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If I was a cat
Topic Started: May 7 2007, 11:15 PM (158 Views)
Ade
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Beth-prophet
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I would either be shitting on our neighbour's lawn, just to teach them what their cat was doing to ours, or I would be dying from the copious amounts of cyanide splattered in fish pellets around our own garden, or:

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Went to the JobCentre today, and the Army were there going "Be the Best" ... now T-Mobile just told me I didn't have the qualifications to sell phones, Microsoft said I didn't have the qualifications to answer the phones, and the Army want to let me loose with a machine gun?
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Dr Gonzo
The [s]good[/s] evil Doctor
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we both know that you wouldn't be doing any of that cause you'd still be sitting down licking your own balls!!! I've seen my cat do it for hours!
I would like you on
A long black leash
I would parade you
Down the high street
You've got the attraction
You've got the pulling power
Walk my little doggy
Walk my little sex dwarf
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rc.cope
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Forum HIstorian
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My dog licks himself, and then he wants to kiss me! :P I told him to forget it...I just wanna know how to lick myself. :D
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy.
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Dr Gonzo
The [s]good[/s] evil Doctor
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yoga helps :D
I would like you on
A long black leash
I would parade you
Down the high street
You've got the attraction
You've got the pulling power
Walk my little doggy
Walk my little sex dwarf
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