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CHBK vs. Lenne Perez
Topic Started: Sep 8 2006, 07:30 PM (303 Views)
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Well The Real Speed may have lucked out and gets to avoid a one on one match with the Canadian Heartbreak Kid again, at least for a few weeks, however he has to realize that Drachewych was going to make him pay a hefty price for that spot in the elimination chamber. That indeed did come and CHBK gets to face Speed’s girl, Miss Bitch herself, Lenne Perez. Normally, I would say I won’t face women…but then again, when did you believe that crap anyway. Lenne Perez is someone I will definitely enjoy facing and I will enjoy using her as an example for The Real Speed.

The scene opens up at a grocery store with CHBK and Laura actually doing their own groceries. Normally, Laura would do this alone given the fact that CHBK is such a recognizable face in Canada given his lengthy wrestling career and Ontario roots. However, in an attempt to familiarize himself with what retirement may turn out to be like, CHBK has decided to normalize himself for a bit.

Laura: “You know you didn’t have to do this?”

CHBK: “But I decided I want to. I may as well see what it’s like not to be on the road all the time.”

Laura: “Yeah, but you’ve had already three people ask you for your autograph.”

CHBK: “Well would you like me to go back in time and pick a less glamourous profession?”

Laura just giggles knowing that he likely wouldn’t change his mind. The couple turn down the baking goods aisle.

CHBK: “And this is where I stand back and watch you go nuts and grab the goods to need.”

Laura: “You’re smart.”

CHBK: “I try sometimes.”

Laura starts to go through the spices and finding what she needs. Suddenly a little twenty-something year old walks up and stands in shock. She then runs down to CHBK.

Girl: “My god! You’re CHBK!”

CHBK: “Yes I am…”

Girl: “That’s so cool. I can’t wait to tell my boyfriend I saw CHBK. Um…um…can you sign this?”

The girl suddenly pulls out her shopping list and CHBK just smirks a bit and pulls out a pen he had in his pocket.

CHBK: “No problem. Who should I make it out to?”

Girl: “Um….Wendy. I may as well get him jealous.”

CHBK just laughs a bit and signs it.

Girl: “Thanks so much. This is so cool.”

CHBK: “Not a problem. Hope you succeed in making your boyfriend jealous.”

Girl: “Thanks.”

The girls then runs back to her cart and CHBK turns back to Laura who is just shaking her head smiling.

CHBK: “What?”

Laura: “Good return to normalcy.”

CHBK: “Sorry. I don’t control other people…well yet.”

Laura: “Some day, right?”

CHBK: “Some day.”

CHBK then resumes pushing the cart as Laura looks around for more stuff. They turn down the next aisle which has all of the cleaning stuff. Laura grabs the toilet paper and paper towel and CHBK keeps pushing. They turn the next corner and they see a group of guys who are in a fraternity from the University of Toronto. They notice CHBK and suddenly become star-struck as well.

Laura: “Oh boy.”

CHBK: “Here we go again.”

Frat Guy 1: “Oh my God! It’s CHBK! He’s shopping here.”

CHBK just smirks a bit.

Frat Guy 2: “Can we like get an autograph?”

CHBK: “Well, how about this? Any of you have a camera phone or something?”

One of the guys grabs it and pulls it out.

CHBK: “Great. How about we just get one group picture? I’d love to sign the autographs, but I have company tonight and unfortunately, we’re running a bit late.”

CHBK then backs up a bit as everyone comes in for the picture. Laura grabs the camera and positions it before taking the picture. CHBK then quickly shakes everyone’s hand and the cameraphone is returned to the one fraternity member. CHBK then turns to his wife.

Laura: “Geez. This fake retirement is going great.”

CHBK: “I may have to rethink certain things.”

Laura: “So we have company, eh?”

CHBK: “Not really. Just felt like making things go a bit quicker. You don’t need to watch me give autographs all day.”

Laura: “Fair enough. At least it’s not hate mail though.”

CHBK: “Heh. You didn’t see my inbox last year when I had the storyline with Kassie. That was great.”

Laura just shakes her head as the scene fades out to black.


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The scene reopens in the study of the Canadian Heartbreak Kid. He is currently looking through the giant shelves on his wall. He finally finds what he is looking for, a gift bag with what appears to be a book inside.

CHBK: “I was thinking of giving this to Calvin Greene, but maybe I should give it to Lenne Perez to give to The Real Speed. It’s Wrestling for Dummies. I’m just thinking it’ll help him win a few more matches and maybe not strive to be the biggest disappointment in SCW history. But well…if they believe in fate, that may throw this idea out, but it’s worth a try.”

CHBK then walks over to his desk and places it up on it.

