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YNFTT vs The F-Ups
Topic Started: Oct 10 2011, 12:47 PM (90 Views)
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SCW Presents... Breakdown Oct 19,2011, Featuring;


Your New Favourite Tag Team (Joss Morrison & Collin Cole) vs. The F-Ups (Tooty Fruity & Peach Fuzz)

RP Limit: 1 RP per person. 2 RP per team (1 per team member)
Deadline: Noon EST Tuesday October 18, 2011


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Disclaimer: CD only unfortunately. Anyways this takes place before their first match with the F-Ups. This RPs shows how Allison and Joss began their relationship, well part one that is. Part two will be in my match RP with YNFTT and it also introduces Collin's girlfriend so it's like two stories integrated into one. So good luck dudes and Enjoy!

Friday September 2, 2011 3:30 P.M. in Los Angles, California

Joss was at home sitting on the couch watching SpongeBob SquarePants. Now granted he's watched this episode countless times but he was still enjoyed it nevertheless. Suddenly he heard a knock on his door and he quickly jumped up to his feet with glee. He knew it was Allison and Collin who was on the other end and he had been waiting for their arrival as he had nothing to do. His sister was busy at the moment and his friends were going there own thing so having Collin and Allison over his apartment gives him something to do.

Joss slowly opens the door and sees both Collin and Allison on the other side with their traveling bags in their hands.

"Sup bro," Joss said as he and Collin exchanged a fist pound.

"What's up Joss? I see you manage to survive without dying from insomnia."

Collin chuckles o himself as he entered Joss' apartment. Joss waved at Allison but she quickly gave him the "don't say hi to me" look.

"So dude what are we going to do now that we all are here man," Collin asked as he threw his bag on the couch.

"Uh well we could like play cards. I just bought a new pack and everything."

"Sweet. Alli, you wanna play too?"

"Sure why not," she answered as she placed her bag on the floor.

Joss quickly grabbed the pack of cards, which was on the table close to his kitchen and sat on his carpet Indian style with Allison. As Collin walked over to the carpet his phone started ringing and he quickly backpedaled.

"Dude I got a call. You two can get started."

Collin soon answered the call as he stood in the kitchen.

"Yo!"

"Hey stranger!"

Collin laughed for a moment as he knew who was on the other end of the call.

"New nickname huh Am," Collin joked.

"Well you haven't answered my calls lately so the name fits," Amber responded.

"Sorry about that babe. I've just been so damn busy lately. You know with wrestling and everything."

"Yeah I know but don't you think you should call your girlfriend every once in a while? For a moment I thought you forgot about me."

Amber giggled as Collin ran a hand through his hair.

"Don't worry I haven't forgotten about you."

"You better not!"

Amber giggled again as Collin cleared his throat.

"So how's modeling been," Collin asked to which she sighed.

"Stressful. I have this big exam next week and I have to pass it so I've been trying to seriously cram."

"That does sound pretty stressful."

"You have no idea. I just hope I pass the exam."

"I'm sure you'll do fine. You always do."

"Thanks. How's my New Favorite Tag Team doing?"

"Joss and I have been alright. I mean we haven't won a match yet so that's kinda frustrating."

"There's no need too. In no time you two will kicking ass. I have faith in both of you. By the way tell Joss I said hi."

"That I will do."

"Well I have to run but I really want to see you soon Collin. It seems as if we don't see each other that much anymore."

"I feel the same way. I-"

Collin soon heard a yell for help. Collin quickly watched into the living room and saw Allison choking out Joss.

"HELP, HELP," Joss shouted as Allison continued to strangle him.

"Uh yeah Am I'll call you later."

"Alright bye Collin. I love you."

"I love you too."

Collin quickly ended his called and ran to the two and pulled Allison off of Joss.

"OK what the hell happened," Collin asked.

"Joss tried to cheat in our game. He hid an Ace under his pocket and tried to play it when I was about to beat him."

