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Masquerade vs. Adam Riddick
Topic Started: Oct 10 2011, 12:43 PM (92 Views)
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SCW Presents... Breakdown Oct 19,2011, Featuring;


Masquerade vs. Adam Riddick


RP Limit: 1 RP per person. 2 RP per team (1 per team member)
Deadline: Noon EST Tuesday October 18, 2011


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OOC: Damn pic wont laod. Sorry bro. I am too focused on my work and the ppv to really give you a bigger rp. Im not mad about the quality, but still. I wish I could have thought it out more. But the PPV is kind of big for this character.




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Twisted Mask Productions Presents
SHEEP IN WOLF’S CLOTHING!


Ok, so here’s a thought. What is it with the Wheeler brothers and having really severe personality disorders? I mean it! One’s got it in his head that he wants to atone for his past transgressions when he never really made a big enough splash for anyone to care what he tried to do. The other who DID make enough waves is sitting on the board of directors, apparently with some master plan that is so complicated that not even the third brother with all his conspiracy theories can figure out… and meanwhile he throws a massive tantrum every since chance he gets! I mean holy crap! This guy explodes every single time he is on tv! You could be walking around minding your own business and then bam! Riddick shows out of no where and throws you into a wall. You could be getting a book out at the library and boom! A shelf falls over courtesy of Adam Riddick. You could be helping a little old lady across the street and then Kabow! You get run over by a huge hummer thanks to Adam Riddick. Why?! Because he likes to interject himself whenever and wherever he wants. Meanwhile, nine times out of ten, the guys who are wrestling are wondering this…



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[align=right]I mean holy crap dude! You lose one match to Porno Lad because hey, he surprised ya. I’m sorry but you’ve wrestled the guy before in IWC. He did that all the time. IWC was the home of screwy finishes. I’ve seen the tapes. There were so many WTF moments down there that I would have exhausted that previous joke in the first week! Unlike here where everything is so repetitive that I can no longer use the boring button anymore. That saddens me, Riddick. It really does. It’s true, I had to make a big red button out of the Boring Button because I know better than to hit the big red button…

That big… alluring red button… that looks so tempting to push… oh! What if it sends my blog out into the internet as a Transformer! Oh that was an awesome show! TRANSFORMERS! MORE THAN MEETS THE EYE!

See Transformers was more than meets the eye, but I got a feeling you don’t have that many layers Adam. I mean, Savior (your brother) bitched and moaned about being looked over for years and tried to snake his way to the top only to get stepped on the head by everyone else. Then he has a change a heart and all of a sudden, it becomes tolerable to watch Savior on TV. I say to myself, ‘alright… finally SCW doesn’t have a Wheeler bitching and moaning.’

BUT NO! You come along and take up where HE LEFT OFF! DAMN YOU RIDDICK! You keep saying you smell the bullshit in SCW! You sure you just didn’t Riddick Rollout... sorry Readout… What was your column again that was so controversial apparently…? Anyway you must have done one of those things in a pile of manure before you got here. Yeah, I know that isn’t a great joke but it really is a lot better than the jokes this guy’s been telling.

Doesn’t matter what match is going on. He’s like the damn terrorist bombers from Afghanistan. NO ONE IS SAFE! He doesn’t care who he hits as long as he makes an explosion. Cause then, when he’s done, a paradise of 72 virgins is waiting for him. Ha! With his luck, it’s a 72 year old virgin… so congratulations, Riddick. For serving the faith, you’re gonna be sticking it to Margaret Thatcher for all of eternity! HAVE FUN WITH THAT! Then it will be HER giving the surprise injections!

But seriously Riddick… on behalf of SCW, I have a special request for you.

ENOUGH WITH THE SNEAK ATTACKS! We get it. You’re pissed. You’re REAAAAAALLLLY pissed. But your PMSing all over SCW and we have had enough. It’s not like we’re terrified of you and your sudden new found rage. You’re not the hulk. You may talk like him when you’re pissed off.

‘RIDDICK SMASH! RIDDICK WANT BELT! RIDDICK WANT JUSTICE!’

But it’s not like you’re anywhere close to being as intimidating as your brother was. Make fun of him all you want, but the only thing turning green are your eyes, amigo. This guy while you were off in Japan probably giving handjobs as the country’s biggest and ugliest geisha, was world champion more times than you were anything else… except for maybe a Japanese businessman’s side meal.

The Karnies aren’t stupid… they… they…

HOOOOOOOOOOOLY CRAP! I JUST FIGURED IT OUT RIDDICK!

YOU ARE BRUCE BANNER!

