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The Inaugural Editions of the Midway Sideshow
Topic Started: Jan 8 2010, 06:28 PM (80 Views)
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The Parody of Clarity; The Full Metal Maverick
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(Just so everyone knows, Blow Off is carnie slang when they audience is told to leave the circus. Go figure heh. Anyway, we know what this looks like... and we hope you enjoy our new series as much as we do writing it. As we write more of these, expect a lot more coverage in our show. This is us just getting our hands dirty.)









[align=center]The camera changes to the logo, followed by two men sitting in front of a carnival big top tent!

“Between that moment you pay the fee to the moment you enter the big top… there is that which lies between. This is the Midnight Midway Sideshow! With your hosts, Shilo Valiant and Masquerade!”

--Masquerade—
Hi, I’m Masquerade, and our bearded lady was once a playboy model.

--Shilo—
Really? Then how’d she get so…What happened to her?

--Masquerade--
I dumped her.

--Shilo--
You son of a bitch… Anyway, I am your ring-master and Necro Merchant, Shilo Valiant. Welcome to the inaugural episode of the Midway Sideshow.

--Masquerade--
For those of you who don’t know, inaugural means the first.

--Shilo--
Thank you, Mask. Well, it’s the new-year. 2010.

--Masquerade--
Finally, we’re out of the two zero years!

--Shilo--
Actually no, Masquerade. We still got two zeroes in this year.

--Masquerade--
What?! Hold on, let me count. One…two…oh crap! God dammit! I gotta wait another year till I stop seeing zeroes?

--Shilo--
Afraid so, Mask. But speaking of zeroes...

--Masquerade--
Like Greg Cherry... I mean seriously the guy has probably lost more times than he's won since he came back, as has his cohorts, and he gets an adrenaline title shot AND an SCW title shot.

--Shilo--
Now Mask...

--Masquerade--
Where's my adrenaline title shot?

--Shilo--
While we can agree that SCW is full of strange decisions, the truth is that this week on Breakdown, Karnivale was able to win both matches, making a 2-0.

--Masquerade--
And keeping the winning streak alive.

--Shilo--
That’s neither here nor there.

--Masquerade--
Well, as we enter 2010, we would like to take this opportunity to address the tag division.

--Shilo--
Yes, we do.

--Masquerade--
You see, SCW, last year you voted a dysfunctional, no-longer impressive tag team as your Tag team of the year. This year, we’re all gonna be reminded of what a REAL tag team stands for. With our arrival signals a-

--Shilo--
Whoa whoa whoa, Mask. This ain’t a promo. Save it for Breakdown.

--Masquerade--
Sorry, I got carried away.

--Shilo--
First episode jitters, it happens. We now go over to our Mistress of Fortune, our seer of the unseen, and Karnivale’s personal oracle, Claire Voyant with this week’s, “Selections of Divination”!


The camera changes to that of the inside of a tent, where Claire sits at her table, her hands resting on her cards, a large crystal ball in the center of said table.

--Claire--
This coming Breakdown shall be the last before SCW begins it’s run of 2010 pay-per-views. However, what SCW does not know is what lies in store. Perhaps some enlightenment is in order…


Starring into her cards, Claire begins reading as the first graphic appears.


SCW Underground Championship
Rachel Foxx vs. David Helms

--Claire--
With Next Level and Rachael Foxx and Alex Desbourais Jr. facing off at the ppv, the cards read that momentum will be in Next Level’s favor going into the Body, Heart and Soul. Expect a riot the likes of which Breakdown has not witnessed in some time.


Shawn Winters vs. Dillusion


--Claire--
Two returning spirits to the land of supreme. With Winters, expect the expected, and Dillusion, the unexpected. However, I see trouble for Dillusion’s friend, the ninja. Trouble that could cost him in his match…


Jason Wheeler vs. Donovan Kayl


--Claire--
For that, we must look in my crystal ball. With both men wishing to prove their better, Wheeler must not look over his shoulder for Hudson. If he does so, it will cost him more than he may be will to part with.


