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Topic Started: May 1 2005, 03:03 PM (159 Views)
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If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the
batteries are flat?

Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know
there is not enough?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion
stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you
throw a revolver at him?

Why did Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word... lisp?

What is the speed of darkness?

Are there specially reserved parking spaces for "normal" people at
the Special Olympics?

If you send someone 'Styrofoam' how do you pack it?

If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice
as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

If it's true that we are here to help others, what are the others
doing here?

Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem
longer?

If someone with a split personality threatens to commit suicide, is
it a hostage situation?

Do you cry under water?

Why don't they make mouse flavoured cat food?

How important does a person have to be before they are considered
assassinated instead of just murdered?

Before the drawing board was invented, what did they go back to?

If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it
would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in
binoculars to look at things on the ground?

Why is abbreviation such a long word?
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sorry: I cant
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think: think: think: uff uff uff uff uff kahan kahan se late hain dhoond ke lolz
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lagta hay aapko samjh aagaya lolz

daikh lain aaplogon k liay kia kia papar bailnay pertay hain
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are aap ne paper banaye hamain khilaye bhi nahin yeh to achii baat nahin hai hamain bhi chaye paper lolz lolz lolz
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abhee to sirif bailay hain. kia kachchay he khiladoon banderyah ko lolz
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to tal ke khilayen na kia ker rahe hain itnii dair se bas batain hi bana rahe hain lolz lolz lolz
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COOK:
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abhi tak bana hi rahen hain aap to bht hi dheere kaam kerte hain think:
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