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Chicken Fried Bacon
Topic Started: Dec 8 2006, 04:16 PM (431 Views)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZfbTO0GlONU


Ali, for a guy whose had two heart grabbers, this is right up your alley. :D
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My stomach is actually turning :sick:

Gotta love that woman "needs salt" :D -- It's like she can't die fast enough :D
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How 'bout the last guy they showed...eating steak, onion rings, chicken fried bacon, white gravy, and to top it off...a cigarette!

Mmm, mmm, good! :vhappy:
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I thought that was a ciggarette ... the codecs aren't good enough on WMP11 yet to see them properly.

What's white gravy? Is it like Sauerkraut?
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White gravy is a concoction made from southern style fried chicken. It is very tasty. We used to have it once every three months or so when my mother or grandma made fried chicken.
Some peope cannot get enough of the stuff, and have it all the time. Southerners eat fried chicken several times a week. Out of that recipe chicken fried steak was born. And when there is enough gravy left over they have biscuits and gravy for breakfast. Talk about your clogged arteries! :dies:
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I noticed the local police eat there, which means they should be easy to outrun on foot!
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Reminded me of Chief Wiggum.
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I would guess the Heimlich Maneuver comes in handy at that restaurant.
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I have that DVD. Some of the stuff on it is totally absurd.

If he wasn't a cross dresser, I would consider him far more funny, for some reason.
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Man, that's one fagged out dude there. Speaking of Dr Heimlich, he operated on my mom once. She had chronic bronchitis and emphysema. He made an incision on her throat so an oxygen tube could be inserted there. This did away with the need for an oxygen tube for her nose.
Alas, it didn't work and she later died of all her illnesses. I met Dr Heimlich. He was a good guy. I believe he is dead now too.
Oh well, at least he didn't die of chicken fried bacon!
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Man, that's one fagged out dude there. Speaking of Dr Heimlich, he operated on my mom once. She had chronic bronchitis and emphysema. He made an incision on her throat so an oxygen tube could be inserted there. This did away with the need for an oxygen tube for her nose.
Alas, it didn't work and she later died of all her illnesses. I met Dr Heimlich. He was a good guy. I believe he is dead now too.
Oh well, at least he didn't die of chicken fried bacon!
Peace :peace:
Rob

Actually, I think he is straight! Indeed, I remember him saying he was a "male lesbian".

(And of course, he lived a large portion of his upbringing in Skewen, which is just down the road, and having worked in Skewen, and done quite a bit of freelancing for companies there, it is totally understandable!)

One would think Dr. Heimlich was an engineer. As that is the type of thing an engineer would think of.

I like the idea of the third manoeuvre in the first diagram though. If you are gonna go, you might as well go happy!

http://www.heimlichinstitute.org/howtodo.html
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I like the idea of the third manoeuvre in the first diagram though. If you are gonna go, you might as well go happy!


That looks like the end of the Central Reservation video, you know...the part with Beth on top! :D
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I used to work with a big old Polish girl who used to work in a bakery. She would make you anything you wanted for your birthday. I told her I wanted two of those big flowers made of frosting for a wedding cake. She refused. She said there was so much lard and fat in there they would kill me. So she made me a cake and a big tin of cookies instead. Whatta way to go!!
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Now there is The Heart Attack Grill, complete with naughty nurses!
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Haha, priests are only human :D

That quadruple bypass burger was on the news this week, actually. I just couldn't find a reference to it. It's about 2.5 days worth of calories.
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