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| Graham Clauson vs. Ace Voltage | |
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| Topic Started: Apr 3 2012, 03:12 PM (105 Views) | |
| Kassie Khane | Apr 3 2012, 03:12 PM Post #1 |
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SCW PRESENTS: Breakdown April 11, 2012 Graham Clauson vs. Ace Voltage Deadline: Noon EST Tuesday, April 10, 2012 RP Limit: 1 RP per person; 2 RP per team per match ~~Good Luck Everyone! ~~ |
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| Clauson | Apr 9 2012, 08:38 PM Post #2 |
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Shoot Kings, mother fucker!
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OOC: I'm going to apologize to everyone for a poor showing this week. I meant for this to be a lot better, but Easter and all was a distraction. Hopefully I'll kick more cobwebs out and be good for the PPV. Graham Clauson - Chapter 2 vs. Ace Voltage Click the link to view the roleplay. |
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| bbbaseball96 | Apr 10 2012, 09:53 AM Post #3 |
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The Undefeated Ace Voltage goes up against The Graham Cracker! For your information, dark matches do not count towards one's record. The cameras fade into Ace's home, where he is sound asleep in bed. Cameraman: Ashton! Wake up! You only have an hour to do this promo! Ace wakes up, startled Ace: I do!? Wow! Ok, meet me at the arena in ten minutes, I need to get dressed! The camera fades back into the locker room of Ace Voltage. Ace: Wow, I am so glad you guys woke me up. Because if you hadn't Graham Cracker wouldn't have noticed how much of a threat I am. But, I'll get to him later. Right now, I'm talking to Mr. D. Why is your name Mr. D? Did you get straight D's in your classes? Or are you too stupid to know your own last name? But, enough of that. I want to now, why I am not in the gauntlet match on Ride the Lightning. I'm undefeated in SCW, nobody can touch me. I deserve to be in that much just as much as Shawn Winters needs an anti-aging cream. I know you have had a tough week with your daughter and all, making it worse that she's ugly, but you need to be a businessman right now. Giving Blake Mason the time of day over me? How long has it been since he was here? Sure, he is a returning superstar, but that doesn't mean he gets everything handed to him on a silver platter. Now, you'll see Mr. "D" that after I am victorious once again, on Breakdown, that you will make the right choice, putting me in that gauntlet match. He paces around the locker room. Ace: Oh, wait! I have snacks! His face lights up as he reaches into his bag to pull out a box of Graham Crackers. Ace: Wow, these are so good. I wish I had marshmallows and chocolate bars. See what I'm doing right now? I'm eating Graham crackers as a snack. NOT as a main course. Yes, in fact this IS a metaphor. See, Graham, I don't know you. I don't want to know you. I have no interest in knowing you. All I know is that you are going to lose at Breakdown. See, you are going to eat me like a main course? First, that sounds too sexual and secondly that won't happen. See, I take it as a compliment that I'm a "main course." But in my eyes, all you are is a little snack. You aren't a T-bone steak, you are not a hamburger. You are Graham Crackers. You are a worthless piece of a food that doesn't even taste good on its own. Ace throws the box on the floor. Then he gets a picture of a cigarette out of his locker. Ace: I really feel bad for you, Graham. Right here, what I am holding is going to kill you. It will eat out your insides, destroy your lungs and then one day you will have your last match. You will collapse on the mat, screaming "WHY?" See, cigarettes kill people. I do not smoke. I like to live. I want to live a long life. And you think that you are so good in the ring? You have confidence? Well, I have a smokeless body. I have a clean bloodstream. Smoking kills people, I would try and help you, but frankly, I don't care. He rips the picture in half. Ace: Now, I have no freaking clue what the Shoot Kings are, but one thing I Know is that they can't help you win. Sure, they might train you, but I've wrestled with the best. Simon Lyman, Vanilla Skyy, Nashville Joe are some of the names that come to mind. Sure, I didn't beat all of them, but I learned from each one. We both speak truth when we say we aren't the best wrestlers in the world because we all know that it is Christy Matthews. Because whoever is the world champion is the best wrestler. Because smoking kills your brain sells, you probably didn't catch that sarcasm. Sure she is hot, but she probably can't wrestle for her life. Anyway, the point is that you are going to lose. You can accept it, or be in denial. You don't want to be in denial. You probably already are in denial. "Oh no, I'm not addicted to smoking." Shut up, Graham Crackers. When you die of smoking, don't say I didn't warn you. The camera fades out Inside Ace's car, we hear the radio... "Hey kids, don't you want to grow up and have a beard like that?" "You only grow a beard like this if you want to strike fear into your opposition..." Ace: Is this where Graham Crackers gets his motivation from? I don't grow beards because I'm not a walking beehive. Please, take a good shower before our match, I think bee strings are illegal. |
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