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things that nobody could care less about
Topic Started: Aug 12 2014, 07:06 PM (1,058 Views)
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But seriously reheated pizza is gross

It starts tasting like shit after awhile
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Proc
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If it's not Enough

Then you don't know how to fucking reheat pizza. Either put it in the toaster oven, or include a cup of water when you microwave it. Get with it.
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let's clear the air here.

jesus = pizza
eucharist (the bread and wine) = leftover pizza
christian = a decent human being
blessed = reheated

so jesus came to earth and forgave all of our sins, but eventually he was crucified at the hands of Pilate. he rose a few days later and spread his joy again, and from thereafter christians consumed the bread and the wine which was blessed, and while not jesus himself, was believed to be the body and spirit of him. as in, eucharist was vital for a good christian.

let's translate the metaphor.

so (pizza) came to (your house) and (satisfied your hungers), but eventually he was (no longer eaten) because (everyone was full of its deliciousness). (you discovered it the next day) and from thereafter (decent human beings) consumed the (leftover pizza) which was (reheated) and while not (the original pizza) itself, it was still (tasty as fuck). as in, (left over pizza) is vital for a (decent human being).

1) hot pizza is like gods gift to earth.

2) when you have filled your belly in gluttonous delight, there may be pieces leftover.

3) while not as good as fresh, this pizza still possesses the might of the gods.

4) by using a holy device (eg. microwave, oven), you can rebirth some (but not all) of the pizzas glory.

5) throwing it out is a sin.

convert today.
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Let us prey, Brother Benji.

On our leftover pizza.
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almost as good as lukie

this topic was a lot better when it was making fun of me
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Dec 2 2011, 06:28 PM
At least I'm not a earignt bastered who needs to insalt a person with a spelling disability just to prove he has no life other than when he's online

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xeta actually makes a lot of sense most of the time

if everyone agreed with him more often we wouldnt have this problem

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everything about you is boring but pizza isnt so i disagree.
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In what horrific, goreathon religion do you eat your saviour and then microwave him to consume the leftovers. You are eating your own fucking God. I mean, that's metal as fuck, but the metaphor falls through and collapses in on itself at a specific point when you devour your own fucking creator.

What kind of drugs do you have to be on to enjoy reheated pizza?
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Fuck off beneta we're talking about important things now.
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Reheated pizza is literally worse than Beneta
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Aug 13 2014, 02:28 AM
Then you don't know how to fucking reheat pizza. Either put it in the toaster oven, or include a cup of water when you microwave it. Get with it.
YES! Or sprinkle some water to it. That's how you reheat pizza.
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Next thing you know people will say they don't put pineapple on their pizza?
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you are seriously everything i hate in a person.
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go post gay topics on sc burn
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my cat came on my arm once =[

The last
Dec 2 2011, 06:28 PM
At least I'm not a earignt bastered who needs to insalt a person with a spelling disability just to prove he has no life other than when he's online

ozzo
 
xeta actually makes a lot of sense most of the time

if everyone agreed with him more often we wouldnt have this problem

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Aug 13 2014, 02:35 AM
Reheated pizza is literally worse than Beneta
Well, I wouldn't go that far.
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Cunt
Aug 13 2014, 02:41 AM
Next thing you know people will say they don't put pineapple on their pizza?
Burn, please, for the first time I'm agreeing with you about something. Don't ruin it with thus pineapple bullshit.
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almost as good as lukie

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Aug 13 2014, 02:35 AM
Reheated pizza is literally worse than Beneta
not nearly as bad as you though ;)
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my cat came on my arm once =[

The last
Dec 2 2011, 06:28 PM
At least I'm not a earignt bastered who needs to insalt a person with a spelling disability just to prove he has no life other than when he's online

ozzo
 
xeta actually makes a lot of sense most of the time

if everyone agreed with him more often we wouldnt have this problem

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Wow... great comeback beneta...

You really showed him.

*Insert slow clap. The sarcastic version.
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Gyarados
Aug 13 2014, 02:54 AM
Wow... great comeback beneta...

You really showed him.

*Insert slow clap. The sarcastic version.
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my cat came on my arm once =[

The last
Dec 2 2011, 06:28 PM
At least I'm not a earignt bastered who needs to insalt a person with a spelling disability just to prove he has no life other than when he's online

ozzo
 
xeta actually makes a lot of sense most of the time

if everyone agreed with him more often we wouldnt have this problem

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Gyarados
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i am a BIG dumb guy

:coffee:
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king benji I of pxe
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i hate coffee.
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