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Topic Started: Jul 17 2007, 12:15 AM (627 Views)
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We haven't had one of these in this incarnation of the forum, and this place is starting to become a boys club, which I think makes us unapproachable, and I know we ain't!, so it is mandatory for every member to now fill this in!

It's got nothing to do with the fact I am drunk / bored / tired from just filling one in, honest

Name: Adrian Francis
Birthday: 30/04/1982
Birthplace: Merthyr tydfil
Current Location: Merthyr Tydfil
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'9"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Sinister
Your Heritage: Welsh / Grandfather English / Grandmother Irish
The Shoes You Wore Today: Leather work shoes
Your Weakness: Good female singers / gadgets
Your Fears: the dark, alligators
Your Perfect Pizza: Beef strips, green and red peppers
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: find a new job
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LoL
Thoughts First Waking Up: Kill me now
Your Best Physical Feature: I honestly don't have one.
Your Bedtime: depends how pissed I am / when I am tired
Your Most Missed Memory: Living in Saudi Arabia
Pepsi or Coke: Diet Pepsi ... doesn't leave your teeth grimey
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King - that's one tasty burger
Single or Group Dates: single
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate of course!
Tea or Coffee: Tea
Do you Smoke: no, its disgusting
Do you Swear: fuck yeah!
Do you Sing?: nope
Do you dance?: how would the bar hold itself up?!!
Do you Shower Daily: Yeah ... you don't want to try me without one!
Have you Been in Love: yep
Do you want to go to College: been there for 6 years, no more!
Do you want to get Married: someday
Do you want children?: Yes
Do you believe in yourself: certain parts ... I believe in my ability to get things done, everything else - I've given up trying
Do you get Motion Sickness: yep
Do you think you are Attractive: Not ever
Are you a Health Freak: nope
Do you get along with your Parents: mostly
Do you like Thunderstorms: nope
Do you play an Instrument: ahahaha!
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: i'm drinking now!
In the past month have you Smoked: nope
In the past month have you>In the past month have you been on Drugs: Nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date: not what I would call one!
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: shopping centre yes, we're not frikkin american!
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: nope
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: nope .. don't eat fish
In the past month have you been on Stage: nope, only played a lead when I was 7! I was a troll
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no, my cock is small enough now!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: yep
Ever been called a Tease: not in the sexual way
Ever been Beaten up: not this month, but I am about to cave someone's head in, in work
Ever Shoplifted: never
How do you want to Die: fucked to death
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I'll never grow up
What country would you most like to Visit: Czech Republic

In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: any
Favourite Hair Color: sandy blonde
Short or Long Hair: shorter than shoulder length, longer than past the ears
Height: nothing that would make me look stupid(er)!
Weight: medium, hate skinny people!
Best Clothing Style: formal / wench
Number of Drugs I have taken: 3-4 (not including alcohol, which would be ALOT more)
Number of CDs I own: over 1000
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: too many to mention
Went to the JobCentre today, and the Army were there going "Be the Best" ... now T-Mobile just told me I didn't have the qualifications to sell phones, Microsoft said I didn't have the qualifications to answer the phones, and the Army want to let me loose with a machine gun?
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What are you, an agent of the US Homeland Security apparatus?

(I'll answer anyway because I don't care)

