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Miscellaneous Obscure Beth Pics
Topic Started: Aug 31 2005, 06:08 AM (9,109 Views)
Ade
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Hahah!

You know one of those belly-rolling chuckles that turn into a full blown laugh which you have to stifle at 1.30 in the morning (whilst waiting her her Orton-ness to air on American radio? .... that's what I just came out with ......

Full body wax is it? Eh? Eh?
Went to the JobCentre today, and the Army were there going "Be the Best" ... now T-Mobile just told me I didn't have the qualifications to sell phones, Microsoft said I didn't have the qualifications to answer the phones, and the Army want to let me loose with a machine gun?
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Just put me in her driver's seat :D
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy.
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Just came across this photo... a little more subdued than the last few we've seen.


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'Where's the vinyl?'
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That's a butter wouldn't melt look, if I've ever seen one
Went to the JobCentre today, and the Army were there going "Be the Best" ... now T-Mobile just told me I didn't have the qualifications to sell phones, Microsoft said I didn't have the qualifications to answer the phones, and the Army want to let me loose with a machine gun?
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. . . . . . are those little crinkles around the eyes sexy or what . . . . ?
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yep
Went to the JobCentre today, and the Army were there going "Be the Best" ... now T-Mobile just told me I didn't have the qualifications to sell phones, Microsoft said I didn't have the qualifications to answer the phones, and the Army want to let me loose with a machine gun?
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Compare the above "wrinkle" photo, and the "Patti Smith" one, with the "Blue Blouse" one and the "Hertz" photos. The first two mentioned are not 'touched up' and show Beth's 'wear-and-tear', whereas the others have been airbrushed and show her as 'flawless'.

Personally, I prefer the unimproved look - much sexier, I reckon.



BTW - regarding the new photos on bethorton.co.uk. I think the one that is second from the left on the top row is niptastic
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*click to expand*

Make your own jokes about the t-shirt

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Went to the JobCentre today, and the Army were there going "Be the Best" ... now T-Mobile just told me I didn't have the qualifications to sell phones, Microsoft said I didn't have the qualifications to answer the phones, and the Army want to let me loose with a machine gun?
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Ade, am I missing something? That photo you put up in (I think) page 3 of this topic is not the one you have previously not put up as it shows everything is it? As to me, it doesn't show a lot (well, enough obviously, but not everything).
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Ade
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Can you post the post number? click on "Posted" at the top left corner of the post you're talking about.

Page 3 very much depends how many posts you display per page. I use 50, but I think the default is 30.
Went to the JobCentre today, and the Army were there going "Be the Best" ... now T-Mobile just told me I didn't have the qualifications to sell phones, Microsoft said I didn't have the qualifications to answer the phones, and the Army want to let me loose with a machine gun?
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Ade
Jul 5 2006, 03:52 PM
Can you post the post number? click on "Posted" at the top left corner of the post you're talking about.

Page 3 very much depends how many posts you display per page. I use 50, but I think the default is 30.

Hi Ade, It was this post by you

Jan 30 2006, 05:08 PM


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I mean of the post with the picture I am meant to be looking at. :)
Went to the JobCentre today, and the Army were there going "Be the Best" ... now T-Mobile just told me I didn't have the qualifications to sell phones, Microsoft said I didn't have the qualifications to answer the phones, and the Army want to let me loose with a machine gun?
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Ade
Jan 30 2006, 05:08 PM
Toby says yuck, horrible

I haven't put tags around it, so if you don't want to see ... don't click!

http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/1663/ortonbeth0013up.jpg

If you want specifics... javascript:emoticon(':)')
smilie

Here you go!
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Blimey, I don't even remember posting that now.

I'd hazard a guess that "maybe" it was the picture I put up. I can't think what else it would be :unsure:
Went to the JobCentre today, and the Army were there going "Be the Best" ... now T-Mobile just told me I didn't have the qualifications to sell phones, Microsoft said I didn't have the qualifications to answer the phones, and the Army want to let me loose with a machine gun?
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That's one of my faves
Went to the JobCentre today, and the Army were there going "Be the Best" ... now T-Mobile just told me I didn't have the qualifications to sell phones, Microsoft said I didn't have the qualifications to answer the phones, and the Army want to let me loose with a machine gun?
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