CHBK: “Now that joke time is over, it’s time to get to business and I’m going to make this really easy for you. You see. I could make up some bullshit excuse to me loving the fact that is match is booked. I could say it could be time to put the bitch of SCW in line. Or I could say that since you turned on my son, you have it coming. But in all honesty, I love this match because it can be viewed as a scene of things to come for your boyfriend, Speed. He managed to get out of it, but he’s not in the clear yet.”

“So Lenne, you’re more or less an example for Speedy. And no, don’t consider this to be underestimating you. If you believe that, I think you’re underestimating me then. I do however know that you’re definitely quivering in your boots. This isn’t like facing some new guy who doesn’t have much of a reputation. This is you facing one of the most successful wrestlers in the history of the game. How does that make you feel?”

“And while you’re playing Dr. Phil for yourself….actually, wait, better yet, go onto your boring shot, The Simple Life and get Paris to be Dr. Phil, Nicole Ritchie to be the anorexic that she has to save and then after, Paris can try and nurse you back to health. Maybe there can be an internet video or something leaked out after. Who knows with her reputation? Regardless, this is the big time and you can to be on the big stage with a big name. So stop worrying about the women’s championship and worry that you’re not going to get too beat up by me.”

CHBK then smirks.

“Oh wait. You’re female. I can’t hurt you. Well, before anyone tries to get you to believe that, realize this. I’ve never been on to follow those old adages in the ring. My career should tell you that one. So no excuses and I’m not going to take it easy on you. As I said, this is a message to Speed. He just managed to get you into it. So actually, there’s another thing you can do to make you feel better. Yell at him for a while….or have some really rough sex and put some sandpaper between your legs just for fun. That may be another internet video people on Youtube will be downloading before the pay per view next Sunday.”

“But you do have one thing going for you. You have a better record that Speed. So that at least should make you feel better. Statistically you have a better chance against me than he does. It won’t save your sorry ass, but remember, I’m just trying to give you ideas to make you feel better. You may at least accept this outcome before it happens and just blame it on someone else or at least put your mind at ease. With that said, remember that I will stop your show and break your heart. And feel free to pass any of this on to the Real Speed. He may as well figure it all out before it’s too late.”

CHBK then grabs the gift bag and walks over to the door of the study. He places it right next to the door and then starts to make his way out of the study and down the stairs as the scene fades to black…
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As the road to Under Attack draws near, the drama associated with the matchup between Lenne Perez and the Real Speed continues. The sheer hatred between Lenne and Speed continues to escalate. How must the Real Speed feel? If we asked the Canadian Heartbreak Kid, he couldn’t care less. His plan is fixed. He plans to use Lenne Perez as a message for the Real Speed, to show him that it doesn’t matter what type of match he’s in, he’s still the best of the best. And Lenne Perez is the unfortunate soul who has to deal with that. CHBK continues to stress he has no qualms with Lenne Perez, however as time goes on, Lenne Perez’s attempts to provoke a response from the Canadian Heartbreak Kid. But, is it affecting the SCW legend?

The scene opens up at a local Tim Hortons. CHBK is rather covered up in an attempt to not draw attention to himself. We see CHBK’s friend, Josh, enter the coffee house and look around the room. CHBK just takes off his sunglasses a tad and Josh notices it quickly before walking over and sitting down at the table. CHBK just smirks.

Josh: “You weren’t lying about the disguise.”

CHBK: “Well with what happened at the grocery store, I probably should maintain a low profile in public.”

Josh: “Really? And this just occurred to you now?”

CHBK: “Shut up.”

Josh laughs as CHBK just takes a sip of his coffee.

CHBK: “You’re not going to get anything?”

Josh: “Nah, more or less intrigued by this random meeting at a Timmies. We haven’t done this in years.”

CHBK: “Geez. I can’t even bring back old traditions?”

Josh: “I’ve known you for how many years now and you never do something without a reason.”

CHBK: “Maybe I’ve changed.”

Josh: “Right….You haven’t changed in thirty years. I don’t think you’d start now.”

CHBK: “Who knows.”

Josh: “You brought me here for a reason. Why?”

CHBK: “Laura left the house last night.”

Josh is somewhat taken aback with that news.

Josh: “What? Why?”

CHBK: “I think I pissed her off.”

Josh: “How?”

CHBK: “Well since you’re doing a great job at pretending to be a crappy newspaper reporter, I’ll tell you. I was training for my match.”

Josh: “And that pissed her off?”

CHBK: “I told her I was going to have a trial retirement.”

Josh: “Still more with the retirement talk?”

CHBK: “Yeah.”