"OK yeah I may have like cheated but you didn't have to try to KILL ME," Joss complained.

"You know what I have a way to settle this," Collin said as he stroked his chin and laughed. "OK the bets way to settle this is for you two to play a nice game of I Declare War."

"I Declare War," Allison looked at Collin with a puzzled look.

"Yes Alli. It's one of the things Joss and I do to solve our problems. Anyways you two should play a best of five however you both should put something at stake."

"What do you mean," Joss asked.

"What I mean is that you two should wager something."

"That sounds like a good idea," Allison said with an evil smile upon her face. "Alright then Collin, I'm in. Joss, if I win....you're going to be my personal slave for one week. Now wait screw that, you're going to be my slave for a WHOLE MONTH!"

Joss grew a worried expression on his face.

"That's totally not going to happen Alli, Joss responded. OK so like if I win then you totally have to go on a date with me tomorrow. Yeah that sounds awesome."

"Sounds like a deal," Collin chimed in. "Now with that all said lets's get on with this!"

"Hold on Collin I gotta run to the bathroom real quick," Allison said as she walked in the bathroom. As soon as Allison close the bathroom door, Joss instantly grabbed Collin by his shirt.

"Dude you gotta help me win man," Joss pleaded. "I can't be her slave for a month! That would be brutal!"

"I don't know Joss the prospect of you being her slave sounds pretty damn funny," Collin stated with a laugh.

"Come on dude we've been bros since freshman year. You gotta help me man. You just have too!"

Collin soon thought about what Joss was offering. Sure the thought of Joss being Allison's servant intrigued him but so did the thought that the two would going on a date. So he quickly weighed his options before finally reaching a conclusion.

"Alright fine then. You win!"

"YES!!," Joss shouted to which Collin quickly covered his mouth.

"Dude we gotta be quite about this. You don't want her knowing about this right?"

"Yeah totally."

"OK so here's the plan."

Collin soon grabbed the cards and quickly found an Ace of Spades.

"OK so when you play I Declare War, you draw every fourth card. Since this is a best of five, all she needs is three victories to win so I'm the twelfth and twentieth card will be Aces."

"Dude you totally lost me here."

"Of course you are. See if she manages to beat you the first two times then by putting this Ace as the twelfth card will keep you in the game. And if you manage to survive the next draw then the deciding card with be the twentieth card and as long as she doesn't have an Ace you will win. You understand me?"

"Dude you're a genius. This plan is totally going to work!"

"Of course it will as long as you don't screw it up."

Collin soon grabbed two Aces and carefully counting the card and then sticking the Aces in their place. From there he put the deck in front of Joss and put the other deck across from him. Soon Allison opened the door and sat on the carpet across from Joss. Collin was sitting in between them as if he was a referee.

"Ok so are both of you ready," Collin asked to which both Allison and Joss nodded. From there Collin simply made a hand gesture, thus telling the two to begin the game.

"I..De...Clare...WAR," the two said in unison as Allison drew an eight of hearts and Joss drew threw a five of spades.

"First game goes to Alli," Collin chimed in as Allison smiled.

"I can't wait til you become my personal slave," Allison added as Joss grew a worried expression on his face. Collin on again made a hand gesture and two drew again.

"I...De...Clare..WAR," both Alison and Joss drew and this time it was Joss would was victorious he drew a King while Allison drew a three of hearts.

"Second game goes to Joss."

"Yeah Alli in you face," Joss taunted as Allison gave him an evil look. Collin smiled also as he realized that the next draw would be the first Ace that he gave Joss and as long as Allison didn't have an Ace of her own, then their plan would continue to succeed.

"OK the score is tied up at 1. This is now a best of three match up. First person to win two out of the three will win. So with that said, resume play."

"I...De...Clare..WAR!" Joss drew the Ace of Spades that Collin slipped in while Allison three down a Queen of hearts.

"Third game goes to Joss. One more and he wins." Joss was feeling good at the moment while Allison grew a worried expression since she was one defeat away from losing.

