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Dresser Boys vs. The Relentless; SCW Tag Team Championship
Topic Started: Sep 8 2006, 07:30 PM (143 Views)
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“If We Don’t Fuck You Then Someone Else Will” by The Sweet plays over the PA and from the back outcomes three members of the Relentless, City Boy & John Epic come out wearing their SCW Tag Team Championship Titles. Little Billy Ruffien follows them with clothing suitcases with a smile on his face. They make their way down the ramp, they all get into the ring and a stagehand gives John Epic a microphone and he asks for another one, so the stagehand hands another one to Epic who hands the first one off to City Boy. The crowd watches as they are wondering what the Relentless are doing in the ring before them during a house show after the Grimm Street Boys beat Jeff Zone & Marlboro Steve.

City Boy: Okay, this is show and tell time, and with this little moment we’ll show off our nice little title belts and tell the Dresser Boys MV and Violator that they will not get these titles back from us, not this time or any other time.

John Epic: For a team that has had the Tag Team Titles three times prior then this chance they haven’t really been able to hold onto the titles all that long.

City Boy: Why is that?

John Epic: Maybe they’ve just hit a slump.

City Boy: Three times?

John Epic: Maybe they are dealing with emotional or spiritual, or even drug or sexual problems.

City Boy: Three times?

John Epic: Well then I am at a lost for words then, because if they even have the balls to call themselves a Tag Team and lose that many times when their titles on the line, that is some sad shit right there.

City Boy: I can see that, and that’s not even the many, many, many attempts they tried to retain these Tag Titles. I want to send them both a “Get Some Talent Soon” card, but I have a feeling that they’ll just crumple up my good gesture and throw it away…bastards.

John Epic: Now you see what your losing has gone and done, you’ve destroyed a man’s outlook on wrestling, how’s he ever going to be the same again?

City Boy: I’ll be okay.

John Epic: Alright then, but you guys should know better, and since we know what we’re talking about us being the current SCW Tag Team Champions.

City Boy: This isn’t a one hit wonder group, we won’t vanish overnight. We had start from scratch, destroy the bullshit group Revolution and take the titles from them. Unlike the Revolution we will defend our titles and give a fighting chance, we won’t lose them in our first title defense or any for that matter.

John Epic: Now I know you want to get these titles back from us, hey I am a somewhat reasonable man I can relate, but if it were any other teams you might have a chance in doing so. Only there’s one other hitch that would become of you when you try fighting us.

City Boy: Do tell.

John Epic: Well we’d just turn the Dresser Boys into the Dress-up Boys as we make them act the part of the bitches they are.

City Boy: And do you notice that it just rolled right off the tip of his tongue. This is how the greatest Tag Team in SCW…in other people’s opinion, suppose to keep the title in their possession?

John Epic: The main idea is to win everything that is thrown your way, if you can’t win them all at least go down in a blaze of glory, but you’re the only tag team champions I know of that got beat defending their titles against one person.

City Boy: One person?

John Epic: One person.

City Boy: Who might that person be?

John Epic: Would you believe, can you conceive it, that is was none other than Orion the Scar.

City Boy: The SCW Underground Champion?

John Epic: The same.

City Boy: Our fellow Relentless member?

John Epic: That is right.

City Boy: Never heard of him, but that’s beside the point, how can you get beaten by one person when it’s one on two and the two said people at the time are the current tag team champions? What did someone spike their Gatorade?

John Epic: No, it was just O-Scar, if it were in their best interest that night they should have brought a few more guys and maybe, just maybe they would have lost with a shred of dignity.

City Boy: On that note we go to our silent partner here who has a nice variety of suits that we think that would best suit both MV and Violator, Violator can use a new attire other than that hospital gown that we put him in because he didn’t even see it coming.

John Epic: We wouldn’t even mind if Katie Steward would wear some or all of these if she comes down to the ring with the Dresser Boys at Under Attack.

City Boy: Not all at once.

John Epic: Of coarse not all at once. But that would be something.

City Boy: Yes it would, now Ruffien what is up for grabs for the Dresser Boys to wear when we make them our bitch?

Little Billy Ruffien drops all but one suit and takes the suit out of the plastic cover and it is a French Maid’s Uniform. The crowd laughs and gasps as it is pretty ballsy of the Relentless to asking the Dresser Boys to come to the ring in such an effeminate attire.

John Epic: An oldie but a goody.

Ruffien: I can see MV in that, not that I want to or anything.

Both City Boy and John Epic look at Ruffien not saying anything, just glaring at him.

City Boy: What else is there?

Ruffien pulls out a pink fairy dress with a wand and tiara, he hands the wand to John Epic and City Boy quickly takes it from him and Ruffien then hands the tiara to Epic who then looks it over and tosses it on the mat; City Boy takes the same cue from Epic and drops the wand.

City Boy: I like the wings at the back.

Ruffien turns the dress around to show fairy wing sowed into the back of the dress.

John Epic: Looks a bit tacky.

City Boy: I don’t know it just screams Violator.

John Epic: The dress itself or that it would best fit Violator?

City Boy: Yeah, why not.

John Epic: What’s the last one we’ve got?

Ruffien takes the final suit out of the plastic case and it is a nurse’s uniform. City Boy whistles a “woo-who.”

John Epic: That is hot.

City Boy: So Dresser Boys if you can take this under consideration, maul it over.

John Epic: Maybe you’ll get a few dates out of this... (John leans over and whispers in City Boy’s ear “Not likely”) but hey I’ve seen stranger shit happen, why not.

City Boy: What the Dresser Boys will find out like everyone else is that if you try and take from us you’ll pull back a bloody stump.

John Epic: Wear your Sunday best to Under Attack, because you two won’t find anything better than what we put on display for you.

City Boy: Just remember this much sunshines we ain’t scentless, we ain’t centless; we’re just plain Relentless.

“If We Don’t Fuck You Then Someone Else Will” by The Sweet plays over the PA and John and City Boy leave the ring, Little Billy Ruffien is that last to leave as he looks upon the pile of clothing that he left on the mat, and quickly snatches the wand up and leaves with John and City keeping the wand behind his back nodding his head as agreeing with something they haven’t even said.
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