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T-shirt ban
Topic Started: Aug 13 2007, 11:03 AM (323 Views)
kikisfishy
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Beth-anorak
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Becareful what you wear, ive seen and probably worn t-shirt worse than that
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Dr Gonzo
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is the fine for the T shirt or for being that ugly?
I would like you on
A long black leash
I would parade you
Down the high street
You've got the attraction
You've got the pulling power
Walk my little doggy
Walk my little sex dwarf
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Ali
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I was nearly refused admission to Beth's gig at Hay-on-Wye last year by a bouncer who took exception to my Martha Wainwright 'Bloody Mother Fucking Asshole' T-shirt (this after I had been number one in the queue for the previous five hours!) until I pointed out that it was the title of a record by Beth's best friend!

Phew ... lordy, lordy!! :lol:

Now you're sittin' on a Paris train, laughing at your own jokes again
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Ali
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I have another interesting T-shirt, bearing portraits of Dubya, Saddam and Osama, and 'Love makes the world go round' or some such legend!

This, bought in Thailand a few years ago & a gift from my jokey daughter, I have never had the nerve to wear, on any occasion. I have a strong intuition it could get me into all kinds of trouble almost any place on the planet!

:ph43r: :ph43r: :ph43r:

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Dr Gonzo
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bouncers can be bastards!
I would like you on
A long black leash
I would parade you
Down the high street
You've got the attraction
You've got the pulling power
Walk my little doggy
Walk my little sex dwarf
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Dr Gonzo
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i threw a guy out on the weekend cause he wouldn't stop going on and on about his sister and how her evil boyfriend was trying to fuck her on her birthday. what an arsehole
I would like you on
A long black leash
I would parade you
Down the high street
You've got the attraction
You've got the pulling power
Walk my little doggy
Walk my little sex dwarf
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TJ
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Quote:
 
"However, using offensive, abusive, or insulting language is an offence under the Public Order Act, which also applies to such language appearing in print."


If this were consistently enforced, the entire country would be behind bars (and Wales would get the death penalty).
"Happy Hallucinations, Honeys!"
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Ade
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What the fuck you talking about, Willis? :D
Went to the JobCentre today, and the Army were there going "Be the Best" ... now T-Mobile just told me I didn't have the qualifications to sell phones, Microsoft said I didn't have the qualifications to answer the phones, and the Army want to let me loose with a machine gun?
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Walrus
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Wow, and I thought the idiots in my country were uptight.
-Steve C.
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rc.cope
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My favorite t shirt is "I Know Jack Shit."
I think I'll break it out and wear it tomorrow.
Up here in Packerland, a Minnesota Vikings or Chicago Bears tshirt would get you into more hot water than "Don't Piss Me Off." :vhappy:
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy.
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Ade
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My favourite ever is:

"I'm a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up"
Went to the JobCentre today, and the Army were there going "Be the Best" ... now T-Mobile just told me I didn't have the qualifications to sell phones, Microsoft said I didn't have the qualifications to answer the phones, and the Army want to let me loose with a machine gun?
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kikisfishy
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my nan got me a 'happiness is a warm pussy', dont think she got it
bout as bad as i get now is my 'everyone loves animals, there so tasty'
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Ade
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People
Eat
Tasty
Animals
Went to the JobCentre today, and the Army were there going "Be the Best" ... now T-Mobile just told me I didn't have the qualifications to sell phones, Microsoft said I didn't have the qualifications to answer the phones, and the Army want to let me loose with a machine gun?
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Dr Gonzo
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mine is

ladies don't spit
I would like you on
A long black leash
I would parade you
Down the high street
You've got the attraction
You've got the pulling power
Walk my little doggy
Walk my little sex dwarf
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Scipio
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I'm just amazed that getting an £80 fine would prevent him from gaining citizenship. (yikes)

I have a shirt I have not yet had the occasion or the courage to wear: a blood red shirt with a face in black that is clearly meant to be Jesus Christ, and if you look close you see he has vampire fangs.
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