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A Love Letter to a Battered Housewife; lmao, this is hilarious.
Topic Started: Jul 16 2006, 06:57 PM (79 Views)
The Real Speed
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A Love Letter to a Battered Housewife
April 1, 2006 08:12 PM

Dear [Battered Housewife],

From the moment we first met, I knew you that you and I were destined to be together. That face. That pristine face, not a mark, bruise or cut on you. You were like a blank canvas just waiting for your very own DaVinci to paint you into a black and blue masterpiece.

I remember asking you out for the first time. The beads of sweat on my forehead, the roses, your feet dangling in the air as I choked you when you said no...we were so young and carefree. Who knew that only three months later I would be at your door with a shotgun and an engagement ring? Remember that note I gave you? The one that said, "Wil U B My Wif?" and had the boxes you could check yes or no? Well baby, I still have that note tucked away in my good Wranglers, even made sure to put it in a plastic bag so that it would still smell like your hopeless tears when you opened it up years later.

Look at us. Look at us after all these years; we're still together, our love stronger than ever. Not only that, the doctor said that when your bone fuses back together after a break it becomes stronger than it was initially...so really I made you a strong woman. Anything for my baby.

My love burns for you just as strong as it did the first night I forced myself on you in the back of my Ranchero, just as strong as when you told your parents that you fell down the stairs...and it burns just as strong at the electric ring on the stove I make you grab when you forget the mayo on my sammich.

Baby - I love you, always and forever, and 'till death do you part.

XOXOXOX,


~Your hubby

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Yeah I was surfin the web, and was on Kung Fu Mikes webpage, and found that. LOL!
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lam

bet das ur not

n red fon = ugli
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What? Seriously, this noob speak is out of control. What's the second line say?
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That was pretty funny man. I had a good laugh.
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hahahaha wranglers...thats what them boys be rockin down here in the south....so he is a true southern, just crazy as fuck..
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"Wil U B My Wif?"


Sid wrote the letter?
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If I wrote it, I wouldn't have dragged out beating a woman.

If she pissed me off that much, I would of killed her.
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