Welcome Guest [Log In] [Register]
Assalamoalaikum, We hope you will enjoy your visit here.

Join our community!

If you're already a member please log in to your account to access all of our features:

Username:   Password:
Add Reply
How To Identify The Cities Of Pakistan
Topic Started: Sep 16 2004, 07:39 PM (135 Views)
Ahmaq
Member Avatar
Hum sa ho to saamnay a'ay
Admins
How to identify the City of Pakistan by observing a Street Brawl

Scenario 1

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along,
then a fourth and they start fighting and arguing about who's
right.

You are in Peshawar !


Scenario 2

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along,
sees them and walks on.

That's Rawalpindi !

Scenario 3

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along &
tries to make peace. The first two get together & beat
him up.

Quetta !

Scenario 4

Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy
comes along and quietly opens a chaii/lassi stall ---

That's anywhere in Lahore!

Scenario 5

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along,
then a fourth and they start to figure out an
algorithm to solve the fight, without actually
getting involved; making sure they earn a lot of
foreign currency for the state

Then you are in Islamabad !

Scenario 6
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes and then a
fourth and then the fifth and so on ... And without
knowing the reason they start beating both the guys
and says "Bahot dino baad haath dhone ko mila"

That's Karachi of course !

Posted by Famous Ajnabi!
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Deleted User
Deleted User

lolz
Quote Post Goto Top
 
Thefire1
Member Avatar
Experienced Uncle/Anti
[ *  *  *  *  *  *  *  *  *  *  *  * ]
Asalaam-o-Alaikum

Thats a nice osbervation!

Lets add something else to karachi..

Two guys are fighting and one is beating the other one so badly but the other one instead of beating keeps saying "Ab kai maar kai dekh" (Then u r in Karachi)

Two guys are fighting and gather a large crowd suddenly someone ask a person from the audience to ask those fighters to STOP the fight and he replies by saying "KURO FAIDO" (Then u r in Karachi)

POSTED by thefire1 :D

Good Luck

ALLAH HAFIZ
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Ahmaq
Member Avatar
Hum sa ho to saamnay a'ay
Admins
lolz munna: bean: pagal ganjay
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Deleted User
Deleted User

lolz.....nice ahmaq :D...
r u a MEMON LOLZZZ :D
Quote Post Goto Top
 
Thefire1
Member Avatar
Experienced Uncle/Anti
[ *  *  *  *  *  *  *  *  *  *  *  * ]
Asalaam-o-Alaikum

Yeh aap humain kiya kiya ILQABAAT sai nawaaz rahay hain, Ganja, mouta, Pagal aur pata nahin kiya kiya...

Ganja, Pagal, Ahmaq, Mouta, ................................!
Kitnay hisson Main But Kar Reh gayi Hai Meri Zindagi~ :unsure:
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Ahmaq
Member Avatar
Hum sa ho to saamnay a'ay
Admins
devilz_angel
Sep 17 2004, 04:19 PM
lolz.....nice ahmaq :D...
r u a MEMON LOLZZZ :D

meri kis baat per lolz?

aur memon ka kia chakker hay?
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Ahmaq
Member Avatar
Hum sa ho to saamnay a'ay
Admins
thefire1
Sep 17 2004, 08:10 PM
Asalaam-o-Alaikum

Yeh aap humain kiya kiya ILQABAAT sai nawaaz rahay hain, Ganja, mouta, Pagal aur pata nahin kiya kiya...

Ganja, Pagal, Ahmaq, Mouta, ................................!
Kitnay hisson Main But Kar Reh gayi Hai Meri Zindagi~ :unsure:

bohot he kam logonko yeh moqa mayassir aatahay zindagi main.

btw, aapko konsa laqab achcha laga?
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Thefire1
Member Avatar
Experienced Uncle/Anti
[ *  *  *  *  *  *  *  *  *  *  *  * ]
JO aap ko pasand woh humain pasand, aap ki khushi main hum KHUSH.. aap ko bataya tou tha pehlay aap bhool jaldi jaatay hoo! huh
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Ahmaq
Member Avatar
Hum sa ho to saamnay a'ay
Admins
haan yeh to hay! mujhay jo kuch pasand hay woh waqtan fawaqtan batata rahoonga!

ok you start a new topic on Introduction section "Aapki weaknesses"

main wahan per likhoonga kay main bhool bhulakkar hoon. seriously!
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
1 user reading this topic (1 Guest and 0 Anonymous)
Go to Next Page
« Previous Topic · Halla Gulla · Next Topic »
Add Reply