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Stranger than fiction
Topic Started: Apr 27 2007, 11:49 PM (256 Views)
streppy
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Have just heard today that the lastest reality TV show to be announced has got underwqay filming in my home village this week. Apparently, Malcolm McLaren, Mike Reid (Frank Butcher, not promoter of FGTH) and one of the Hearsay bints were bussed in there yesterday to take part in the ITV show, scheduled for the summer, called The Baron. Apparently they need to integrate with villagers in order to win the title of Laird of the village.

Given that this is a tight knit fishing community, deeply religious this should make interesting viewing, for locals at least. Hubby's boss, who lives there was approached to put up Jason Donovan, but refused on the grounds that he would be workingaway a lot. Probably for the best as the underlying of problem of drug abuse dsue to too much money and too little sense may set him back 10 years or so.... :2cool:
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I double, no, triple dare you to custard pie Suzanne Shaw from Hearsay (it must be her, as the others still have careers) :vhappy:

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Probably for the best as the underlying of problem of drug abuse dsue to too much money and too little sense may set him back 10 years or so....


The boss, or Donovan?

Seriously, this cheap mindless T.V. has to stop.

Speaking of which (I was trying to drop this into a conversation earlier, and Toby will almost have certainly seen this)

Ingrid Tarrant in the most toe-curling piece of TV (aside from ANYTHING Richard Madeley touches) ever.

No wonder Chris is shagging around.
Went to the JobCentre today, and the Army were there going "Be the Best" ... now T-Mobile just told me I didn't have the qualifications to sell phones, Microsoft said I didn't have the qualifications to answer the phones, and the Army want to let me loose with a machine gun?
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Donovan. The boss is one of the highly religious of which I spoke. I feel a visit to my father coming on...
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As long as you are removing yourself from the Earth, you'll be safe.
Went to the JobCentre today, and the Army were there going "Be the Best" ... now T-Mobile just told me I didn't have the qualifications to sell phones, Microsoft said I didn't have the qualifications to answer the phones, and the Army want to let me loose with a machine gun?
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Not My Father..my father, dad, who still lives in the village. Just for nosiness. Apparently villagers are quite nervous about the whole thing, how they may be portrayed on TV, but at the end of the day the scenery is spectacular so tourism might get a boost from a bit of showcasing. That is if anyone watches anymore reality TV.
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Any idea what channel it is gonna be shown on?

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Not My Father..my father, dad, who still lives in the village.


I know that! I was suggesting going into the atmosphere somewhere to escape it! In a club in Cardiff the other week, Dean Gaffney (yes him), walked in, and EVERY female in the place flocked to him!

Just to remind you, this is what he looks like:

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He came onto my sister and her friend a couple of weeks later. Her friend was impressed and almost run in his direction; thankfully my sister had more taste.

Went to the JobCentre today, and the Army were there going "Be the Best" ... now T-Mobile just told me I didn't have the qualifications to sell phones, Microsoft said I didn't have the qualifications to answer the phones, and the Army want to let me loose with a machine gun?
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Eurgh :sick:


Latest news on this one...the Shaw woman has been house with the local butcher, meanwhile McLaren is onto his second billet, apperently he made anti Jewish remarks in the house of some of the more religious residents...apparently he is now living with drug addicts, not a side to the village one would wish shown on national tv...heroin galore :wot:

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Any idea what channel it is gonna be shown on?


ITV in the summer

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Not My Father..my father, dad, who still lives in the village.



I know that! I was suggesting going into the atmosphere somewhere to escape it!


Thought you may have thought I meant, My Father, who art in heaven, given the religious aspect....
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who would have dreamed that the words cheap and mindless would be associated with jason donovan?
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I misread that (still haven't woken up), and thought you were referring to Streps :blink:
Went to the JobCentre today, and the Army were there going "Be the Best" ... now T-Mobile just told me I didn't have the qualifications to sell phones, Microsoft said I didn't have the qualifications to answer the phones, and the Army want to let me loose with a machine gun?
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no having a go at jason donovan, australia's biggest douchebag
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I would parade you
Down the high street
You've got the attraction
You've got the pulling power
Walk my little doggy
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