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Things to do in Amsterdam
Topic Started: Oct 5 2007, 10:13 PM (712 Views)
Ali
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:lol:

I was there for months, living on a diet of the above, and I forgot all about Vitamin C, so I came down with scurvy, of all things!

You'll be just fine if you remember fresh fruit & veg as well as the dairy-based comfort food!

:D
Now you're sittin' on a Paris train, laughing at your own jokes again
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Ade
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On that page, there is a link ...

http://www.ignatzmice.com/

I was looking for information on the Red Light District

I clicked the second link down on the left :D
Went to the JobCentre today, and the Army were there going "Be the Best" ... now T-Mobile just told me I didn't have the qualifications to sell phones, Microsoft said I didn't have the qualifications to answer the phones, and the Army want to let me loose with a machine gun?
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streppy
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:rolleyes:

Staying not far fromthere actually.
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I wouldn't go shopping in the local Ann Summers' then ... someone could look through the window and that could lead to all sorts of "new business opportunities"
Went to the JobCentre today, and the Army were there going "Be the Best" ... now T-Mobile just told me I didn't have the qualifications to sell phones, Microsoft said I didn't have the qualifications to answer the phones, and the Army want to let me loose with a machine gun?
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Ali
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I think we should all go to Amsterdam for a child-free holiday!! :D


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The trip's for "High Culture", I tell you... and chips and mayonnaise :D
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Ali
Oct 5 2007, 03:10 PM
:lol:

I was there for months, living on a diet of the above, and I forgot all about Vitamin C, so I came down with scurvy, of all things!

So when I call you a "limey" it is literally true? :D
"Happy Hallucinations, Honeys!"
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Ali
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Yup! :D There's nothing like a nice lime!

Scurvy, however, isn't funny at all. :(


I had inch-wide boils all over my body. (yikes)

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If you're going to reenact your naval traditions, stick with rum, buggery, and the lash! :blink:
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Ali
Oct 5 2007, 10:45 PM
Fairly safe, as there is usually some kind of railing between you and the canal. If you get dizzy you can always dismount and take photos of the wonderful reflections!!

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(I nearly died in Amsterdam btw, from various different causes! :( )

tell us more Ali!!!!!!!! please!!!!!!
I would like you on
A long black leash
I would parade you
Down the high street
You've got the attraction
You've got the pulling power
Walk my little doggy
Walk my little sex dwarf
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Ali
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Ah ... it's a long story ... which I will no doubt tell some time, but not today or tomorrow because I'm in transit again. I'll try & get it together next week. :)

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YAY!!!!!!!!!!!
I would like you on
A long black leash
I would parade you
Down the high street
You've got the attraction
You've got the pulling power
Walk my little doggy
Walk my little sex dwarf
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Knock knock!

Who's there?

Amsterdam

Amsterdam who?

Amsterdam high I forgot to take my vitamin C

:D
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy.
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:urock:
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It looks like you'd better load up on mushrooms while you still can.
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