"HAHA Alli, looks like you and Joss are going to have a romance evening tomorrow," Collin said to Allison, trying to provoke a reaction from here.

"Shut up Collin it's not over yet," fired back Allison. Collin soon regained his composure and then Allison and Joss drew again.

"I...De...Clare...WAR!" Allison instantly smiled as she saw Joss draw a two o spades as he put down a ten of spades.

"Fourth game goes to Alli which means whoever wins the next game wins the game." Collin winked to Joss because he knew that Joss' next card would be the second Ace he slipped in his deck. Joss soon began to smile as he later realized that fact."

"Why the hell are you smiling like that," Allison added.

"Because I'm totally going to cream you," responded Joss.

"We'll see about that."

"Ok here we go! This determines everything! Winner takes all!"

Joss continued to smile from ear to ear as he began to draw.

"I...De...Clare...WAR!"

"HA Alli I just totally WHAT THE HELL!!?"

Joss suddenly stop smiling after he saw what Allison threw down. Joss did throw down the Ace Collin gave him but Allison also drew an Ace of her own!

"What the hell is going on? This is impossible!"

"Looks like we have a draw here," Collin said with a stunned look.

"So what now," questioned Allison to which Collin stroked his chin.

"There's only one thing to do now. Sudden...Death!

Both Allison and Joss stared at Collin as he grew a wide grin as he was enjoying himself.

"You two will keep drawing until there is a decisive winner."

"Sounds great," Allison said as Joss became worried by the minute. His and Collin's plan was officially a failure and now he has to draw again unaware of the result of that draw. He soon began to in vision being Allison's slave and the more he thought about it, the more he cringed in fear of the impending torture that waits him if he so happened to lose.

"Alright are you two ready," Collin asked to which Allison nodded. Joss reluctantly nodded his head and the two drew again.

"I..De...Clare...WAR!" Joss closed his eyes as he drew. He slowly opened his eyes and saw that he drew a King of Spades while Allison drew a six of hearts.

"YESSSSS!!," Joss shouted to the of his lungs as he jumped up and down in victory. Allison looked on and as reality set in, she face palmed. Collin was laughing throughout the whole ordeal.

"Looks like you're going on a date with Jossy here," Collin said adding insult to injury.

"No freaking way," Allison muttered in disbelief.

"Oh no Alli you're not getting out of this one. You and Joss made a deal and he won."

"Please God kill me now."
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The Next Day around 11:30 A.M.

Joss and Collin were sitting on the couch watching some TV while eating Fruity Pebbles. Joss was still in his Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles PJs while Collin was sporting a purple short sleeve dress shirt with black jeans. Soon Allison walked into the room, having just woken up from her sleep.

"SO JOSS WHAT PLANS DO YOU HAVE FROM YOUR DATE WITH ALLISON TODAY," Collin provocatively shouted.

"Go kill yourself," she responded.

"Oh come one Alli I'm sure it's not going to be that bad. Wait I take that back, it's going to be a freaking train wreck." Collin began laughing hysterically before regaining his composure.

"But you know what I mean Alli."

"Whatever. But seriously you have to come with us because someone's has to stop me from killing him?"

"Oh sorry no can do. I have plans."

"Like what?"

"I'm going to surprise my girlfriend today."

"Aw how sweet of you."

"Yeah so you kids enjoy yourselves now," Collin mocked as he put his bowl on the table and put on his shoes. He soon got off the couch and headed for the door.

"Alright later," Collin said before leaving Allison and Joss by themselves.
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About an hour later in Downtown Los Angeles

Collin finally arrived at a local coffee shop as he knew that Amber frequently goes there when she isn't in school around this time. Collin soon took a sit outside the shop by one of the tables and grabbed a newspaper. As he was catching up with everything going on he finally spotted Amber from the corner of her eye. She was sporting a simple black shirt with blue jeans and her long black hair in a ponytail. Amber was about to enter the shop when Collin dropped the paper and grabbed Amber by her wrist.