Justin Davis vs. Blake Mason

--Claire--
Davis wishes to take on the world, unable to realize the weight such a task will require. Mason, however, is content trying to be the world of a certain female superstar. Passion vs. obsession.

Stacy Kissinger vs. Shilo Valiant


--Claire--
The crystal ball says that Shilo seeks to remain secure in his SCW winning streak, but indeed Stacy will desire the US title on the line for this match. Failure to receive it may result in a familiar lack luster performance.

--Shilo--
Wow…that’s rather precise…

--Masquerade--
That’s my girl.


Ravyn Taylor vs. Lenne Perez


--Claire--
Seeking her debut match, Ravyn is favored by the gods on the night of Breakdown. However, even the gods can make mistakes…


Marina Trent vs. Mariela


--Claire--
Both new superstars, one a member of Karnivale. While I see a clouded future for this match, my instinct points to the Cerulean Tear, may the gods bless her.



Aaron Rupp vs. Drew Weilacher

--Claire--
The-

--Masquerade--
Whoa, whoa, easy, Claire. You’re gonna fry those sexy physic wires in that beautiful head of yours. We don’t need the rest of the matches. Who cares about “Billy Mitchell” or “Owen McMahon”?


The set changes quickly to the outside of the big top tent.

--Shilo--
An impressive reading by our fortune-teller.

--Masquerade--
Well what more can you expect from the unordinary like us?

--Shilo--
Nothing short of amazing. We now take you to the darkest part of Karnivale’s world. Take a left past the funhouse and you will see the deranged world of the “Freak show”, where we have collected some of the most demented abominations known to man!

--Masquerade--
Starring our very own, Shilo Valiant!

--Shilo--
Shit! I gotta get over there!


Leaping out of his seat, Shilo sprints off camera as the shot changes to the broken down tent and cages, where strange sounds are heard coming from within. Sprinting as fast as he can, Shilo rushes in front of the camera, throwing his hair back and out of his face.

--Shilo--
Phew. Well, in the catacombs of this tent lie some of the darkest and most horrid exhibitions of creatures ever seen by man. Though they are wretched, we at Karnivale like to remind everyone that enslavement is wrong. Unless it’s for animals and really, really dangerous or funny looking people. Moving on. In our first exhibition, we have…

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--Shilo--
The human play-doh hair grower! Anything goes with play-doh!

--PDHG--
Let me out of here! I want a haircut!

--Shilo--
You know it will just grow back! And secondly, we show you…the angriest man on tranquilizers who thinks he’s perfectly calm!

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--AMOTWTHPC--
I’M PERFECTLY CALM!!

--Shilo--
Of course you are…Well that’s it from the terrors of the Freak show. Over to “The Cerulean Tear”, Marina Trent, with this week’s “Daredevil’s Eye”.


Shilo rushes off the camera view as the shot shifts to Marina Trent, dressed in her “CT” attire as she stands before a screen.

--Marina--
This week’s Daredevil’s Eye occurred on End of Year between Karnivale and Black and White. Watch.


Footage is shown of Shilo and Masquerade nailing White with the Near Death Experience and thus winning their tag match.

--Marina--
That’s for Daredevil’s Eye. Tune in next week to see which superstars have caught the eye.


The shot changes back to Masquerade as he sits in his chair comfortably.
--Masquerade--
Thanks, Marina.


Suddenly, Shilo runs on screen and falls in his chair, panting loudly.


--Masquerade--
What happened?

--Shilo--
Angriest man on tranquilizers who thinks he’s perfectly calm got out of his cage and started chasing me. Had to lock him back up.

--Masquerade--
Glad it worked so well.

--Shilo--
It’s just as well, because we don’t allow let downs or freaks into the Annex of the Aftershow. We send our audience home happy, because in the chaos of this wild circus that is life, there are the players, and then there are the chumps.

--Masquerade--
We are the reigning SCW Tag Team Champions of the world.

--Both--
Now Blow Off!
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