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i knew a guy who knew a girl
Topic Started: Oct 31 2005, 05:53 PM (66 Views)
Ahmaq
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I knew a someone from our uni who was so stupid that.......



she called me to get my phone
number.

she spent 20 minutes looking at the
orange juice box because it said



"concentrate."






she put lipstick on her forehead
because she wanted to make up her
mind.





she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical
order.





she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.





she tried to drown a fish.






she thought a quarterback was a
refund.





she got locked in a grocery store and
starved to death.









she tripped over a cordless phone.





she took a ruler to bed to see how long
she
slept.



she studied for a blood test.











she thought Meow Mix was a CD for
cats.





when she heard that 90% of all crimes
occur around the home,



she
moved.





when she missed the 44 bus, she took
the 22 bus twice



instead.




when she took you to the airport and
saw a sign that said



"Airport Left" she turned around and
went home

Just a Joke,

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