"Hey what the hell," she said before she turned around and saw Collin standing in front of her. Her expression quickly turned to glee.

"Collin," she said in disbelief to which Collin smiled.

"Yes it's me in the flesh."

Amber soon gave Collin a massive hug to which Collin smiled.

"What are you doing here? This is so unexpected.

"Well I so happen to be in town and I know we haven't seen each other so I wanted to change that before I go back on the road."

"Aw you make me feel special."

"Because you are and I should make you feel like that all the time. Again I'm sorry I've somewhat neglected you. I just-"

Collin was interrupted by Amber's lips pressed against his. All his feelings of regret slowly faded away as she embraced this moment. Their lips soon parted away and Amber smiled.

"It's all forgiven Collin."

"Good because the last thing I would want is for you to think I don't care about you or anything."

"Well don't worry. I'm all yours."

Collin smiled as the two walked into the coffee shop while holding hands.

"So you never really told me exactly why you're here in LA," Amber asked.

"Oh Alli and I were crashing at Joss' place until Monday when we have to fly out to Toronto. Besides Joss and Allison are going on a movie date tonight?"

"Date? I thought she hated him."

"She does. That's what makes this so damn funny."

"Wait hold up this makes no sense. Something's off about this."

"OK here's how it happened. Joss and Allison were playing cards when Alli tried to strangle Joss to death because he tried to cheat."

"Of course he would."

"Anyways after being the voice of reason they agreed to play a best out of five I Declare War game to which if Allison won Joss would be her slave and if Joss would he would force her to go out with him and so Joss won because he had some great help from a certain someone."

Amber giggled as Collin bought two Mochachinos for them.

"Aw you cheated for Joss so he didn't have to become a servant. How sweet of you."

'Well the dude begged me to so I had to help him. Which reminds they should be on their date right about now. I wonder how it's going."

"She's probably going to stuff his face in the popcorn bucket!"

"Or maybe she'll dump her whole Slushie on on him!"

Both Amber and Collin laugh as they grab their cup of coffees and spend the rest of their day enjoying their time together.
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Meanwhile around 1:00 P.M.

"i hope you know this is a one time thing," Allison said as Joss pulled in the parking lot.

"Oh come on Alli we're going to have an awesome time together."

Joss and Allison soon get out of Joss' car and they walk into the movie theater and get in line.

"So what are we watching," Allison asked.

"Oh we totally have to watch Spy Kids 4."

"You got to be kidding me. What are you five?"

"No as you can see I'm totally not five years old."

"It was an expression you idiot!"

"Whatever. It's going to be awesome."

Joss and Allison approach the register guy.

"How can I help you," he asked them.

"Uh could you like give us two tickets to Spy Kids 4?"

"OK no problem. That will be eighteen fifty."

Allison soon reached in her pockets but Joss suddenly stopped her.

"No need Alli. I totally have you covered."

Allison, surprised by Joss' gentlemanly gesture, stopped and actually smiled a bit.

"Thanks. That's oddly nice of you."

Joss was given the tickets by the man and two soon entered the movie theater.

"Uh so the movie theater doesn't start to like twenty minutes from now; wanna play Air Hockey?"

"Sure why not," Allison answered as she was still dreading the fact that she was on a date with Joss. However she followed Joss to the arcade room where Joss put a couple of dollars into the machine and so he could get enough tokens to play Air Hockey.

"Alright Alli get ready to get totally PWNED," Joss gloated as the game began. Joss grabbed the puck and violently hit it toward Allison's direction. Allison quickly stroke the puck so fast that Joss couldn't react to it and thus Allison scored.

"HA first score goes to me," Allison taunted.

"Yeah well you totally got lucky there." Joss placed the puck and tried to aim the puck directly in Allison's goal however he managed to hit the back wall and that puck came back to his direction and into his goal!

"How the hell did that happen," Joss muttered in disbelief.