Josh: “You shouldn’t have said a damn thing. You know you. You’re not going to quit until you can’t do something anymore and I also know that you’ll refuse to ever say that.”

CHBK: “But still, I said it and I’m in a bit of trouble here. She left the house and I haven’t seen her since.”

Josh: “You’re getting worried she’s going to leave you.”

CHBK: “No…I think she’s just taking some time for herself. I’m just worried that I don’t know where the hell she is.”

Josh looks down a bit as CHBK has a sip of his coffee.

Josh: “Well I don’t know what to say. What do you want me to say?”

CHBK: “Nothing.”

Josh is shocked by this statement and looks at CHBK with a confused look on his face.

Josh: “Then why am I here.”

CHBK: “Contingency plan.”

Josh: “Huh?”

CHBK: “Later today, I’m leaving to go to the pay per view. I won’t be here. I would guess she’ll be back while I’m away. I’m hoping you can check in somehow or another and let her know of my thoughts.”

Josh: “I see.”

Both men are quiet for a few moments as CHBK has another sip of coffee.

CHBK: “I obviously can’t do it and it’s definitely not a cell phone conversation topic.”

Josh: “Don’t worry, I know what you mean.”

CHBK: “Plus you may be able to get her to realize that part about me never wanting to give up. You’ve known me just as long as her.”

Josh: “Yeah. Well I’ll see what I can do, but you’re making a big assumption with her returning to the house.”

CHBK: “I know. Let’s just hope I’m right.”

CHBK then finishes off his coffee.

CHBK: “Anyway, I have to start getting ready to leave. Promise you’ll do that for me.”

Josh: “No prob Alex.”

CHBK: “Thank you.”

CHBK then gets up from the table and grabs his coffee cup. He throws it out as he quickly makes his exit from the Tim Hortons and the scene fades to black…


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The scene opens up on the private jet of the Canadian Heartbreak Kid. CHBK is holding his head in his hands. The aircraft is in the air and by the view outside of the windows, much time has passed since the previous scene. CHBK lifts his head up and smirks.

CHBK: “Well Lenne, looks like you pretended you grow some balls. Too bad the world won’t be really giving a damn. Why? You’re running like a broken record. Hell, I could throw to the world all of my problems, but why? Who cares that my wife decided to take a few days to clear her head after a fight we had? I even know the answer to this one. No one. So why the hell do you have to bore us by yet again complaining that you don’t have a Women’s Championship shot. You had one how many straight times? You blew it. Get over it. You’re turning into the next Adam Riddick and believe me, that’s no compliment.”

“So let’s think. What’s the next dumbass thing you did? That one’s easy. You’re trying to play mind games with the Canadian Heartbreak Kid….What the hell did Speed do to you? Did you get dumber by joining forces with him? Hell, I didn’t think that was possible after being affiliated with Calvin Greene, but I guess I was wrong. You’re trying to play mind games with the man who wrote the book on the subject. I don’t care if you threaten my wife or daughter. Why? I know one thing. You don’t have the means or the back bone to do it. You may be Miss Bitch and all, but you’re not going to want to try and do anything that gives me a need to make this more personal.”

“You see, this match, isn’t personal. You’re just the lamb being led to the slaughter and that you can blame Mr. Drachewych or The Real Speed, whomever you want. I didn’t ask for this match. But I’m not complaining either. Why? You’re going to be the guinea pig. You’re going to be the test subject to prove to Speed to watch his step around me. It’s his punishment. But since you have a bit of hatred for him, well, hell hath no fury. Regardless of that, your threats of whether or not I’ll make it or not lose a bit of steam after seeing the sheer stupidity of the antics on your show with two bleached blondes who probably use Javex to lighten their hair.”

“You see, I don’t care whether you’re furthering your career or not, any threats you have tend to be completely muffled by the fact that you share a television show with two idiots. So you’re about as threatening as a puppy dog with no teeth, just for good measure. However, I don’t care whether you’re intimidated by me or not. I really don’t. I don’t thrive off that feeling. I expect you to give me a fight…well as long as you don’t know of my lovely little addition to the match, but you’re find out soon enough. I don’t care whether you’re scared of me or not. I’m not that intimidating unless you look at my resume.”

“And I have brought that up, but the fact of the matter is, you may think you’re ready to go, but I was born ready. I don’t even have to get ready. I’m always there. Why the hell you think I’ve been as successful as I’ve been? It’s not because I sleep my way to the top…well, like you tried. Either way, I’ll see you come Under Attack, threats and all and I’ll make sure I teach you how to play mind games and be effective at it, but simply, you’re just a joke.”

CHBK just smirks and sits back and enjoys the flight as the scene fades out to black yet again…

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