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| Ade | Jul 17 2007, 12:15 AM Post #1 |
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Beth-prophet
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We haven't had one of these in this incarnation of the forum, and this place is starting to become a boys club, which I think makes us unapproachable, and I know we ain't!, so it is mandatory for every member to now fill this in! It's got nothing to do with the fact I am drunk / bored / tired from just filling one in, honest Name: Adrian Francis Birthday: 30/04/1982 Birthplace: Merthyr tydfil Current Location: Merthyr Tydfil Eye Color: Blue Hair Color: Brown Height: 5'9" Right Handed or Left Handed: Sinister Your Heritage: Welsh / Grandfather English / Grandmother Irish The Shoes You Wore Today: Leather work shoes Your Weakness: Good female singers / gadgets Your Fears: the dark, alligators Your Perfect Pizza: Beef strips, green and red peppers Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: find a new job Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LoL Thoughts First Waking Up: Kill me now Your Best Physical Feature: I honestly don't have one. Your Bedtime: depends how pissed I am / when I am tired Your Most Missed Memory: Living in Saudi Arabia Pepsi or Coke: Diet Pepsi ... doesn't leave your teeth grimey MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King - that's one tasty burger Single or Group Dates: single Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate of course! Tea or Coffee: Tea Do you Smoke: no, its disgusting Do you Swear: fuck yeah! Do you Sing?: nope Do you dance?: how would the bar hold itself up?!! Do you Shower Daily: Yeah ... you don't want to try me without one! Have you Been in Love: yep Do you want to go to College: been there for 6 years, no more! Do you want to get Married: someday Do you want children?: Yes Do you believe in yourself: certain parts ... I believe in my ability to get things done, everything else - I've given up trying Do you get Motion Sickness: yep Do you think you are Attractive: Not ever Are you a Health Freak: nope Do you get along with your Parents: mostly Do you like Thunderstorms: nope Do you play an Instrument: ahahaha! In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: i'm drinking now! In the past month have you Smoked: nope In the past month have you>In the past month have you been on Drugs: Nope In the past month have you gone on a Date: not what I would call one! In the past month have you gone to a Mall: shopping centre yes, we're not frikkin american! In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: nope In the past month have you eaten Sushi: nope .. don't eat fish In the past month have you been on Stage: nope, only played a lead when I was 7! I was a troll In the past month have you been Dumped: no In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no, my cock is small enough now! In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no Ever been Drunk: yep Ever been called a Tease: not in the sexual way Ever been Beaten up: not this month, but I am about to cave someone's head in, in work Ever Shoplifted: never How do you want to Die: fucked to death What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I'll never grow up What country would you most like to Visit: Czech Republic In a Boy/Girl.. Favourite Eye Color: any Favourite Hair Color: sandy blonde Short or Long Hair: shorter than shoulder length, longer than past the ears Height: nothing that would make me look stupid(er)! Weight: medium, hate skinny people! Best Clothing Style: formal / wench Number of Drugs I have taken: 3-4 (not including alcohol, which would be ALOT more) Number of CDs I own: over 1000 Number of Piercings: 0 Number of Tattoos: 0 Number of things in my Past I Regret: too many to mention |
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Went to the JobCentre today, and the Army were there going "Be the Best" ... now T-Mobile just told me I didn't have the qualifications to sell phones, Microsoft said I didn't have the qualifications to answer the phones, and the Army want to let me loose with a machine gun? | |
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| Scipio | Jul 17 2007, 01:35 AM Post #2 |
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Beth Evangelist
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What are you, an agent of the US Homeland Security apparatus? (I'll answer anyway because I don't care) Name: Benjamin C. C. (don't like my name showing up in googles) Birthday: 17/11/1960 (I think I got that in proper European order) Birthplace: Detroit, MI USA Current Location: Detroit, MI USA Eye Color: Brown Hair Color: Brown Height: 5'10" Right Handed or Left Handed: Correct handed Your Heritage: USA / Grandfather Romanian / Grandmother Slovak The Shoes You Wore Today: Leather work shoes Your Weakness: Good female singers / cheese / chocolate / brunettes Your Fears: humans / that Bush and pals will destroy western civilization Your Perfect Pizza: pepperoni, ham, bacon, yellow (banana) peppers/pepperoncini Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: get fit on the big unicycle so I can do THIS Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: wtf Thoughts First Waking Up: goddamit! Your Best Physical Feature: dark features commonly mistaken for Mediterranean Your Bedtime: depends on my chaotic (non)schedule for work. I prefer when free of obligations to stay up well past midnight and sleep till noon but I don't get to do this much :angry: Your Most Missed Memory: Living in New Mexico Pepsi or Coke: I'm a confirmed cokehead MacDonalds or Burger King: as I call it...MaccaDooga (don't even ask) Single or Group Dates: single Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate of course! Tea or Coffee: coffee