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the dole
Topic Started: Jun 5 2007, 04:48 PM (220 Views)
Dr Gonzo
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god its a cynical process i'm applying for jobs i don't want and have no chance of getting so i can get a pittance off the government its so depressing.
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rc.cope
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Here's a good job for you, Gonzo. Buy a lab coat and an overhead projector and give mammograms to stupid women. :D
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy.
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Dr Gonzo
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I'd rather get paid to give bodgy pap smears :whistle:
I would like you on
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I would parade you
Down the high street
You've got the attraction
You've got the pulling power
Walk my little doggy
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rc.cope
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That might be ok if you could pick and choose your patients.
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy.
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Dr Gonzo
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My considered response is KEBABS!
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Ade
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I claimed the dole for two weeks after I finished Uni. You're right, it is fucking depressing.
Went to the JobCentre today, and the Army were there going "Be the Best" ... now T-Mobile just told me I didn't have the qualifications to sell phones, Microsoft said I didn't have the qualifications to answer the phones, and the Army want to let me loose with a machine gun?
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Dr Gonzo
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had a job interview today for a job as an auctioneer i don't think i'll get it but i may get another interview. I also applied for a job in a bondage store, i haven't heard back from them unfortunately :( but i reckon it would be an awful lot of fun!
I would like you on
A long black leash
I would parade you
Down the high street
You've got the attraction
You've got the pulling power
Walk my little doggy
Walk my little sex dwarf
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Dr Gonzo
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got another interview tomorrow working on the wharfs that could be real good. loads of money, loads of time off fingers crossed i get it. still the bondage thing would be fun but i think that boat has sailed
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I would parade you
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You've got the attraction
You've got the pulling power
Walk my little doggy
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