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Happy Birthday Ian
Topic Started: Jun 19 2007, 12:22 AM (342 Views)
Dr Gonzo
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WTF!!!? theres a cake?
I would like you on
A long black leash
I would parade you
Down the high street
You've got the attraction
You've got the pulling power
Walk my little doggy
Walk my little sex dwarf
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Beth-prophet
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mmmmmm, cake
Went to the JobCentre today, and the Army were there going "Be the Best" ... now T-Mobile just told me I didn't have the qualifications to sell phones, Microsoft said I didn't have the qualifications to answer the phones, and the Army want to let me loose with a machine gun?
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Dr Gonzo
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mmmmmm beer

mmmmmm beer and cake and chips and pizza and its five in the morning and i can't get no sleep.
I would like you on
A long black leash
I would parade you
Down the high street
You've got the attraction
You've got the pulling power
Walk my little doggy
Walk my little sex dwarf
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rc.cope
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Mmmm, cake and cleavage and beer an pizza and valium equals sleep..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... :huh2: :D :D
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy.
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Beth-prophet
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Right then, this thread is going full circle

think she is from Yorkshire, as is Ian, she is damn sexy, and her talent just baffles me (and Simon Cowell)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13RGwljG3Oo

They've been going on about this in work more than the guy who won it
Went to the JobCentre today, and the Army were there going "Be the Best" ... now T-Mobile just told me I didn't have the qualifications to sell phones, Microsoft said I didn't have the qualifications to answer the phones, and the Army want to let me loose with a machine gun?
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I've got a wet spot in my shorts that looks like a little map of Africa. :D
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Beth-prophet
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I've got one the SIZE of Africa


Damn incontenance
Went to the JobCentre today, and the Army were there going "Be the Best" ... now T-Mobile just told me I didn't have the qualifications to sell phones, Microsoft said I didn't have the qualifications to answer the phones, and the Army want to let me loose with a machine gun?
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:wub: Oh Paula...........! :boinky:
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Beth-prophet
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OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH fuck!
Went to the JobCentre today, and the Army were there going "Be the Best" ... now T-Mobile just told me I didn't have the qualifications to sell phones, Microsoft said I didn't have the qualifications to answer the phones, and the Army want to let me loose with a machine gun?
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Well, that didn't work. Wonder if she'd settle for a little map of Sudan.
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Beth-prophet
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Try for a watering hole in Swaziland
Went to the JobCentre today, and the Army were there going "Be the Best" ... now T-Mobile just told me I didn't have the qualifications to sell phones, Microsoft said I didn't have the qualifications to answer the phones, and the Army want to let me loose with a machine gun?
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All I got was sands of the Kalihari... :horny:
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