Do you Smoke: occasional cigar Do you Swear: what the hell do you think! Do you Sing?: not lately, but have done so in community theatre musicals Do you dance?: hell no Do you Shower Daily: always, and sometimes twice in summer Have you Been in Love: heck yes Do you want to go to College: done it once, might do it again Do you want to get Married: fuck no Do you want children?: FUCK NO (despite them being so cute and funny) Do you believe in yourself: I believe I'll always survive and wind up happy, but I don't believe I can achieve the usual marks of success that society throws up before me Do you get Motion Sickness: not often, the only time was during a sailing trip on a really tiny boat Do you think you are Attractive: I believe that others sometimes consider me so but I don't get why they think so Are you a Health Freak: I care about preserving whatever health I have but don't follow all the fads that sweep the nation Do you get along with your Parents: quite well Do you like Thunderstorms: I love them. I sometimes chase them just to feel the frigid blasts and hear the thunder Do you play an Instrument: I can strum some chords on a guitar but can't really play it In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: a few beers In the past month have you Smoked: maybe three cigars In the past month have you>In the past month have you been on Drugs: no drugs (did something get cut off here?) In the past month have you gone on a Date: nope In the past month have you gone to a Mall: fuck no I hate malls In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no In the past month have you been on Stage: no In the past month have you been Dumped: no, (but I dumped someone) In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no Ever been Drunk: yar Ever been called a Tease: yes Ever been Beaten up: no Ever Shoplifted: yes How do you want to Die: (Ade's answer cracks me up) I want to die either in my sleep or by suicide if it's clear my death will be gruesome otherwise What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I'll never grow up (Ade's answer should be everyone's answer in my opinion) What country would you most like to Visit: Russia In a Boy/Girl.. Favourite Eye Color: Dark, almost black, eyes Favourite Hair Color: dark, shimmering with blue or lavender highlights, so black I can see eternity Short or Long Hair: not too picky but if I see straight hair beyond shoulders my knees buckle Height: Any from 5'11" to 5' Weight: pretty flexible here, but I like to see all the feminine curves with some fleshiness, not anorexic Best Clothing Style: I like the transparent sun dresses and loose cotton blouses I saw so often in Santa Fe Number of Drugs I have taken: other than booze, just marijuana Number of CDs I own: no clue, but somewhere around 500 Number of Piercings: 0 Number of Tattoos: 0 Number of things in my Past I Regret: I regret not understanding what Amy wanted when I had the amazing summer with her |
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| kikisfishy | Jul 17 2007, 08:16 AM Post #3 |
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Beth-anorak
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good for a gigle - prepare to be stunned to bordem Name: Simon Milham Birthday: 06/11/1975 Birthplace: Hastings (1066 country) Current Location: Greenhithe Eye Color: Blue Hair Color: (used to be) Light Brown Height: 5'10" Right Handed or Left Handed: Right, but try to keep lefty in the game Your Heritage: English The Shoes You Wore Today: Only just up so bare foot today, but work boots was last on Your Weakness: Good female singers / gadgets & snacking Your Fears: loneliness Your Perfect Pizza: BBQ sauce, chicken, sweetcorn and motzarella Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: pass my accounts cource Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: brb Thoughts First Waking Up: where am i, who am i, who are you? Your Best Physical Feature: my glemming head that allures people form miles away to wanna slap it Your Bedtime: 9 is good, 11 at v latest Your Most Missed Memory: most, memory like a sieve Pepsi or Coke: Coke zero, cause im all man MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King Single or Group Dates: single Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla Tea or Coffee: Blurgh, nothing hot Do you Smoke: no Do you Swear: not too much unless driving Do you Sing?: badly and mainly tv jingle Do you dance?: badly and mainly to tv jingles Do you Shower Daily: Yes, sometimes slum it on days off, sometimes twice daily if it damn hot Have you Been in Love: yes Do you want to go to College: no Do you want to get Married: yes Do you want children?: yes Do you believe in yourself: i have a lack of self confidence, but then i over analyise tasks and get cocky Do you get Motion Sickness: no so far Do you think you are Attractive: average Are you a Health Freak: no Do you get along with your Parents: from a distance Do you like Thunderstorms: yeah Do you play an Instrument: guitar, tryed teach my self keyboeard (no hope) In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes In the past month have you Smoked: no In the past month have you>In the past month have you been on Drugs: No In the past month have you gone on a Date: only with the girly In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes, bluewater has amall guide so In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no, not my thing In the past month have you been on Stage: no In the past month have you been Dumped: no In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: never In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no Ever been Drunk: oh yes Ever been called a Tease: yes, which i was proud of at the time Ever been Beaten up: not properly Ever Shoplifted: no How do you want to Die: i am invincible, itll be me and the cockroaches What do you want to be when you Grow Up: old and with a mobility cart with spinners What country would you most like to Visit: Greenland (i currently dont believe it exists) In a Boy/Girl.. Favourite Eye Color: green Favourite Hair Color: extremes, dark dark or light blonde, and partial to a bit of ginger Short or Long Hair: short Height: same or lower Weight: medium to slim Best Clothing Style: casual (wench lol) Number of Drugs I have taken: 5 take it types not occasions Number of CDs I own: 1000+ (plus a lot of vinyl) Number of Piercings: 0 Number of Tattoos: 0 Number of things in my Past I Regret: all the above do we have to send in 2 passport photos too? |