"Looks like I don't have to do anything," Allison stated further mocking him. Joss soon grew a determined look on his face and rammed the puck to Allison. Allison quickly struck back and Joss later did the same thing. Joss then slammed his paddled on top on the puck, thus stop it's movement. Joss grew a mischievous smirk as he he the puck to the middle wall and once it bounced off the wall it found itself in Allison's goal.

"Score!"

"Whatever," she responded as she finally began to start having fun.

"Alright Joss watch this." Allison grabbed the puck and and hit it toward the corner of Joss's goal. Just as it seemed as if she was going to get the goal at the last second Joss fired back with a forceful shot that went into Allison's goal.

"That's two," Joss celebrated. "I'm awesome. Nuff said!"

"Don't get so cocky Joss it's not over just."

Yeah that was you think but this is totally over. I'm going to cream you!" As Joss was talking trash he was unaware that Allison fired her shot and successfully scored.

"Hey you seriously cheated. Not cool!"

"Just like why you tried to cheat yesterday?"

"So what's your point?"

"That turnabout is fair play."

"What?"

"Nevermind Joss."

Joss grabbed his paddle and he swung at the puck so hard that his paddle went flying, thus leaving him defenseless and allowed Allison to easily score. Allison began laughing hysterically.

"One more and I win and then you'll be a loser," Allison mocked as Joss found his paddle and put on his "game face".

"Alright you're not scoring again Alli."

"Ok whatever."

"Prepare to have your mind totally blown away," Joss proclaimed as he served the puck toward Allison, who softly tapped it back. Joss hit the puck back with force and Allison returned it with the same power. Joss tried to hit it back but he whiffed and he watched the puck fall in his goal and thus Allison was victorious.

"What was that? Was that just me that beat you," Allison said as Joss hung his head down in defeat.

"OK you may gotten me there but there's no way you're beating me in basketball!"

"Oh really Joss. Bring it!"

To Be Continued
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1.

What you need to know about me is that I was born a loser. I was raised to be a loser, therefore, throughout my entire existence, I have been nothing but a loser. A dork. Also known as a dweeb. Also known as a nerd. Also known as a hermit. A hobo. A home body. The kind of person who would never get anywhere in life, because he truly did not live. That has been me since the day I came out of my mother’s vagina. I went to daycare and I didn’t make any friends. I only talked to my mom, because she would play with me and do sounds effects and really get into character.

Superheroes. I was Batman and she would be Robin. The epitome of loser if you ask me. As I grew up, I still read comic books and did some role playing games. I went to school. Never made any friends except for a carbon copy of myself. He was just like me, except he talked like a gangster rapper. I hated it then just as I hate it now. As life went on, and I realized that life wasn’t a comic book, where every problem gets fixed by issue’s end. I grew to hate my existence of being a loser. I grew to hate the fact that I did not know what life truly was. Or what it meant to actually live life to the fullest.

I have always wanted to know that, but I have usually been terrified of life. Like I didn’t know what to expect. Like if I did this, how would others react? If I tried to be sarcastic and funny, would others pick up on it and enjoy being around me. Laughing with me instead of at me, or would I end up being nothing more than just an idiot. But then I realized that if I didn’t give it a shot, then I would never know what it would be like. I had to take baby steps. I couldn’t just go all out and see where I would land, be it on my feet or on my head. All I could do is take a risk. All I could say is, “Here goes nothing.” But I couldn’t do anything major at first. I knew where I wanted to do something where it would change my life forever. And that time was coming soon and nobody would see it coming.

No one.


I set the camera up first and I make sure everything is in focus. I am going to cut a promo for my match against Joss Morrison and Collin Cole. It isn’t the match I asked for, so I am not too happy about it. I wanted ASP in a match, but Cole issued a challenge. I accepted and said I wanted it to be a hardcore match, but the Breakdown card came up and what do I see? I see it being a tag team match. I have to team up with Tooty Fruity and put on the Fuck Ups show that we usually put on, because the fans love it. I agree that I enjoy our cult following. It is probably one of the biggest the SCW has ever seen, but then again, that could all be in my mind. I pull my mask over myself and try to keep from looking disgusted. I don’t know if it smells, or if it just because I am growing tired of it. I hope it’s just the smell. I look at the camera and I clear my throat and I begin to spit some venom.