I mean I was making a joke back there but I think I stumbled upon the truth. Karnies! Follow me on this one! What was Riddick known for before he left SCW and IWC? Ripping off movies and that in his promos right! How many of us actually saw the promo where he blatantly ripped off the ENTIRE MOVIE ‘The Prestige’ and then acted like he didn’t. It wasn’t even a little rip off… IT WAS THE SAME FREAKING THING! Ok… so the context is laid for when he departs. When he comes back, he’s all emo and depressed going ‘I can’t do this. Maybe I don’t have it in me anymore.’ Sounding more like Terry Funk when he was 65 as opposed to a man in his physical prime. He’s so emo, I was half waiting for him to sit in the middle of the ring and start reading poetry that would make Bella Swan swoon! He was so emo, I half expected his finisher at the time ‘The Edge of Reason’ be just him slitting his wrists with the edge of a razor blade! But then… Porno Lad comes along and knocks him out of the number one contendership for the Adrenaline title… OH GASP! NO PORNO LAD NO! DON’T MAKE HIM MAD!

And then… RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDDDDIIIIIIIIIIIIIICKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK SMMMMMMMMMMMMMMASSSSSH!

Or is it Wolf Smash? And on that note… WHAT THE FUCK IS A SILVER WOLF?! Are you a wolf made out of silver? Is that your color? I’m sorry but when has a shiny metallic looking wolf ever been frightening? That sounds like an ornament that Elton John has in his basement! You could have chosen the lone wolf or even the dark wolf, cause you know… you’re other brother is the white wolf… but NO! you choose silver. What? Was ‘Gold’ a little too gaudy for ya?

I actually wanted to do something here where I would prance around in a Disney costume singing ‘Whose afraid of the silver wolf… the silver wolf… the silver wolf.’ Just like the three little pigs. But you know some, Adam… I’m not gonna do it. Because your nickname is so stupid that it’s actually priceless! It’s like one of those jokes that would never really be funny in a million years and THAT is what makes it funny! Oh and you’re a ‘Moonless Knight’… and your brother is the Black Knight…

Anyone seeing this?

So we got Jason Zero Junior over here and he’s really Bruce Banner in disguise! Riddick… Riddick… Riddick…

And you say you don’t wear a mask.

Riddick VS the Hypocrites? I think you need to change one letter in that entire heading. Change the V… to an I, boyo.

And behold… the single funniest joke in Supreme Championship Wrestling!

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The familiar logo of the mask glows to the audience watching at home before turning one eighty and coming forward, as if putting itself on every viewer watching the program. Through the eyes of the mask before it disappears, we can see the setting of today’s episode.

And now, Twisted Mask Productions and Mask Television is pleased to present…

WHAT THE FU----------- ----------------

Suddenly the screen goes static… there is nothing going on in that moment except the snow on the screen. And then… there is a voice.

There is nothing wrong with your television. Do not attempt to adjust your settings. Do not attempt to change the channel. We will control the vertical. We will control the horizontal. We will bore you with repetitive messages and complaints that will soon come to sound like the continual buzzing of an abattoir of retarded children. We will make you listen to us again and again until you want to blow your brains against the wall. Why? Because we can! Because nothing can stop us… nothing can halt us…

And now… a word from our founder. Adam Riddick…


The screen goes to a bland black and white background with ‘Adam Riddick’ standing at a podium. Of course, it’s not Riddick. Merely Stephan Strange wearing a cheap wig and even cheaper outfits. It has a silver color to it and he has silver streaks on his face and arms. But of course, in the black and white, it just looks gray.

Attention SCW! I am the Silver Wolf! I howl at the moon and make the difference in SCW! You never know when I am going to strike! And now, I have commandeered Mask TV. I warned SCW to take notice of me. Well do you notice now? Of course, I am taking over this to tell you that I am still going to fail in my singles career. For some reason, I am going to keep losing and keep being disqualified for my rage. And yet, I will still continue to eat up your time because I can. No one can stop me… except in the ring. I cannot be beaten… except in the ring.

He cracks a ridiculous smile. The punchline was already coming out big time. A rare thing for Masquerade who usually waits to the end for the punchline.

I have no problem wasting your time, because your time is worthless without me anyway. I am the epitome of entertainment, because I am the expert at fucking up. I choke. I fail. Again and again. No one is a bigger choke artist than me. Masquerade tries to show the world that he is better at failing epically than me but this Breakdown, I am going to show him that the biggest loser in SCW is going to be me! ME! MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! And then I will come back on here and proceed to waste your time further.

HALT SCOUNDREL! And right at that moment, in swings Stephan Strange again but this time, he has his natural hair on and a bright pink shirt that says ‘Tasty Treat’ on it that pierces through the black and white. He is decked out in laser tag armor, pointing a laser gun at ‘Riddick’.

