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| Tweet Topic Started: Oct 5 2007, 10:13 PM (712 Views) | |
| Ali | Oct 5 2007, 11:10 PM Post #16 |
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I was there for months, living on a diet of the above, and I forgot all about Vitamin C, so I came down with scurvy, of all things! You'll be just fine if you remember fresh fruit & veg as well as the dairy-based comfort food! |
| Now you're sittin' on a Paris train, laughing at your own jokes again | |
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| Ade | Oct 5 2007, 11:19 PM Post #17 |
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Beth-prophet
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On that page, there is a link ... http://www.ignatzmice.com/ I was looking for information on the Red Light District I clicked the second link down on the left
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Went to the JobCentre today, and the Army were there going "Be the Best" ... now T-Mobile just told me I didn't have the qualifications to sell phones, Microsoft said I didn't have the qualifications to answer the phones, and the Army want to let me loose with a machine gun? | |
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| streppy | Oct 5 2007, 11:25 PM Post #18 |
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:rolleyes: Staying not far fromthere actually. |
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| Ade | Oct 5 2007, 11:27 PM Post #19 |
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I wouldn't go shopping in the local Ann Summers' then ... someone could look through the window and that could lead to all sorts of "new business opportunities" |
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Went to the JobCentre today, and the Army were there going "Be the Best" ... now T-Mobile just told me I didn't have the qualifications to sell phones, Microsoft said I didn't have the qualifications to answer the phones, and the Army want to let me loose with a machine gun? | |
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| Ali | Oct 5 2007, 11:28 PM Post #20 |
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I think we should all go to Amsterdam for a child-free holiday!!
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| streppy | Oct 5 2007, 11:30 PM Post #21 |
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The trip's for "High Culture", I tell you... and chips and mayonnaise
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| TJ | Oct 6 2007, 07:20 AM Post #22 |
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So when I call you a "limey" it is literally true?
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| Ali | Oct 6 2007, 08:13 AM Post #23 |
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Yup!
There's nothing like a nice lime!Scurvy, however, isn't funny at all. I had inch-wide boils all over my body. ![]() |
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| TJ | Oct 6 2007, 08:30 AM Post #24 |
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If you're going to reenact your naval traditions, stick with rum, buggery, and the lash!
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| Dr Gonzo | Oct 6 2007, 08:58 AM Post #25 |
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tell us more Ali!!!!!!!! please!!!!!! |
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I would like you on A long black leash I would parade you Down the high street You've got the attraction You've got the pulling power Walk my little doggy Walk my little sex dwarf | |
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| Ali | Oct 7 2007, 08:04 AM Post #26 |
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Ah ... it's a long story ... which I will no doubt tell some time, but not today or tomorrow because I'm in transit again. I'll try & get it together next week.
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| Dr Gonzo | Oct 7 2007, 11:20 AM Post #27 |
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YAY!!!!!!!!!!! |
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I would like you on A long black leash I would parade you Down the high street You've got the attraction You've got the pulling power Walk my little doggy Walk my little sex dwarf | |
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| rc.cope | Oct 7 2007, 02:10 PM Post #28 |
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Knock knock! Who's there? Amsterdam Amsterdam who? Amsterdam high I forgot to take my vitamin C
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| sandad42 | Oct 8 2007, 11:13 AM Post #29 |
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| TJ | Oct 12 2007, 07:36 PM Post #30 |
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It looks like you'd better load up on mushrooms while you still can. |
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