first time I'm agreeing with you about something. Don't ruin it with thus pineapple bullshit. |
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| beneta | Aug 13 2014, 02:52 AM Post #76 |
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almost as good as lukie
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not nearly as bad as you though
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| Gyarados | Aug 13 2014, 02:54 AM Post #77 |
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Wow... great comeback beneta... You really showed him. *Insert slow clap. The sarcastic version. |
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| beneta | Aug 13 2014, 02:55 AM Post #78 |
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almost as good as lukie
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| Gyarados | Aug 13 2014, 02:55 AM Post #79 |
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| king benji I of pxe | Aug 13 2014, 03:06 AM Post #80 |
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i hate coffee. |
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