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Lenne Perez Springer; The best show you'll ever see
Topic Started: Jun 24 2006, 09:02 PM (390 Views)
Lenne Perez
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(WEEKLY SHOWS IN THIS THREAD, SAME WITH FEED BACK)


JUNE 24TH
Ladies and gentlemen, the show thats better then PLATINUM BLONDE....please welcome your host Lenne Perez Springer. "Promiscuous" hits and Lenne walks down the stairs in the middle of the roaring crowd. She spins around as she walks into one of the rows, in her famous "Miss Bitch" shirt, written in black today with Black leather pants and she raises the mic to her chin

Lenne: WELCOME TO LENNE PEREZ SPRINGER!, Now my guests today have secrets they want to tell their loved ones, now I want all of you to meet the fat lesbian dirty filthy pirate hooker....DeJanay!

DeJanay: WHat did you just say? I'm black, no lesbian, fat, or pirate!

Lenne: You must know that if you're planning to kill my in a drive by, security has your picture

DeJanay: What are you trying to say?

Lenne: nothing besides the fact that I'm guessing you're going to pull a gun out on me, just because of the color of your skin, thats exactly what I'm not trying to say

DeJanay: You bitch!

Lenne: you want to go?! Because you won't be the first Ugly person I've sent to hell!

DeJanay: What did you drown her in the meat vat in Taco Bell?

Lenne: .....Are you calling me mexican?

DeJanay: I don't know, maybe the Taco Bell thing gave it away, or is it just stealing free health care, and leaving your babies at the mall on purpose because there is way to many of them?

Lenne: Oh, thats it, it is on, and believe me you won't be winning this

Lenne walks on stage and DeJanay goes to slap her, Lenne ducks and hits her with a couple of forearms and then she bitch smacks her once and runs and slams her head into the stage, as hard as she could

Lenne: Taco Bell that you stupid bitch

DeJanay's boyfriend Ricky walks out and see's what Lenne just did, and he takes out his cellphone and calls 911

Ricky: I'm calling 911, and then IRS to take your Mexican ass back over the border, before you can cause anymore economic damage to this country

Lenne: The only damage being caused to this country is you wearing pink and purple, and if I called you gay, you'd probabley hit me with your purse as it is anyways

Lenne begins to here sirens in the background as she smiles at the camera

Lenne: No time for a sign off, just I'm getting the hell out of here, because I ain't going to jail, not again!

Lenne runs from the stage and out the doors, and she hops into a car and speeds away from the cops as the camera fades out to the sound of Promiscuous
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HUNTER IS JAY'S BABY'S DADDY
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Lenne Perez
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....Kay....and my guest next week.....CID TURNER?! =D
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Mr. T says: Should have picked the black guy.
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JAY GOLD AND HUNTER
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ALRIGHT LENNE PEREZ IS NOW EVERY OTHER DAY.

"Cameras flash on multiple Angles and it shows Lenne walking down the stairs, in her classic outfit of a Miss Bitch shirt written in red with a black skirt and a red heart on it, and red boots as she smiles and looks around and slaps a few hands in the crowd and she walks up to the stage and climbs into bed, and strips out of her clothes down to her bra and panties"

Lenne: Today, I have a treat for you, I'm going to have a co-host for this show today, and my guest is....the SCW World champion....CID TURNER!....The new god!

Cid walks out onto stage and waves to the booing crowd and he climbs into the bed next to Lenne....

Lenne: now my guests today say their disease ridden whore wives need a lie detector test....now lets meet my first guest.....JAY GOLD!

Jay:.......

Lenne: now we gave your filthy mexican resembling wife a life detector test lets show the tape.

The camera flashes and it shows Martha hooked up to the machine

Tester: Are you a dirty tramp?

Martha: No

LIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR!

Tester: Do you have AIDS?

Martha: No.

LLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR!

Tester: Who's the last person you had sex with?

Martha: Jay Gold....

LYING SACK OF SHIT!

Tester: Um, is there any point in asking anymore questions?

Martha: Yes.

LIAAAARRR!

The camera fades back to Lenne and Cid

Cid:....pwnd....

Lenne: and thats our special episode with our favorite god and mine, Chad.....I mean Cid Turner....because Chad is no longer god......

the camera fades out on Lenne and Cid talking about something



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gold es sper pwnt
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Jay Gold
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YES! YES! YES! YES! :)
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Olek, when you get on, remove this thread.

Fucking childish... <_<
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em nxt gest
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Aw. Jay. Are you mad?.....and next show is a Bra and Panties Pagent....the Judges will be: Chad Evans....Cid Turner....Greg Cherry....James Toreno......and Jay Gold
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Jay fears the topic of women showing skin.

And he can't take jokes, so no.
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I'll do the judging...it's the stupid shit in the sixth post of this thread that ticked me off. It's not something to joke about.
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Because OD said you were supr pwnt, thats why you are ticked?......
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Lenne Perez,Jun 26 2006
01:14 AM
ALRIGHT LENNE PEREZ IS NOW EVERY OTHER DAY.

"Cameras flash on multiple Angles and it shows Lenne walking down the stairs, in her classic outfit of a Miss Bitch shirt written in red with a black skirt and a red heart on it, and red boots as she smiles and looks around and slaps a few hands in the crowd and she walks up to the stage and climbs into bed, and strips out of her clothes down to her bra and panties"

Lenne: Today, I have a treat for you, I'm going to have a co-host for this show today, and my guest is....the SCW World champion....CID TURNER!....The new god!

Cid walks out onto stage and waves to the booing crowd and he climbs into the bed next to Lenne....

Lenne: now my guests today say their disease ridden whore wives need a lie detector test....now lets meet my first guest.....JAY GOLD!

Jay:.......

Lenne: now we gave your filthy mexican resembling wife a life detector test lets show the tape.

The camera flashes and it shows Martha hooked up to the machine

Tester: Are you a dirty tramp?

Martha: No

LIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR!

Tester: Do you have AIDS?

Martha: No.

LLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR!

Tester: Who's the last person you had sex with?

Martha: Jay Gold....

LYING SACK OF SHIT!

Tester: Um, is there any point in asking anymore questions?

Martha: Yes.

LIAAAARRR!

The camera fades back to Lenne and Cid

Cid:....pwnd....

Lenne: and thats our special episode with our favorite god and mine, Chad.....I mean Cid Turner....because Chad is no longer god......

the camera fades out on Lenne and Cid talking about something

^^^^ No Lenne, this is the 6th post in the thread. :CTface:
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damn. lenne cant even count. yet she has her own show :blink:



go figure. :CTface:
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Lenne Perez
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Ah you're just saying that because you can't be on the show, and shut up Jay, I missed one post <_<
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lol

pwnt

:P
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:lol:

This show rules, can I get tickets to be in the crowd for the next one, I can hold a sign up.
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Lenne Perez
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Well, hey this is the best show in ALL THE LAND THAT IS SCW 24/7!
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Jay Gold
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jus wate til chad tv cums bak ;)
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ched tv is ded. new brekdwn shw is gon b "The Big Bite" hostededededededededed by... HUNTER!
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Nah dudes. It's gonna be... "The Insides of Calvan"
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That stuff is for Val Venis to direct not you.
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