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Count Colby Proof vs. Dillusion
Topic Started: Oct 5 2006, 04:02 PM (136 Views)
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Count Colby Proof vs. Dillusion




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Deadline October 10, 2006 at 11:59 pm EST.

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Getting something that's "divine" is not supposed to be easy...

OOC: Leave the halo at the door Dillusion. :P
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We open with a bright white screen the camera then moves we see Dillusion sitting on the ground with Jerry in his lap. He wears a black trench coat, a black resvoir dogs t-shirt. Black partially tore jeans and his usual trade mark black and white face paint. Behind him Epiphany stands over the hood of her Blue Mustang the hood of the car steam coming from it. She wears a black bandanna on her head. A tight blue tank top and blue bell bottom blue jeans along with brown sandals. Her face has several black streaks on it. She looks at Dillusion for a second and then glares before going back to the car.

Dillusion: So here we are in the Desert on the way to Breakdown for my match with Count Colby Proof. And the car goes all kaplowie another notch in the belt of the fascist regime that is in charge of the conspiracy against me. They think from one of they’re secret government facility’s that they can use some sort of “lazar” or “death ray” To over heat the engine of the vehicle can stop me from going to breakdown and beating yet another one of the lackeys in the conspiracy against me they are dead wrong. You can have all the “lasers” and “Death rays” in the world you still won’t detour me in my quest to destroy the entire Riddick/Savior/Wheeler family. Weird how they are brothers yet they all have different last names. Hmm I guess maybe they’re mother slept around a lot. There is only one man that can solve that problem to know for sure who there fathers really are. And that man is Maury Povich he will tell them if they are the father or not.
That will solve the whole mother being easy as shake and bake. Maybe she was in one of those gang bang competitions what people will do to get in the Guinness book of world records.

Epiphany: Like your one to talk you spent two weeks trying to watch episodes of perfect stranger’s non stop.

Dillusion: That was a true and just cause. And I can’t get enough of the genius chemistry of Cousin Larry and Balki Bartokomous. It was just amazing to think so much comedy could come from a high strung business man and his cousin the small Mediterranean Greek-like island of Mypos. Genius I tell you nothing but pure Genius. Makes me wonder why they haven’t made a movie of that show NOW that would be good. Of course you would have to Bronson Pinchot return to the role he was born to play. Not sure if you’d really need the same guy playing Cousin Larry WAIT I got it Christopher Walken could be the new Cousin Larry now that would be good wouldn’t it. Don’t you think so Jerry?

Epiphany: Well Jerry is a Melvin just like you.

Dillusion: Sometimes you are so nice.

Epiphany squints a little then sticks her tongue at him.

Dillusion: So did you see that Count Colby’s promo baby?
Epiphany: No what did he say?

Dillusion glares a bit remembering what he saw in Count Colby’s promo. His fists tightening the aggression clear in his eyes.

Dillusion: He talked an awful lot about you.

Epiphany: He did?

She says this half paying attention while working on the car.

Dillusion: He talked about how divine you are and how I don’t deserve you. That I pay more attention to Jerry then you and that he will beat me like he did Savior and prove that I’m not worthy of being the United States Champion. But most of all he talked about you he wanted you...

Dillusion grits his teeth some as he says this. The more he thinks about it the more angry he seems to get.

Epiphany: Oh great.

Epiphany says in a sarcastic tone shaking her head and rolling her eyes. She then puts down the wrench she had in her hand and walks over to Dillusion.

Epiphany: It’s going to take more then him calling me Divine and saying you don’t deserve me for me to leave you.

Dillusion looks down these words not seeming to help him only seeming to get him more angry.

Epiphany: Dillusion don’t get like this you know how much it pisses me off when you get all crazy jealous over nothing.

She says in a stern tone crossing her arms as she says this.

Epiphany: I’ve put up with you for nearly ten years Dillusion I’m not going to drop you because some drunken Irish man has a crush on me.

Dillusion: I’m going to break his fucking neck.

Dillusion pretty much growls this anger getting more and more by the second.

Dillusion: You are mine Epiphany you are my inspiration my love my life my soul. When people talk about you the way that bastard did it fills me with nothing but a sick rage. A rage I can’t stop at least not by pushing it back to the corner of my mind or just letting it go away. No I need to act out my anger I need to rip apart some one limb by limb. This Proof guy made a huge mistake setting his sights on you Epiphany. Because now he has stepped into the same storm that Adam Riddick is in. That Christian Savior is in, That Jason Wheeler is in, and most of all that the dictator of this company is in. A storm that is so harsh so brutal that it will tear the flesh right from your skin. A Storm that will not relent once you have been pinned or submitted. This will be more then a preview of
Tactical terror no it will be the prologue. The beginning of my massacre of my enemy’s Proof thinks its fun to stare at the woman I love? Well let’s see how fun it is to stare when he has a fucking fork in his eye!

Dillusion says this punching the ground.

