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| rc.cope | Jul 31 2007, 02:38 PM Post #16 |
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Forum HIstorian
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Oh gee, I feel so much better knowing that. |
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| Dr Gonzo | Jul 31 2007, 06:13 PM Post #17 |
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The [s]good[/s] evil Doctor
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where is mr ali?????????????? i was in the hitler youth once..... |
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I would like you on A long black leash I would parade you Down the high street You've got the attraction You've got the pulling power Walk my little doggy Walk my little sex dwarf | |
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| Ali | Jul 31 2007, 06:14 PM Post #18 |
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Ortonologist
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Name: Alastair Timothy Birthday: 20 Oct 50 Birthplace: Oxford Current Location: Totnes Eye Color: Dark brown Hair Color: Dark brown (and white these days) Height: 5'8" Right Handed or Left Handed: Half and half, in some things ambidextrous Your Heritage: quarter Scottish/ quarter English/ half Austro-Hungarian The Shoes You Wore Today: Sandals Your Weakness: Which one? (There are so many!) Your Fears: Something bad happening to my children Your Perfect Pizza: Mozarella, tomatoes, anchovies, lots of black olives Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: To help my daughter find her perfect home Thoughts First Waking Up: Magic! I'm still breathing! Your Best Physical Feature: Who knows? Your Bedtime: Very variable Your Most Missed Memory: It's about six years now since I had a holiday Pepsi or Coke: Neither MacDonalds or Burger King: Neither Single or Group Dates: Single Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla Tea or Coffee: Tea Do you Smoke: Not for ten years Do you Swear: When the situation warrants it Do you Sing?: Oh yes! Do you dance?: Try and stop me! Do you Shower Daily: No. Have you Been in Love: Yes. Do you want to go to College: Done that Do you want to get Married: Done that, so probably not Do you want children?: Done that, but could no doubt handle more! Do you believe in yourself: Totally! (If I don't who else will?) Do you get Motion Sickness: No Do you think you are Attractive: Sometimes Are you a Health Freak: No Do you get along with your Parents: Did Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes Do you play an Instrument: Yes In the past month have you Drunk Alcohol: Yes In the past month have you Smoked: No In the past month have you been on Drugs: Yes In the past month have you gone on a Date: No In the past month have you gone to a Mall: No In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: What the hell are Oreos? In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No In the past month have you been on Stage: No In the past month have you been Dumped: No In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No Ever been Drunk: Yes Ever been called a Tease: Probably not Ever been Beaten up: Only by women! Ever Shoplifted: Yes How do you want to Die: Later What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Better at everything What country would you most like to Visit: Mali In a Boy/Girl.. Favourite Eye Color: Blue or green or grey Favourite Hair Color: Fair Short or Long Hair: Long Height: My height or taller Weight: Not too heavy Best Clothing Style: Whatever suits Number of Drugs I have taken: A lot Number of CDs I own: No idea Number of Piercings: 0 Number of Tattoos: 0 Number of things in my Past I Regret: I regret a few silly things I didn't do, but none of the silly things I did do! Now I'll go and read everyone else's posts! |
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| Dr Gonzo | Jul 31 2007, 06:20 PM Post #19 |
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The [s]good[/s] evil Doctor
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two things worry me in your post ali
I'm shocked! BUT THIS IS THE MOST DISTRUBING THING I HAVE EVER READ!!!!!!!