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| Dr Gonzo | Jul 17 2007, 09:05 AM Post #4 |
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The [s]good[/s] evil Doctor
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Name: Benjamin Birthday: 8/6/1982 Birthplace: Melbourne Current Location: Melbourne Eye Color: green/grey Hair Color: Brown Height: 6’1 Right Handed or Left Handed: Right Your Heritage: Australian with maltese and Italian parents The Shoes You Wore Today: sneakers cause I’m sneaky Your Weakness: brunettes with eyes that can melt your soul Your Fears: not living my life Your Perfect Pizza: a free one Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: get up on stage and perform Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: sexytime Thoughts First Waking Up: am I dead? pity Your Best Physical Feature: I do good eyes and before it started falling out I had nice hair Your Bedtime: when most people start getting up Your Most Missed Memory: the swiss alps Pepsi or Coke: coke MacDonalds or Burger King: burger king Single or Group Dates: single Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate. what kind of sicko likes vanilla? Tea or Coffee: Coffee, I inject it daily Do you Smoke: nope Do you Swear: yup Do you Sing?: round the house Do you dance?: sometimes Do you Shower Daily: mostly Have you Been in Love: yes Do you want to go to College: been there done everything Do you want to get Married: maybe Do you want children?: I think I may want sprog rats one day Do you believe in yourself: yeah nobody else is Do you get Motion Sickness: once on hovercraft Do you think you are Attractive: there are things abut me that are attractive is that a good enough non answer Are you a Health Freak: I used to run 5ks a day I’d like to get back to doing that Do you get along with your Parents: when I don’t see them, yes Do you like Thunderstorms: love them Do you play an Instrument: used to play cello In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes! In the past month have you Smoked: nope In the past month have you>In the past month have you been on Drugs: often In the past month have you gone on a Date: nope. In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yep my newsagent is in one In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no In the past month have you eaten Sushi: maybe, not too sure, sometimes days go missing In the past month have you been on Stage: nope In the past month have you been Dumped: no In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no Ever been Drunk: hell yeah, I was drunk last night Ever been called a Tease: often Ever been Beaten up: yep Ever Shoplifted: no How do you want to Die: don’t really think of it that often, I know it will happen one day, probably sooner rather than later the way I live. What do you want to be when you Grow Up: happier What country would you most like to Visit: Spain In a Boy/Girl. Favourite Eye Color: Big Brown eyes Favourite Hair Color: brown, sandy blonde Short or Long Hair: don’t really care about hair Height: 5’8 and above Weight: size 10 to 14 Best Clothing Style: floral dresses rock Number of Drugs I have taken: most of them Number of CDs I own: 700 or so maybe more Number of Piercings: 0 Number of Tattoos: 0 Number of things in my Past I Regret: nothing I wouldn’t be me without all the mistakes and the pain. |
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I would like you on A long black leash I would parade you Down the high street You've got the attraction You've got the pulling power Walk my little doggy Walk my little sex dwarf | |
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| Ade | Jul 17 2007, 02:54 PM Post #5 |
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Beth-prophet
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1) You wouldn't even get the mark for spelling your name right
2) For you, we will make the exception ... we are trying to attract people to join, not scare them to death! |
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Went to the JobCentre today, and the Army were there going "Be the Best" ... now T-Mobile just told me I didn't have the qualifications to sell phones, Microsoft said I didn't have the qualifications to answer the phones, and the Army want to let me loose with a machine gun? | |
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| rc.cope | Jul 17 2007, 03:25 PM Post #6 |
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Forum HIstorian