Epiphany: Dillusion…

She says patting Dillusion’s back.

Epiphany: You got to keep in control Dillusion you got two huge matches this week first you got the match with Proof and then your facing Jason Wheeler in that thumbtack match at tactical terror.

Dillusion: How can I focus on what’s to come when that bastard Proof is going to be starring at you the whole match on breakdown. Undressing you with his eyes thinking the sickest of thoughts about you. That’s my job that’s what I do I’m the one that undresses you with his eyes not Count Colby Proof. That bastard thinks he can idolize you he thinks that you can become his goddess. Your mine and mine alone and at breakdown I will be out for one thing and that will be to break that mother fucker’s neck. This isn’t a threat this is defiantly a promise. I will hook him the move I dedicated to the object of my affection. My love Epiphany you my darling love you will hear his screams of agony and you will know what you mean to me.

He say’s this looking up to Epiphany.

Epiphany: You don’t have to prove anything to me.

Dillusion: No your wrong I do have to prove it I have to prove it each time I step into that ring each time I take a breathe. Everything I do I do it to prove to you I love you with all of my heart and soul. And on breakdown I will give you a bouquet of chaos. I will deliver to you the beaten and broken body of Count Colby Proof. He wants to talk about you he wants to stare at you he will learn that there is a price to pay for one’s actions.

Epiphany sighs and moves closer to Dillusion wrapping her arms around him resting her head against his.

Epiphany: I love you Dillusion sometimes I may not show it but I do. And also sometimes I’m just playing… your just so easy to tease.

She says with a slight giggle kissing him on the lips softly.

Dillusion: Well I’m still going to break that ass pirate’s neck for starring at you.
Epiphany: Don’t you see what’s going on Dillusion Oleska is trying to distract you from your goals. You want Riddick, Savior and Wheeler to pay for all they have done to you. And now Oleska has put this easy road block on in your way right before you face the first of the three brothers.

Dillusion: Of course I knew that it’s a conspiracy against me.

Epiphany: Then why are you falling for it. You got a match with Proof you can focus on it you can focus on maiming him but you also got to realize that Oleska isn’t just going to let you walk into tactical terror unharmed especially after last week. Remember you did suplex the hell out of that evil son of a bitch.

Dillusion: Your right but Proof has gotten to me he wants to steal you from me and I can’t take that. I’d rather die then lose you.

Epiphany: Don’t worry Hun you won’t lose me.

Dillusion: How can I be so sure how do I know that Count Colby Proof doesn’t have some sort of mind control device.

Epiphany: For some reason I doubt that Count Colby Proof would be in possession of a mind control device.

Dillusion: How can you be so sure Counts are often rich and stuff?

Epiphany: I don’t think Colby is that kind of count.

Dillusion: How can you be so sure?

Epiphany: Well I can’t for sure but every promo I’ve seen him in he has been mopping in some bar alone.

Dillusion: But how do you know he doesn’t earn his very own Colby Bots that have laser beams coming from they’re eyes. And ray guns attached to his fingers that when they hit you you’re given a Portuguese accent for life. How would I be able to stop that!

Epiphany: I don’t know throw Jerry at him? Maybe then you’ll kill two birds with one stone.

Dillusion: I would never throw Jerry at him what if he were to get injured.

Epiphany: What are you talking about Dillusion you hit Lenne Perez with Jerry.

Dillusion: Yes but that was different Jerry told me to use him. But for you maybe I would have to use Jerry as a weapon once again.

Epiphany: Oh please for me?

She says with sarcastic enthusiasm clapping her hands. And then an angry scowl forms on her pretty face.

Dillusion: I don’t mean it like that I mean that if I have to I will.

Epiphany: So what using Jerry as a weapon is a last resort thing? You’re saying you won’t use Jerry to defend my honor if you don’t have to. Are you saying that I’m not worth it?

Dillusion: No baby of course you’re worth it I’ll prove to you at Breakdown that I will do anything for you.

Epiphany: Even get rid of Jerry?

Dillusion:Ummm…umm.

Epiphany: Well will you?

Dillusion: But…But Jerry…

Epiphany: Who means more to you me or Jerry?

Dillusion: You do Epiphany you’re my entire world.

Epiphany: Then if I’m your entire world get rid of that damn Lawn gnome.

Dillusion: You mean everything to me…Everything and I want to spend the rest of my life with you.

Epiphany: I know that… I was just teasing.

Epiphany says this her cheeks flushing a soft pink. Dillusion adjusts himself to one knee.

Dillusion: Epiphany… My love… My soul… My Inspiration will you marry me?

And Too be continued don’t you love cliffhangers I know I do you know you love them to they make life interesting. Just like Midgets they make life interesting too. And robots they do to but I’d never want to have a thumb war with one. Especially with they’re super robot strength. But really why would you have a thumb war with a robot what kind of person would do that? But anyways tune in next time and find out.
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