Name: Benjamin C. C. (don't like my name showing up in googles)
Birthday: 17/11/1960 (I think I got that in proper European order)
Birthplace: Detroit, MI USA
Current Location: Detroit, MI USA
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'10"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Correct handed :P
Your Heritage: USA / Grandfather Romanian / Grandmother Slovak
The Shoes You Wore Today: Leather work shoes
Your Weakness: Good female singers / cheese / chocolate / brunettes
Your Fears: humans / that Bush and pals will destroy western civilization
Your Perfect Pizza: pepperoni, ham, bacon, yellow (banana) peppers/pepperoncini
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: get fit on the big unicycle so I can do THIS
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: wtf
Thoughts First Waking Up: goddamit!
Your Best Physical Feature: dark features commonly mistaken for Mediterranean
Your Bedtime: depends on my chaotic (non)schedule for work. I prefer when free of obligations to stay up well past midnight and sleep till noon but I don't get to do this much :angry:
Your Most Missed Memory: Living in New Mexico
Pepsi or Coke: I'm a confirmed cokehead
MacDonalds or Burger King: as I call it...MaccaDooga (don't even ask)
Single or Group Dates: single
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate of course!
Tea or Coffee: coffee
Do you Smoke: occasional cigar
Do you Swear: what the hell do you think!
Do you Sing?: not lately, but have done so in community theatre musicals
Do you dance?: hell no
Do you Shower Daily: always, and sometimes twice in summer
Have you Been in Love: heck yes
Do you want to go to College: done it once, might do it again
Do you want to get Married: fuck no
Do you want children?: FUCK NO (despite them being so cute and funny)
Do you believe in yourself: I believe I'll always survive and wind up happy, but I don't believe I can achieve the usual marks of success that society throws up before me
Do you get Motion Sickness: not often, the only time was during a sailing trip on a really tiny boat
Do you think you are Attractive: I believe that others sometimes consider me so but I don't get why they think so
Are you a Health Freak: I care about preserving whatever health I have but don't follow all the fads that sweep the nation
Do you get along with your Parents: quite well
Do you like Thunderstorms: I love them. I sometimes chase them just to feel the frigid blasts and hear the thunder
Do you play an Instrument: I can strum some chords on a guitar but can't really play it
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: a few beers
In the past month have you Smoked: maybe three cigars
In the past month have you>In the past month have you been on Drugs: no drugs (did something get cut off here?)
In the past month have you gone on a Date: nope
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: fuck no I hate malls
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no, (but I dumped someone)
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: yar
Ever been called a Tease: yes
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: yes
How do you want to Die: (Ade's answer cracks me up) I want to die either in my sleep or by suicide if it's clear my death will be gruesome otherwise
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I'll never grow up (Ade's answer should be everyone's answer in my opinion)
What country would you most like to Visit: Russia

In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Dark, almost black, eyes
Favourite Hair Color: dark, shimmering with blue or lavender highlights, so black I can see eternity
Short or Long Hair: not too picky but if I see straight hair beyond shoulders my knees buckle
Height: Any from 5'11" to 5'
Weight: pretty flexible here, but I like to see all the feminine curves with some fleshiness, not anorexic
Best Clothing Style: I like the transparent sun dresses and loose cotton blouses I saw so often in Santa Fe
Number of Drugs I have taken: other than booze, just marijuana
Number of CDs I own: no clue, but somewhere around 500
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I regret not understanding what Amy wanted when I had the amazing summer with her
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good for a gigle - prepare to be stunned to bordem

Name: Simon Milham
Birthday: 06/11/1975
Birthplace: Hastings (1066 country)
Current Location: Greenhithe
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: (used to be) Light Brown
Height: 5'10"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right, but try to keep lefty in the game
Your Heritage: English
The Shoes You Wore Today: Only just up so bare foot today, but work boots was last on
Your Weakness: Good female singers / gadgets & snacking
Your Fears: loneliness
Your Perfect Pizza: BBQ sauce, chicken, sweetcorn and motzarella
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: pass my accounts cource
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: brb
Thoughts First Waking Up: where am i, who am i, who are you?
Your Best Physical Feature: my glemming head that allures people form miles away to wanna slap it
Your Bedtime: 9 is good, 11 at v latest
Your Most Missed Memory: most, memory like a sieve
Pepsi or Coke: Coke zero, cause im all man
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King
Single or Group Dates: single
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Tea or Coffee: Blurgh, nothing hot
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Swear: not too much unless driving
Do you Sing?: badly and mainly tv jingle
Do you dance?: badly and mainly to tv jingles
Do you Shower Daily: Yes, sometimes slum it on days off, sometimes twice daily if it damn hot
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: no
Do you want to get Married: yes
Do you want children?: yes
Do you believe in yourself: i have a lack of self confidence, but then i over analyise tasks and get cocky
Do you get Motion Sickness: no so far
Do you think you are Attractive: average
Are you a Health Freak: no
Do you get along with your Parents: from a distance
Do you like Thunderstorms: yeah
Do you play an Instrument: guitar, tryed teach my self keyboeard (no hope)
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you>In the past month have you been on Drugs: No
In the past month have you gone on a Date: only with the girly
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes, bluewater has amall guide so :ppppplllll:
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no, not my thing
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: never
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: oh yes
Ever been called a Tease: yes, which i was proud of at the time
Ever been Beaten up: not properly
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: i am invincible, itll be me and the cockroaches
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: old and with a mobility cart with spinners
What country would you most like to Visit: Greenland (i currently dont believe it exists)

