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Best comeback ever
Topic Started: Jun 10 2007, 05:33 PM (145 Views)
Ade
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Beth-prophet
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I am in the middle of reading a book, and this came up in an after-dinner speech

Ed Brandes the Zimbabwe opening batsman, who is rather portly, has an exchange with Glenn McGrath, the Aussie fast-bowler.

'Hey, Brandes, why are you so fucking fat?’, shouted McGrath.

‘Cos every time I fuck your wife, she gives me a biscuit’

:vhappy2:
Went to the JobCentre today, and the Army were there going "Be the Best" ... now T-Mobile just told me I didn't have the qualifications to sell phones, Microsoft said I didn't have the qualifications to answer the phones, and the Army want to let me loose with a machine gun?
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Dr Gonzo
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there is a couple of sledges that i like.

salim malik (think it was him) said to Merv Hughes "you look like a fat bus driver not a fast bowler" Merv bowled him with the next ball and as he ran past malik he said "tickets please!"

Steve Waugh to Chris Cairns after his sister was killed by a train "choo choo"
I would like you on
A long black leash
I would parade you
Down the high street
You've got the attraction
You've got the pulling power
Walk my little doggy
Walk my little sex dwarf
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Ade
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Dr Gonzo
Jun 11 2007, 12:18 AM
Steve Waugh to Chris Cairns after his sister was killed by a train "choo choo"

Fucking hell, that's just wrong.

Bet Chris Cairns bowled a few bouncers / beamers at him, when he got the chance
Went to the JobCentre today, and the Army were there going "Be the Best" ... now T-Mobile just told me I didn't have the qualifications to sell phones, Microsoft said I didn't have the qualifications to answer the phones, and the Army want to let me loose with a machine gun?
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Dr Gonzo
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i had much more respect for S Waugh after I heard that. :D

another great S Waugh line was to Herschel (think thats how you spell it) Gibbs during the world cup in England. Gibbs caught Waugh at mid on and in his haste to celebrate dropped the ball. waugh then said to Gibbs you just dropped the world cup and went on to make a century.
I would like you on
A long black leash
I would parade you
Down the high street
You've got the attraction
You've got the pulling power
Walk my little doggy
Walk my little sex dwarf
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