I say: “Well, folks here we are, only a few days before Breakdown, where yours truly, Peach Fuzz, and my…partner…Tooty Fruity are set to face once again, Your Former Favorite Tag Team, Joss Morrison and Collin Cole. Yeah, it is a rematch, but not of epic proportions. I am going to be honest that I am not too thrilled about facing them again. Not because of the fact that I am afraid of them, because I am not. I enjoy being in the ring and giving the fans what they want. What Shilo Valiant only talks about giving them…entertainment…even though his recent attitude change kind of sparked my interest. Maybe there is more to come.”

I say: “So why am I not too thrilled about facing them again? Well, I wanted to face Andrew Samuel Pugh. That is who I wanted to face, but instead I get the Cole challenging me. I was OK with it. I wanted it to be a hardcore match, because of the fact that I think if I stepped foot into the Underground division, I could do wonders. I am sure many of you are laughing at that right now, and that’s OK, because you don’t know what I am capable of. Neither do I for that matter, but I am tired of being stuck in the back, while Tooty gets all of the matches. I mean, he got to face Shaun Cruze and he didn’t win. I mean, what would have happened if Tooty had won? Would he be in the main event at Apocalypse or even Under Attack?”

I say: “It makes my mind wander, just as it makes me wonder why Tooty was given all of these chances to perform. I mean, he got to compete on the Rise to Greatness pre show. Where was I? In the back. I love Tooty and I believe when he tries he can truly put on a show and pull off some wins. I can’t help but be jealous a little bit because I’d like singles matches to showcase what I can do as well. And when I issued the challenge and got another challenge that I accepted, I had a glimpse of hope that I would get a chance to do just that, but no. I am here, getting stuck in another tag team match. Against a team we have already beaten. I just cannot wrap my head around it and it frustrates me to be honest here.”

I say: “Cole wanted to bring up how I hit Morrison with a low blow in our last match to get the pin. As far as I can tell, the referee didn’t see it happen, so it did not happen. I mean, if Joss would have just taken the ass kicking that was coming to him, instead of trying to show off to the crowd that really doesn’t like him, then things would have been different. I mean, you guys are both really talented athletes, but in all honesty, you are not on the level of the Fuck Ups popularity. Just listen to the ovation we will receive when our comes up in the show. We will walk out and the sound will be deafening as the crowd loves us. They eat it up. They have loved it ever since we made our debut handing that Scythe faggot a win.”

I say: “But this match is here. I can be pissed off about it all I want. There is nothing I can do about it. I am just going to have to make sure that I get enough ring time to show off what I can do inside of that squared circle. People are used to me going out there and acting like an idiot. That has always been my style. But I hear them laughing at me and I say to myself that I could do more. I should do more, because that is what the fans want to see. They want to see action and that is what they deserve. That is what they are going to get from me. I know far more than just the sharpshooter. I am a wrestling wizard in reality. Underneath this mask and suit is a wrestling genius. I am an index…hell no…an encyclopedia of wrestling moves. I know so many moves that the world will stand in disbelief and amazement at the same time, because they didn’t think that their hero, Peach Fuzz, had it in him to put on a match worthy of Rise to Greatness. And that is what they would have gotten, had I faced ASP instead of Tooty. Or even you Cole in the hardcore match I wanted.”

