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Topic Started: Jul 9 2007, 01:01 PM (473 Views)
Ade
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Beth-prophet
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Speaking of old people, Gonzo just informed me he was gonna be published in "the Age", which I can only assume is a swingers magazine, where there will be pictures of him f*cking coffin-dodgers :D
Went to the JobCentre today, and the Army were there going "Be the Best" ... now T-Mobile just told me I didn't have the qualifications to sell phones, Microsoft said I didn't have the qualifications to answer the phones, and the Army want to let me loose with a machine gun?
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Dr Gonzo
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At this stage of life, you really appreciate your spouse. We hold each other up in times of duress.
It took me a half hour to get out of bed this morning, as my arthritis is going from bad to worse. She took care of all the morning chores. I take over later in the day when I'm feeling better. That way, she can crash and burn early in the evening.


thats so beautiful! thats what lifes about. not that ade would know, poor sheltered unfortunate. oh and by the way the age the local broadsheet with a readership of a couple of hundred thousand.

and by the way i edit the local swingers mag :2cool:
I would like you on
A long black leash
I would parade you
Down the high street
You've got the attraction
You've got the pulling power
Walk my little doggy
Walk my little sex dwarf
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rc.cope
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By jove, you've got it, Ade! Just last night I was under her duress.
Don't apologise, Gonzo. If it feels good, it's good for you. :2cool:
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy.
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Ali
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I haven't been under anyones duress for so long I can't remember what it feels like!

:D

Now you're sittin' on a Paris train, laughing at your own jokes again
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