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| Ade | Oct 20 2007, 12:02 AM Post #1 |
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Couple of days after my mum. Therefore I conclude that all old people are born in late October
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Went to the JobCentre today, and the Army were there going "Be the Best" ... now T-Mobile just told me I didn't have the qualifications to sell phones, Microsoft said I didn't have the qualifications to answer the phones, and the Army want to let me loose with a machine gun? | |
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| Ali | Oct 20 2007, 12:21 AM Post #2 |
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I can see I am going to have a marvelously absurd day, after that piece of weird Welsh logic! :rolleyes: |
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| Ade | Oct 20 2007, 12:24 AM Post #3 |
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Don't forget, in years gone past (as late as last year, in fact), I was a logician! Therefore, I can prove the validity of the statement
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Went to the JobCentre today, and the Army were there going "Be the Best" ... now T-Mobile just told me I didn't have the qualifications to sell phones, Microsoft said I didn't have the qualifications to answer the phones, and the Army want to let me loose with a machine gun? | |
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| Ali | Oct 20 2007, 01:48 AM Post #4 |
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May I then take this opportunity to remind you of the little matter of ... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fallacy#Logical_fallacy ? |
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| TJ | Oct 20 2007, 05:34 AM Post #5 |
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Happy Birthday Ali! Some lickable legs for you:
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| "Happy Hallucinations, Honeys!" | |
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| Ali | Oct 20 2007, 10:16 AM Post #6 |
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Bloody hell! That has seriously made my day ... and it's hardly begun!! |
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| rc.cope | Oct 20 2007, 02:05 PM Post #7 |
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Happy birthday, Ali. That is one sorry looking individual.
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| Ali | Oct 20 2007, 05:42 PM Post #8 |
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Many thanks, my friend! I'm having a lovely special day. (There are more important things than clean hair, you know! ) |
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| rc.cope | Oct 20 2007, 06:40 PM Post #9 |
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You would know. You're the only guy I know who combs his hair with a sponge! That girl looks like a cross between Mick Jagger and my dog!
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| kikisfishy | Oct 20 2007, 06:42 PM Post #10 |
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happy birthday Ali hope the day has been full of creamy goodness hope you wasn't going out for a quiet drink in the pub tonight
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| Ade | Oct 20 2007, 06:50 PM Post #11 |
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It will be quiet when we (every Welshman has become South African for the night) kick holes in you
South Africa expects ... |
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Went to the JobCentre today, and the Army were there going "Be the Best" ... now T-Mobile just told me I didn't have the qualifications to sell phones, Microsoft said I didn't have the qualifications to answer the phones, and the Army want to let me loose with a machine gun? | |
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| Ali | Oct 20 2007, 06:50 PM Post #12 |
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I shall be going out for an extremely noisy drink & to watch the big match, along with squillions of other people! ![]() [How did you know I comb my hair with a sponge, Rob? ] |
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| Ali | Oct 20 2007, 06:55 PM Post #13 |
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There's no need to be like that, Adey! Just because the Welsh have completely forgotten how to kick and run does not mean you have to take it out on us jammy bastards! |
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| rc.cope | Oct 20 2007, 07:02 PM Post #14 |
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When you have a hole in your haicut, that is how the hair is combed.
Speaking of South Africa, I see where Lucky Dube got wasted the other night...right in front of his children!
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| Ali | Oct 20 2007, 11:12 PM Post #15 |
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Bad news that ... South Africa is a pretty dangerous place these days.
That was some rugby match, but it looked like a fix to me. I know a try when I see one, and that was definitely a try. It's just not cricket ... but no doubt there'll be singing in the valleys tonight. :rolleyes: |
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