I say: “Breakdown is where I put the SCW on notice. Peach Fuzz ain’t playing no shit. I am tired of holding myself back. Tooty can come along for the ride if he wants to. Even if he doesn’t, it won’t make a difference to me. I am going to school you Cole. You can bring your best game and so can Morrison. I know you two will. You have heart and you have fight in you. No one can deny you, but inside of that ring, I will. I want you to take your best shots, so I can shut them down like Yao Ming did Shaq in basketball. And don’t worry, I won’t try to low blow either one of you, like you said I did in our last match. I am just going to beat you. Tooty can help if he wants. Once again, it won’t make a difference to me.”

I say, finishing up: “And after our match at Breakdown is over, Cole and Morrison, I don’t want to hear any excuses after the outcome is the same yet again, with the Fuck Ups emerging as the winners and still…the world’s favorite tag team. As well as your owners, bitches. You barked up the wrong tree last week, Cole. You wanted to stick your nose where it didn’t belong and you will be left with the bitter taste of defeat when it is all said and done. I mean, didn’t I warn you that you will wish your mother would’ve had that abortion after I am done owning you? I know I said and if you don’t believe me, then fine…I will make a believer out of you. Deuces until Breakdown, clown…”

I lean over and stop the camera. I connect the camera to my computer, then upload it to the SCW website, so Cole and Morrison can get the message. Hell, so anyone and everyone can see it and listen to my words of venom. I finish uploading it and a part of hopes that Tooty sees it and that it will light a fire under his ass and possibly motivate him to come out with his gats blazing or something.

2.

My promo hit and it created some buzz. Some people were talking. I am basically talking about Tooty and Magnum. But I was happy with it. For the first time, I felt confident about something I had said. I believed in the words I said. I even liked my little catchphrase…I will make a believer out of you. I liked it so much that I decided to start using it in all of my promos. I knew I was going to have my haters, but I didn’t expect it those haters to be Tooty and Magnum. They called me over to Tooty’s house, because he wanted to talk to me. Magnum was already cursing in the background, which is normal if you knew Magnum. So here I am, now, walking into the house and I am heading down to the basement, looking for my haters and as I enter the basement, I see them, sitting in chairs, arms crossed. Well, Magnum’s are. Tooty is not paying attention as always. He is playing a fucking video game.

I take a seat, still feeling pretty confident in myself. I am not going to take anything back in terms of what I said in my promo. That just isn’t my style. I am not going to say something then go back on it. I am not Josh Lesnar in 2005. I look at Magnum who looks like he wants to take my damn head off, while Tooty remains fixated on the game he is playing. Magnum then leans over and jacks the hand held out of Tooty’s hands and Tooty looks up and sees me, and sticks his tongue out at me. Fucking immature bullshit. I cannot stand it now. These guys are going to have to realize that I am a new man and if they don’t like the new me, then they can get to stepping. This is how I roll and I am pretty sure riding solo won’t be so bad.


Magnum says, “So what was the big idea with your promo a few days ago? You don’t want to be a team anymore, is that it? I mean, last I heard, you two were on the same page and you were ready to give it another shot even though you lost to the Stewards. Have you suddenly changed your mind?”

Tooty pipes in, “Yeah man, have you suddenly changed your mind? I mean, if you have, then you need to be a man and say so.”

I shoot both of them an ill look, but it doesn’t seem to affect them, “I would like to know exactly what you are talking about. I come here because you guys want to talk to me about something. When I get here, all I hear are accusations that I want this ride to be over. You two are unbelievable.”

Magnum smirks, “If you don’t believe us, then we will make a believer out of you…”

I smirk back, “It is a nice little phrase isn’t it? It’s totally going to be my catchphrase. I believe it is all kinds of win.”

Tooty says, “Charlie Sheen reference! NICE!!!”

I go to speak, going to say thanks, but Tooty cuts me off. At first it makes me want to run over and clothesline him to the floor and throw him a beating, but I don’t move. I just sit in my chair and let them plead their case.

Tooty says, “Shut up. You know exactly what Magnum is talking about. You know what I am talking about. In your promo, you said at such and such time that…(he mocks my voice, quoting my promo…mother fucker…) “Peach Fuzz ain’t playing no shit. I am tired of holding myself back. Tooty can come along for the ride if he wants to. Even if he doesn’t, it won’t make a difference to me. (He stops mocking me and returns his voice to normal) “What is the deal with that?”