In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: green
Favourite Hair Color: extremes, dark dark or light blonde, and partial to a bit of ginger
Short or Long Hair: short
Height: same or lower
Weight: medium to slim
Best Clothing Style: casual (wench lol)
Number of Drugs I have taken: 5 take it types not occasions

Number of CDs I own: 1000+ (plus a lot of vinyl)
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: all the above

do we have to send in 2 passport photos too?

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Name: Benjamin
Birthday: 8/6/1982
Birthplace: Melbourne
Current Location: Melbourne
Eye Color: green/grey
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6’1
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Australian with maltese and Italian parents
The Shoes You Wore Today: sneakers cause I’m sneaky
Your Weakness: brunettes with eyes that can melt your soul
Your Fears: not living my life
Your Perfect Pizza: a free one
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: get up on stage and perform
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: sexytime
Thoughts First Waking Up: am I dead? pity
Your Best Physical Feature: I do good eyes and before it started falling out I had nice hair
Your Bedtime: when most people start getting up
Your Most Missed Memory: the swiss alps
Pepsi or Coke: coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: burger king
Single or Group Dates: single
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate. what kind of sicko likes vanilla?
Tea or Coffee: Coffee, I inject it daily
Do you Smoke: nope
Do you Swear: yup
Do you Sing?: round the house
Do you dance?: sometimes
Do you Shower Daily: mostly
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: been there done everything
Do you want to get Married: maybe
Do you want children?: I think I may want sprog rats one day
Do you believe in yourself: yeah nobody else is
Do you get Motion Sickness: once on hovercraft
Do you think you are Attractive: there are things abut me that are attractive is that a good enough non answer
Are you a Health Freak: I used to run 5ks a day I’d like to get back to doing that
Do you get along with your Parents: when I don’t see them, yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: love them
Do you play an Instrument: used to play cello
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes!
In the past month have you Smoked: nope
In the past month have you>In the past month have you been on Drugs: often
In the past month have you gone on a Date: nope.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yep my newsagent is in one
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: maybe, not too sure, sometimes days go missing
In the past month have you been on Stage: nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: hell yeah, I was drunk last night
Ever been called a Tease: often
Ever been Beaten up: yep
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: don’t really think of it that often, I know it will happen one day, probably sooner rather than later the way I live.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: happier
What country would you most like to Visit: Spain

In a Boy/Girl.
Favourite Eye Color: Big Brown eyes
Favourite Hair Color: brown, sandy blonde
Short or Long Hair: don’t really care about hair
Height: 5’8 and above
Weight: size 10 to 14
Best Clothing Style: floral dresses rock
Number of Drugs I have taken: most of them

Number of CDs I own: 700 or so maybe more
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: nothing I wouldn’t be me without all the mistakes and the pain.
I would like you on
A long black leash
I would parade you
Down the high street
You've got the attraction
You've got the pulling power
Walk my little doggy
Walk my little sex dwarf
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kikisfishy
Jul 17 2007, 08:16 AM
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: pass my accounts cource

1) You wouldn't even get the mark for spelling your name right :D

kikisfishy
Jul 17 2007, 08:16 AM
do we have to send in 2 passport photos too?