What is this, nonsense?

This is entertainment motherfucker!
You are wrong! YOU are the hypocrite! You are part of the conspiracy! You are trying to keep me down!... No… it’s my fault. I choke. I screw up… I’m a failure! AND IT’S ALL YOUR FAULT!
… What… The… Fuck…
It’s my fault… it’s your fault… it’s your fault because I fail. I can win. I can’t win.

Stephan Strange looks to the camera in his pink shirt. He has a look on his face of mass confusion. Meanwhile Riddick just keeps on going on and on and on in mass contradictions.

I’m the best. I’m the worst. I’m the future champ. I’ll never hold the title.
uh… Are you ok?
HALT SCOUNDREL!
WHAT THE FUCK?!
I will entertain the masses! I am the Blood Stained Joker! I can beat Shilo Valiant! No I can’t! Yes I can! No I can’t! Yes I can! No I can’t! Can! Can’t! Can! Can’t! ANYTHING YOU CAN DO I CAN DO BETTER! I CAN DO ANYTHING BETTER THAN YOU!

Stephan steps away while Riddick is going off the walls now singing Broadway musical tunes. It’s ridiculous!

MASQUERAAAAAAAAAADE! PAPER FACES ON PARAAAAAAAAAAAAAADE!
Jesus… and I thought I was crazy. Look at this guy go!
I can beat you! I am going to choke! I WILL WIN! I WILL LOSE!
Holy crap! He’s Gonna Blow! HIT THE DECK!

Strange jumps while Riddick suddenly turns red, his hypocrisy levels are too high! He starts convulsing and then suddenly, out of no where… his head explodes, spraying red all over the bloody place! Stephan looks left and right as the red splashes around him.

Umm… Wow… I think he blew his top…

Gingerly, Strange steps over the bloody mess and takes up the stance at the podium.

Ladies and gentlemen… we apologize for the sudden hacking of our system. As you have just seen, we have a clearly unstable individual whom craves attention, but is on the fast slope to his own self destruction. I honestly do not know what to say to you my Karnies. You guys tune in every weekend and all of a sudden, you get this. I… I let you down… I am sorry. I kind of dropped the ball on that one to let that raving lunatic on the air…

Strange runs a hand through his hair, letting out a sigh, clearly unsure what to say.

This is not how it was meant to be. Seriously… I was just going to do something mindlessly entertaining, but… never did I think this… this would happen. Adam Riddick’s head has exploded on national television… A life has ended on national television… He was a good man… he was a crazy man… he - - BAHAHAHAHAAAAA!

Strange continues to laugh uncontrollably as he bangs the podium with his palm. Suddenly, the black and white suddenly turns to color. He rips off his shirt and tosses it away.

I can’t even say it with a straight face. REALLY ADAM?! THAT IS THE BEST YOU HAVE? Making up fake memories and stories to prove a point? We never played Laser Tag and we were never friends. I didn’t even know I was your cousin until I came to SCW. Aw but I see what you are doing. You’re past was so crappy with your dad being a crime lord and your mom being killed off that you have to delude yourself that you actually had SOMETHING of a normal childhood. Isn’t that cute!

Strange rips away his armor and throws away his gun.

You wanna know WHY I wear a mask, Adam. You might like this. I wear a mask because the whole world of SCW is the biggest fucking joke that there is out there. And you, Mr. Riddick, are one of the bigger punchlines. You try to alter history and yet the world believes you. You create your own reality like an emo Dr Frankenstein. You’re piecing together your fragmented state of mind a false reality where you are the Silver Wolf and on the hunt towards some greatness that in your heart, you know you are never going to achieve. THAT is why there is no Mask TV episode I could ever run on you. Because there’s not enough entertainment in the world to fully bring you down to your real level. It’s like trying to nail jello to the wall. All I can say is this, Adam. You are on your own path to self destruction. Maybe I AM the least likely to get the title shot. I am the least likely to win the SCW title. In fact the chances of me doing that are about the same as YOU beating Shilo Valiant. You beat me? Meh, whatever. Everyone else has. But I dare you to try and wipe this SMILE off my face.

Strange leans forward with a wicked smile that almost looks like he is ready to laugh.

Cause I won’t ever stop laughing. I won’t ever stop smiling, Adam. Because SCW is too good a joke to not enjoy! And you, Adam… with your constant contradictions… and your self loathing are the biggest and best punchline I have seen in some time. So you will excuse me now if I enjoy a laugh at your obvious hypocrisy. The very hypocrisy you are against, and the very thing that makes you at war with the only person you could ever really defeat… Yourself…

Ha… Ha… Ha…


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