Magnum shoots out, “Boom! Evidence right there, punk. What do you have to say for yourself now?”

I look at Tooty then at Magnum and back at Tooty, “You guys are serious? Fine. I said what I said because Tooty, I wanted to light a fire under you. I said what I said to get you motivated, because I am dead serious about not losing again. Because next time we lose, I am bailing on this team. I am not going to be held back in my career. I am trying to break out of my fucking shell and I am trying to get you to do the same.”

Tooty scratches his disgusting beard, “So you’re saying that I am holding you back?”

Magnum speaks, “Yeah I am pretty sure that is what he’s saying.”

I roll my eyes, “Magnum shut the fuck up, seriously! And Tooty you are holding yourself back. You and I are holding back. We are stuck doing the same old comedy routine. We can still be the Fuck Ups, but we need to start fucking others up, instead of fucking up in the ring and losing. I mean, you’ve gotta be tired of being a joke all of the time. Not only in the ring, but in real life too. I mean, we always wanted to be cocky like Magnum, but that was just it. We wanted to be. We never tried to be. We never tried to be anything except the shy, scared little dweebs that we are. Well, I am done with that shit, Tooty. I am fucking done with that.”

Magnum scoffs, “You are going to be dweebs until the day you both die. It is just genetic. There is nothing either of you can do.”

Tooty replies, “Shut up Magnum. Mr. Reed over here is right. We need to stop being jokes all of the time. I guess we need to take all of the fun out of this. The reason we got into this in the first place…for fun. We gotta take that out of the equation and become dark and brooding. Or cocky and go to parties and shit…”

The last idea doesn’t sound too bad to me for some reason…I can see myself partying it up with Porno Lad…

Tooty continues, “You see, Peach…or Scott, I guess I should call you. You see, Scott, I do this because it’s fun. The fans eat it up. They love watching me fuck up in the ring or talking shit to Katelyn backstage. At school, I am happy with myself. I don’t take shit from anyone if it really gets to me and I am not about to start now. You are my best friend, but I feel like you are trying to pressure me into becoming something I am not. I am not going to going to do that. I am going to stay me. You can be whoever you want, Scott. I am done. You need to get out of my house.”

I say, “You fucking serious? You want to turn your back on me, when all I have ever tried to do is motivate you and keep this thing going for us? You want to be a joke? Fine. I am just tired of losing. I don’t want to lose so much that I eventually get my pink slip. I know if I lose a lot, I am going to lose interest and then I will just not show up to shows. I don’t want it to come to that, bro.”

I get up and look at my friend, my best friend, and he turns his back to me. I look down and I feel some sadness, but not a whole lot. Nowhere near as much as I normally would. This is odd to me. I say one last thing, before leaving. I say, “I guess I’ll see you at Breakdown, so we can beat Morrison and Cole to show them we are everyone’s favorite tag team. They need to know we are there to chew bubble gum and fuck people up…”

I wait to see if he will reply, but he doesn’t. Magnum gives me the finger and I take that as my sign to leave, so I do. Going up the stairs, my feet drag at first and my legs feel heavy. But as I get closer and closer to the top of the stairs, I feel some of the weight coming off. Once again, this is odd to me. I smile as I open the door and make my exit. I hope to myself that I motivated Tooty to give it his all this week, because he wants to keep this going.

I just don’t know how long it will keep going or how long I can keep it going. I don’t want the burden of losing always on my conscience. I want to feel alive. I want to reap the benefits of the money I am making. I just hope Tooty wants to step it up, because I know I am going to step it up in a big way. I hope he is ready. I hope Cole and Morrison are ready. I hope the world is ready. Hell, I hope I am ready. I am feeling like a monster nowadays and I don’t know why, but I like it.

I like it way too much.
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