YOU FREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I would like you on A long black leash I would parade you Down the high street You've got the attraction You've got the pulling power Walk my little doggy Walk my little sex dwarf | |
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| Ali | Jul 31 2007, 06:35 PM Post #20 |
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I am a freak, natch, but I get beaten up by women, not the other way around! (I am a very aggravating freak, obviously, and I get involved with feisty women.) [I prefer it when they fight each other over me, but sooner or later I am the one they try to murder!] |
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| juddmike | Aug 1 2007, 11:59 PM Post #21 |
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The-dogs-whatsits
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Some more fodder for bad jokes from the peanut gallery ... Name: Michael J Birthday: 17-Dec-1966 (works anywhere in the world, even here in the US) Birthplace: Newcastle, NSW Australia Current Location: Eagle, ID USA (just outside Boise) Eye Color: Brown Hair Color: Brown Height: 5'9" Right Handed or Left Handed: dexter Your Heritage: 50% Aussie (Essex ancestry), 25% Welsh, 25% unknown (suspected to be Spanish, grandma claims to be related to Gen. Franco) The Shoes You Wore Today: Crocs Your Weakness: Coffee and anything designed to be washed down by same Your Fears: Heights more than 3' above floor level Your Perfect Pizza: ham and pineapple Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: get the bike and/ or golf clubs out of the garage, lose 20 pounds Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Thoughts First Waking Up: oh, no, not again Your Best Physical Feature: best ask my wife that one Your Bedtime: pass out from exhaustion sometime after 10.30pm Your Most Missed Memory: having money left over at the end of the month Pepsi or Coke: Coke MacDonalds or Burger King: Neither - give me an Aussie fish-and-chip-shop burger with pineapple and beetroot anytime Single or Group Dates: in the day I took them any way they came, couldn't afford to be fussy, mostly single Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate Tea or Coffee: coffee Do you Smoke: never Do you Swear: too much Do you Sing?: only at the risk of being beaten up by the wife Do you dance?: no bloody way, refer previous question Do you Shower Daily: yes Have you Been in Love: yes Do you want to go to College: been there, done that, got the t-shirt Do you want to get Married: too late Do you want children?: two is plenty Do you believe in yourself: not enough Do you get Motion Sickness: not any more Do you think you are Attractive: less so now than in my younger days Are you a Health Freak: nope Do you get along with your Parents: so long as they stay 10,000 miles away, yes Do you like Thunderstorms: no Do you play an Instrument: not any more, and never at all competently In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: beer and chateau cardboard In the past month have you Smoked: never In the past month have you been on Drugs: just Advil In the past month have you gone on a Date: nope In the past month have you gone to a Mall: must have done but I don't recall In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no In the past month have you eaten Sushi: never, don't like fish In the past month have you been on Stage: no In the past month have you been Dumped: no In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: never In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no Ever been Drunk: a couple of times, not in quite a few years though Ever been called a Tease: no Ever been Beaten up: no Ever Shoplifted: no How do you want to Die: quickly and not for a long while yet What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I think I'm there and I happy I am What country would you most like to Visit: take the kids to see the UK In a Boy/Girl.. Favourite Eye Color: dark Favourite Hair Color: dark Short or Long Hair: no preference Height: Any from 5' to 7' Weight: a gentleman never asks Best Clothing Style: Jeans and button-up shirts Number of Drugs I have taken: nothing illegal Number of CDs I own: less than 50 Number of Piercings: 0 Number of Tattoos: 0 Number of things in my Past I Regret: a few, but if they hadn't happened I wouldn't be where I am, and that wouldn't be a good thing |
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| Ade | Aug 2 2007, 12:21 AM Post #22 |
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Give the boy Sutherland a call, he's obviously into that Share the pain and all that. Some of the answers, quite a few of them Mr. Judd's, cracked me up big time Since Monday, I have been told by more than one person independently, that I have a more than passing resemblance to Jonty, who has just entered the big brother house, including the way I act (minus the farting), and particularly the way I laugh, and the reasons that set him off laughing ... having watched big brother tonight ... I am going to execute some people tomorrow. Now there's a scary insight into the closed-tight book that is me, for you. |
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Went to the JobCentre today, and the Army were there going "Be the Best" ... now T-Mobile just told me I didn't have the qualifications to sell phones, Microsoft said I didn't have the qualifications to answer the phones, and the Army want to let me loose with a machine gun? | |
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| Dr Gonzo | Aug 2 2007, 04:20 AM Post #23 |
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The [s]good[/s] evil Doctor
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tell them you are. you'll get ladies. i've got a mate who looks like dan vetorrie the kiwi cricketer, so we bought him a kiwi shirt and he tells people they're brothers. |
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I would like you on A long black leash I would parade you Down the high street You've got the attraction You've got the pulling power Walk my little doggy Walk my little sex dwarf | |
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| kikisfishy | Aug 2 2007, 06:41 PM Post #24 |
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Beth-anorak
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| Dr Gonzo | Aug 13 2007, 05:01 PM Post #25 |
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The [s]good[/s] evil Doctor
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bump |
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I would like you on A long black leash I would parade you Down the high street You've got the attraction You've got the pulling power Walk my little doggy Walk my little sex dwarf | |
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| Dr Gonzo | Aug 16 2007, 05:45 AM Post #26 |
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bumpty bump |
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I would like you on A long black leash I would parade you Down the high street You've got the attraction You've got the pulling power Walk my little doggy Walk my little sex dwarf | |
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