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BEST PROOF TECHNIQUES; Methods for getting ppl to believe u! :)
Topic Started: Sep 28 2004, 12:23 AM (114 Views)
Thefire1
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aoa:

Proof Techniques

Methods for getting people to believe you (as good as, if not
better than, proof).

A collection of proof techniques that
will prove invaluable to both mathematicians and members of
the general public.

PROOF TECHNIQUE #1 - 'Proof By Induction'

1. Obtain a large power transformer.
2. Find someone who does not believe your theorem.
3. Get this person to hold the terminals on the HV side of the
transformer.
4. Apply 25000 volts AC to the LV side of the transformer.
5. Repeat step (4) until they agree with the theorem.

lolz lolz

PS: You can surely add your techniques that how u will make ppl beleive in you lolz
Good Luck

ALLAH HAFIZ
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What Happened Humaria,, Yeh kahan kai chakar laga rahi hain aap lolz
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Humaria nahi Humaira :munna:
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thefire1
Sep 28 2004, 12:23 AM
aoa:

Proof Techniques

Methods for getting people to believe you (as good as, if not
better than, proof).

A collection of proof techniques that
will prove invaluable to both mathematicians and members of
the general public.

PROOF TECHNIQUE #1 - 'Proof By Induction'

1. Obtain a large power transformer.
2. Find someone who does not believe your theorem.
3. Get this person to hold the terminals on the HV side of the
transformer.
4. Apply 25000 volts AC to the LV side of the transformer.
5. Repeat step (4) until they agree with the theorem.

lolz lolz

PS: You can surely add your techniques that how u will make ppl beleive in you lolz
Good Luck

ALLAH HAFIZ

kitnay part hain is main?

nice topic

keep it up
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aoa:

OK BABA HUMAIRA huh

AHMAQ there are many

Here is one more Technique:

PROOF TECHNIQUE #2 - 'Proof By Contradiction'

1. State your theorem.
2. Wait for someone to disagree.
3. Contradict them.
lolz

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ALLAH HAFIZ
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next please
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Here I go

PROOF TECHNIQUE #3 - Fire Proof

1. Summon all your inferiors for a departmental meeting.
2. Present your theorem.
3. Fire those who disagree.


lolz
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what about superiors?
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lolz....tht iz so stupidd..
but itz funny :D
hahaha :D
i'll try it someday !
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