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Topic Started: Jul 17 2007, 12:15 AM (628 Views)
rc.cope
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Ade
Jul 31 2007, 01:17 PM
.yeah, he was in the Hitler Youth, but more forced than wanted to be in there.

Oh gee, I feel so much better knowing that.
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy.
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Dr Gonzo
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where is mr ali??????????????

i was in the hitler youth once.....
I would like you on
A long black leash
I would parade you
Down the high street
You've got the attraction
You've got the pulling power
Walk my little doggy
Walk my little sex dwarf
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Ali
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Name: Alastair Timothy
Birthday: 20 Oct 50
Birthplace: Oxford
Current Location: Totnes
Eye Color: Dark brown
Hair Color: Dark brown (and white these days)
Height: 5'8"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Half and half, in some things ambidextrous
Your Heritage: quarter Scottish/ quarter English/ half Austro-Hungarian
The Shoes You Wore Today: Sandals
Your Weakness: Which one? (There are so many!)
Your Fears: Something bad happening to my children
Your Perfect Pizza: Mozarella, tomatoes, anchovies, lots of black olives
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: To help my daughter find her perfect home
Thoughts First Waking Up: Magic! I'm still breathing!
Your Best Physical Feature: Who knows?
Your Bedtime: Very variable
Your Most Missed Memory: It's about six years now since I had a holiday
Pepsi or Coke: Neither
MacDonalds or Burger King: Neither
Single or Group Dates: Single
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Tea or Coffee: Tea
Do you Smoke: Not for ten years
Do you Swear: When the situation warrants it
Do you Sing?: Oh yes!
Do you dance?: Try and stop me!
Do you Shower Daily: No.
Have you Been in Love: Yes.
Do you want to go to College: Done that
Do you want to get Married: Done that, so probably not
Do you want children?: Done that, but could no doubt handle more!
Do you believe in yourself: Totally! (If I don't who else will?)
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: Sometimes
Are you a Health Freak: No
Do you get along with your Parents: Did
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes
Do you play an Instrument: Yes
In the past month have you Drunk Alcohol: Yes
In the past month have you Smoked: No
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Yes
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: No
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: What the hell are Oreos?
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: Yes
Ever been called a Tease: Probably not
Ever been Beaten up: Only by women!
Ever Shoplifted: Yes
How do you want to Die: Later
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Better at everything
What country would you most like to Visit: Mali

In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue or green or grey
Favourite Hair Color: Fair
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: My height or taller
Weight: Not too heavy
Best Clothing Style: Whatever suits

Number of Drugs I have taken: A lot
Number of CDs I own: No idea
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I regret a few silly things I didn't do, but none of the silly things I did do!


Now I'll go and read everyone else's posts! :blink:
Now you're sittin' on a Paris train, laughing at your own jokes again
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Dr Gonzo
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two things worry me in your post ali

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Ever Beaten Anyone Up: Only women!


I'm shocked! :(


BUT THIS IS THE MOST DISTRUBING THING I HAVE EVER READ!!!!!!!

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Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla


YOU FREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!








:peace: :D
I would like you on
A long black leash
I would parade you
Down the high street
You've got the attraction
You've got the pulling power
Walk my little doggy
Walk my little sex dwarf
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Ali
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Dr Gonzo
Jul 31 2007, 05:20 PM
two things worry me in your post ali

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Ever Beaten Anyone Up: Only women!


I'm shocked! :(


BUT THIS IS THE MOST DISTRUBING THING I HAVE EVER READ!!!!!!!

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Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla


YOU FREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!








:peace: :D



I am a freak, natch, but I get beaten up by women, not the other way around!

(I am a very aggravating freak, obviously, and I get involved with feisty women.)

:lol:

[I prefer it when they fight each other over me, but sooner or later I am the one they try to murder!]

:(

Now you're sittin' on a Paris train, laughing at your own jokes again
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juddmike
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Some more fodder for bad jokes from the peanut gallery ...