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Name: Rob Cope Birthday: 2-23-1953 Birth Place: Gary, indiana Current Location: Eagle River, Wisconsin Eye Color: Hazel Height: 6' 03' Righty or Lefty: Left Heritage: American Shoes I have on today: mocassins Weakness: sweets Fears: Kimodo Dragons Favorite Pizza: Cheese, Sausage, Green Pepper, Mushrooms Goal: To make it through today Most overused line on instant messenger: Forgetaboutit Thoughts upon waking up: Am I still in this world? Best physical feature: Are you fuckin' kidding? Bedtime: Already? Most Missed memory: What did I have for breakfast? Pepsi or Coke: Budweiser McDonalds or Burger King: Dairy Queen Single or group date: Both hands! Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate Tea or Coffee: Coffee Smoke?: Nope Swear?: Yep Sing? Yep Dance: Nope Shower daily?: Yep Ever been in love?: Every day Married?: Yep Children?: Nope Believe in yourself?: Oh yeah Ever get motion sickness?: I'm afraid so. Going out on the "barf boat" next month. Do you find yourself attractive?: Fresh! Are you a health freak?: Not in the least Do I get along with my parents?: They're both deceased...yes Do you like thunderstorms?: Not when they're violent Do you play an instrument? Guitar, badly Do you drink alcohol? Yes Do you smoke?: No Have you used drugs in the last 6 months?: No Have you been on a date in the last 6 months?: Sure Have you been to a mall in the last 6 months? No Have you eaten a package of Oreos in the last month?: No Sushi?: Are you out of your fucking mind? Ever performed on stage?: Yes, I sang Zeppelin in a bar once. Ever been dumped? Yeah Ever go skinny dipping lately?: Actually, yes Ever stolen anything?: No, I'm clean. Ever been drunk?: Is this a trick question? Are you a tease?: No Ever been beaten up?: Too many times. Ever shoplift? No How do you want to die? At age 106, shot to death by a jealous husband. What do you want to be when you grow up? Dead What country would you like to visit? Iceland Boy/Girl Eye color: green Hair color: red Short or long hair?: What the hell's the difference once the head's blown off? Height: Short enough to rest my drink on her head Weight: About that much Clothing style: I like my women naked. What drugs have you taken in the last 6 months? Too many to discuss How many CD's do you own? About 150...plus 700 LP's How many piercings? None How many tattoos?: None What things do you most regret?: Nothing...it's all been done. |
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| Dr Gonzo | Jul 29 2007, 12:37 PM Post #7 |
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where are the rest of you? POST OR BAN!!!! |
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I would like you on A long black leash I would parade you Down the high street You've got the attraction You've got the pulling power Walk my little doggy Walk my little sex dwarf | |
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| Scipio | Jul 30 2007, 04:10 AM Post #8 |
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Interesting, as I believe every person steals - as a child. What kid hasn't slipped a piece of candy or a small toy into his pocket during a boring drag through a store? (especially in the days before electronic tagging when it was so damn easy to walk out with some small thing) Rob can you honestly say that you never ever took a piece of bubble gum or yanked an apple from a neighbor's tree? If you are as clean as you say then the Pope needs to put you on the sainthood train!
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| rc.cope | Jul 30 2007, 01:42 PM Post #9 |
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Forum HIstorian
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I am cleaner than the pope. You could trust me in the sack with your wife...naked. |
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| Scipio | Jul 31 2007, 07:16 AM Post #10 |
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Beth Evangelist
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The very image of you in bed with my wife, naked, sends my mind to some mighty strange places, and not merely because I don't have a wife.
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| Scipio | Jul 31 2007, 07:17 AM Post #11 |
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Beth Evangelist
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Oh, and by the way, I understood your use of the word pope just now in the general sense, as referring to the idealized notion of what we expect of a pope. I suspect this particular pope might not be quite so clean. (were any of them?) |
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| rc.cope | Jul 31 2007, 12:59 PM Post #12 |
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Heh, I didn't necessarily imply that the pope was clean...I just said that I was cleaner.
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| Ade | Jul 31 2007, 01:16 PM Post #13 |
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So you weren't a member of the Hitler Youth? |
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Went to the JobCentre today, and the Army were there going "Be the Best" ... now T-Mobile just told me I didn't have the qualifications to sell phones, Microsoft said I didn't have the qualifications to answer the phones, and the Army want to let me loose with a machine gun? | |
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| rc.cope | Jul 31 2007, 01:55 PM Post #14 |
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No, why? Is this new pope a Nazi? No matters to me. I've never given the pope much thought. I wouldn't mind having a popemobile...or pope on a rope...or a popesickle...or a popepeil pocket fisherman...
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| Ade | Jul 31 2007, 02:17 PM Post #15 |
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Beth-prophet
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my fridge has poly-pope-lyne in it. Yeah, he was in the Hitler Youth, but more forced than wanted to be in there. |
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Went to the JobCentre today, and the Army were there going "Be the Best" ... now T-Mobile just told me I didn't have the qualifications to sell phones, Microsoft said I didn't have the qualifications to answer the phones, and the Army want to let me loose with a machine gun? | |
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