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SCW Spam Show II; The August 2007 Edition
Topic Started: Aug 8 2007, 04:31 PM (766 Views)
John Blade
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Alright, this conversation has moved onto male masturbation...and that's a subject that I can't allow to continue. Seeing as these are extreme circumstances, I'm going to give you some advice. Go out and get laid. If that fails, I'll give you five dollars...THEN you can use it to go out and get laid.

Don't come running to me when your magic stick aint doing any spells anymore, though...

I'll let Sarah take control of this convo back again...

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Mayhem
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Im waiting after marriage :CTface:
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Damian Angel
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Is there any purpose having two long ass quotes in your sig? It doesn't make me want to read them. It makes me want to skip your sig faster.
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Mayhem
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go head, its just that some of us need a reality check.

and leave my John Blades quotes alone :P .... :CTface:
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John Blade
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Damian Angel,Aug 9 2007
12:29 AM
Is there any purpose having two long ass quotes in your sig? It doesn't make me want to read them. It makes me want to skip your sig faster.

You're making them hate me :( lol

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Cream of Spam soup. Sounds delightful <_<
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Jason Casey
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reality check: Mayhem's signature
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John Blade
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BTW Damian, you can turn off sigs in your Board settings thing. I did that when Cid had those 4 million Beckham pictures...bastard :angry:

Scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll...END OF HIS SIG!

Then, three posts down...you find that he'd posted again... :(
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Mayhem
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LMAO

oh man....we finally getting that good ooc environment again.
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Jason Casey
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that's because i think people are actually taking John Blade's advice and getting laid.
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Mayhem,Aug 8 2007
06:24 PM
*sigh* I never ejaculated, guys

DAYUM 17 and never once? Ur gonna like bust the biggest nut EVER.
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Mayhem
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well...not by masterbating...OKAY THREAD CLOSED!!!!

*Calls up Greg Cherry :angry: *
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John Blade
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All except from me :(

Its not even 1am yet...THERE'S STILL TIME!!!

*Grabs £5 and heads out*

Next stop...Shorty's moms house. B)

Booyah! Another satisfied customer.
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Mayhem
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LOL, but yeah, Im off to sleep guys. It was actually fun chillen in these boards, talking about "stuff" and all. So till next time dudes.

group hug anybody?
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Mayhem
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what dou mean its not 1 yet, i thought u had the same time as me. Its 1 52, i need to go to sleep so i can wake up early enough to go joggin, so peace out guys.
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Jason Casey
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it's 5:51PM where i am.

and i took John Blade's advice at 2:43.

and i haven't flamed once! :lol:
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John Blade
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Mayhem,Aug 9 2007
12:47 AM
LOL, but yeah, Im off to sleep guys. It was actually fun chillen in these boards, talking about "stuff" and all. So till next time dudes.

group hug anybody?

It's 00:51 here in the UK...and no group hug, man...

I'm not risking "the biggest nut EVER" - especially from point blank range! That could kill a herd of wilderbeast.

Catch u 2morrow man.
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John Blade
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Jason Casey,Aug 9 2007
12:52 AM
it's 5:51PM where i am.

and i took John Blade's advice at 2:43.

and i haven't flamed once!  :lol:

*shakes hand*

Now, explain to the virgin shit talkers what it actually felt like...preferably through PM.

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Greg Cherry
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Okay, I've seen in this topic posts about masturbation, ejaculation, torture porn and group hugs.

I'm not locking this topic, but I just wanted to recap for anyone who doesn't feel like reading the entire thing.
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John Blade
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Greg Cherry,Aug 9 2007
12:59 AM
Okay, I've seen in this topic posts about masturbation, ejaculation, torture porn and group hugs.

I'm not locking this topic, but I just wanted to recap for anyone who doesn't feel like reading the entire thing.

You're...not...locking...it..? :o
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Mr. D
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I know it's something new we're trying. :CTface:
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John Blade
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Amazing. For that, I shall present another picture.

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They have a museum for what is, essentially, just bad ham. :CTface:

I vote for an SCW day trip! Anyone else..? No..? Damn... :(
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Sarah Punche
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Nice though... Puts a smile on my face... :)
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John Blade
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Alright, WTF?

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First theres COLLECTORS EDITION HAWIIAN spam?!

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Then a spam restaurant?! In the UK spam is reduced to cheap shops like Costco, Co-Op etc...who the hell goes to a spam restaurant..?
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Mr. D
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Hell do I know. But then apparently in Hawaii, it's huge. In Canada, it's nothing.
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John Blade
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It's really weird...but whatever...

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^ Made me laugh...

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^ That didnt.

Enough Spam.
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