Name: Michael J
Birthday: 17-Dec-1966 (works anywhere in the world, even here in the US)
Birthplace: Newcastle, NSW Australia
Current Location: Eagle, ID USA (just outside Boise)
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'9"
Right Handed or Left Handed: dexter
Your Heritage: 50% Aussie (Essex ancestry), 25% Welsh, 25% unknown (suspected to be Spanish, grandma claims to be related to Gen. Franco)
The Shoes You Wore Today: Crocs
Your Weakness: Coffee and anything designed to be washed down by same
Your Fears: Heights more than 3' above floor level
Your Perfect Pizza: ham and pineapple
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: get the bike and/ or golf clubs out of the garage, lose 20 pounds
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: ;)
Thoughts First Waking Up: oh, no, not again
Your Best Physical Feature: best ask my wife that one
Your Bedtime: pass out from exhaustion sometime after 10.30pm
Your Most Missed Memory: having money left over at the end of the month
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Neither - give me an Aussie fish-and-chip-shop burger with pineapple and beetroot anytime
Single or Group Dates: in the day I took them any way they came, couldn't afford to be fussy, mostly single
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Tea or Coffee: coffee
Do you Smoke: never
Do you Swear: too much
Do you Sing?: only at the risk of being beaten up by the wife
Do you dance?: no bloody way, refer previous question
Do you Shower Daily: yes
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: been there, done that, got the t-shirt
Do you want to get Married: too late
Do you want children?: two is plenty
Do you believe in yourself: not enough
Do you get Motion Sickness: not any more
Do you think you are Attractive: less so now than in my younger days
Are you a Health Freak: nope
Do you get along with your Parents: so long as they stay 10,000 miles away, yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: no
Do you play an Instrument: not any more, and never at all competently
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: beer and chateau cardboard
In the past month have you Smoked: never
In the past month have you been on Drugs: just Advil
In the past month have you gone on a Date: nope
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: must have done but I don't recall
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: never, don't like fish
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: never
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: a couple of times, not in quite a few years though
Ever been called a Tease: no
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: quickly and not for a long while yet
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I think I'm there and I happy I am
What country would you most like to Visit: take the kids to see the UK

In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: dark
Favourite Hair Color: dark
Short or Long Hair: no preference
Height: Any from 5' to 7'
Weight: a gentleman never asks
Best Clothing Style: Jeans and button-up shirts
Number of Drugs I have taken: nothing illegal
Number of CDs I own: less than 50
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: a few, but if they hadn't happened I wouldn't be where I am, and that wouldn't be a good thing
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Ade
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juddmike
Aug 1 2007, 11:59 PM
Do you Sing?: only at the risk of being beaten up by the wife

Give the boy Sutherland a call, he's obviously into that ;)

Share the pain and all that.

Some of the answers, quite a few of them Mr. Judd's, cracked me up big time :D

Since Monday, I have been told by more than one person independently, that I have a more than passing resemblance to Jonty, who has just entered the big brother house, including the way I act (minus the farting), and particularly the way I laugh, and the reasons that set him off laughing ... having watched big brother tonight ... I am going to execute some people tomorrow.

Now there's a scary insight into the closed-tight book that is me, for you.
Went to the JobCentre today, and the Army were there going "Be the Best" ... now T-Mobile just told me I didn't have the qualifications to sell phones, Microsoft said I didn't have the qualifications to answer the phones, and the Army want to let me loose with a machine gun?
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Dr Gonzo
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tell them you are. you'll get ladies. i've got a mate who looks like dan vetorrie the kiwi cricketer, so we bought him a kiwi shirt and he tells people they're brothers.
I would like you on
A long black leash
I would parade you
Down the high street
You've got the attraction
You've got the pulling power
Walk my little doggy
Walk my little sex dwarf
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kikisfishy
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and you call me a slap head :P
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Dr Gonzo
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bump
I would like you on
A long black leash
I would parade you
Down the high street
You've got the attraction
You've got the pulling power
Walk my little doggy
Walk my little sex dwarf
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Dr Gonzo
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bumpty bump
I would like you on
A long black leash
I would parade you
Down the high street
You've got the attraction
You've got the pulling power
Walk my little doggy
Walk my little sex dwarf
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