2) For you, we will make the exception ... we are trying to attract people to join, not scare them to death!
Went to the JobCentre today, and the Army were there going "Be the Best" ... now T-Mobile just told me I didn't have the qualifications to sell phones, Microsoft said I didn't have the qualifications to answer the phones, and the Army want to let me loose with a machine gun?
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Name: Rob Cope
Birthday: 2-23-1953
Birth Place: Gary, indiana
Current Location: Eagle River, Wisconsin
Eye Color: Hazel
Height: 6' 03'
Righty or Lefty: Left
Heritage: American
Shoes I have on today: mocassins
Weakness: sweets
Fears: Kimodo Dragons
Favorite Pizza: Cheese, Sausage, Green Pepper, Mushrooms
Goal: To make it through today
Most overused line on instant messenger: Forgetaboutit
Thoughts upon waking up: Am I still in this world?
Best physical feature: Are you fuckin' kidding?
Bedtime: Already?
Most Missed memory: What did I have for breakfast?
Pepsi or Coke: Budweiser
McDonalds or Burger King: Dairy Queen
Single or group date: Both hands!
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Tea or Coffee: Coffee
Smoke?: Nope
Swear?: Yep
Sing? Yep
Dance: Nope
Shower daily?: Yep
Ever been in love?: Every day
Married?: Yep
Children?: Nope
Believe in yourself?: Oh yeah
Ever get motion sickness?: I'm afraid so. Going out on the "barf boat" next month.
Do you find yourself attractive?: Fresh!
Are you a health freak?: Not in the least
Do I get along with my parents?: They're both deceased...yes
Do you like thunderstorms?: Not when they're violent
Do you play an instrument? Guitar, badly
Do you drink alcohol? Yes
Do you smoke?: No
Have you used drugs in the last 6 months?: No
Have you been on a date in the last 6 months?: Sure
Have you been to a mall in the last 6 months? No
Have you eaten a package of Oreos in the last month?: No
Sushi?: Are you out of your fucking mind?
Ever performed on stage?: Yes, I sang Zeppelin in a bar once.
Ever been dumped? Yeah
Ever go skinny dipping lately?: Actually, yes
Ever stolen anything?: No, I'm clean.
Ever been drunk?: Is this a trick question?
Are you a tease?: No
Ever been beaten up?: Too many times.
Ever shoplift? No
How do you want to die? At age 106, shot to death by a jealous husband.
What do you want to be when you grow up? Dead
What country would you like to visit? Iceland

Boy/Girl
Eye color: green
Hair color: red
Short or long hair?: What the hell's the difference once the head's blown off?
Height: Short enough to rest my drink on her head
Weight: About that much
Clothing style: I like my women naked.

What drugs have you taken in the last 6 months? Too many to discuss
How many CD's do you own? About 150...plus 700 LP's
How many piercings? None
How many tattoos?: None
What things do you most regret?: Nothing...it's all been done.
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy.
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where are the rest of you? POST OR BAN!!!!
I would like you on
A long black leash
I would parade you
Down the high street
You've got the attraction
You've got the pulling power
Walk my little doggy
Walk my little sex dwarf
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rc.cope
Jul 17 2007, 09:25 AM
Ever stolen anything?: No, I'm clean.
Ever shoplift? No


Interesting, as I believe every person steals - as a child. What kid hasn't slipped a piece of candy or a small toy into his pocket during a boring drag through a store? (especially in the days before electronic tagging when it was so damn easy to walk out with some small thing)

Rob can you honestly say that you never ever took a piece of bubble gum or yanked an apple from a neighbor's tree? If you are as clean as you say then the Pope needs to put you on the sainthood train! :2cool:
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I am cleaner than the pope. You could trust me in the sack with your wife...naked.
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy.
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The very image of you in bed with my wife, naked, sends my mind to some mighty strange places, and not merely because I don't have a wife.

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Oh, and by the way, I understood your use of the word pope just now in the general sense, as referring to the idealized notion of what we expect of a pope. I suspect this particular pope might not be quite so clean. (were any of them?)

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Heh, I didn't necessarily imply that the pope was clean...I just said that I was cleaner. :D
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy.
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So you weren't a member of the Hitler Youth?
Went to the JobCentre today, and the Army were there going "Be the Best" ... now T-Mobile just told me I didn't have the qualifications to sell phones, Microsoft said I didn't have the qualifications to answer the phones, and the Army want to let me loose with a machine gun?
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No, why? Is this new pope a Nazi? No matters to me. I've never given the pope much thought.
I wouldn't mind having a popemobile...or pope on a rope...or a popesickle...or a popepeil pocket fisherman... :vhappy:
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy.
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my fridge has poly-pope-lyne in it.

Yeah, he was in the Hitler Youth, but more forced than wanted to be in there.
Went to the JobCentre today, and the Army were there going "Be the Best" ... now T-Mobile just told me I didn't have the qualifications to sell phones, Microsoft said I didn't have the qualifications to answer the phones, and the Army want to let me loose with a machine gun?
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