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| If I was a cat | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: May 7 2007, 11:15 PM (158 Views) | |
| Ade | May 7 2007, 11:15 PM Post #1 |
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Beth-prophet
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I would either be shitting on our neighbour's lawn, just to teach them what their cat was doing to ours, or I would be dying from the copious amounts of cyanide splattered in fish pellets around our own garden, or:
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Went to the JobCentre today, and the Army were there going "Be the Best" ... now T-Mobile just told me I didn't have the qualifications to sell phones, Microsoft said I didn't have the qualifications to answer the phones, and the Army want to let me loose with a machine gun? | |
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| Dr Gonzo | May 8 2007, 02:23 AM Post #2 |
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The [s]good[/s] evil Doctor
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we both know that you wouldn't be doing any of that cause you'd still be sitting down licking your own balls!!! I've seen my cat do it for hours! |
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I would like you on A long black leash I would parade you Down the high street You've got the attraction You've got the pulling power Walk my little doggy Walk my little sex dwarf | |
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| rc.cope | May 8 2007, 02:14 PM Post #3 |
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Forum HIstorian
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My dog licks himself, and then he wants to kiss me!
I told him to forget it...I just wanna know how to lick myself.
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| I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy. | |
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| Dr Gonzo | May 8 2007, 03:06 PM Post #4 |
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The [s]good[/s] evil Doctor
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yoga helps
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I would like you on A long black leash I would parade you Down the high street You've got the attraction You've got the pulling power Walk my little doggy Walk my little sex dwarf | |
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I told him to forget it...I just wanna know how to lick myself.
8:20 PM Jul 11