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| Topic Started: Feb 4 2013, 02:14 PM (119 Views) | |
| Kassie Khane | Feb 4 2013, 02:14 PM Post #1 |
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Devon Kayl vs. Jackson Adams 2 RP Limit for singles; 2 per team for tag Deadline: Noon EST Friday, February 8, 2013 ~~Good Luck Everyone!~~ |
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| Mr. D | Feb 7 2013, 08:24 PM Post #2 |
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Deadline extended until 11:59 pm EST. |
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| Kayl TV | Feb 8 2013, 09:49 PM Post #3 |
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Silence! I keel you!
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The show: Late Night with Jimmy Fallon! The inexplicably popular host stands in front, nodding as the crowd applause starts to fade. He rubs his hands together, looking directly into the camera… Jimmy: I’d like to welcome my guest at this time… Jimmy does that nervous Jimmy Fallon chuckle that he is known to do at times. Jimmy: He is a professional ‘rassler for Supreme Championship Wrestling, and will be on your TV tomorrow for SCW Breakdown… ladies and gentlemen, Devon Kayl! The house band plays their own watered down version of “The Sound of Madness” by Shinedown as Devon Kayl, the genius mind behind Kayl TV, steps out onto the stage. Taking pause, he places his hand above his eyes, gazing out onto the crowd without obstructing his vision with something silly like the stage lights. After a smirk, Kayl walks over to Fallon, shaking the host’s hand before taking his seat. The crowd’s polite applause/cheers lessens. Jimmy: Thank you for coming onto the show. Kayl: I would thank you for having me, but really, the question there should be why on Earth did it take so long? Jimmy: Well… uh… He laughs nervously, which prompts Kayl to laugh. Kayl: Relax, Jimmy… I’m not here to bust your chops… okay, maybe a little. Kayl smirks. Jimmy: Well, I guess the first thing people want to know is… how are you doing? Kayl: Well, I could be better. We all saw what happened at Aggression before Body, Heart and Soul? Well, I didn’t win. He shrugs as the crowd jeers. Kayl: I know, I know. “Boo”. But if there is anything I could take out of that match, it’s this: I didn’t lose, specifically. Eric Matthews took the pin… Jimmy: Eric Matthews… like the guy from Boy Meets World. Jimmy laughs at his own joke while Kayl, only moderately impressed, nods. Kayl: Yes Jimmy and 99% of the viewing audience that thought the same thing… like the guy from Boy Meets World. But I didn’t lose, and some would argue that I, Devon Kayl – The Man Who Built Adrenaline – stole the show. And why not, right? Jimmy: It certainly was a – uh – impressive showing. Kayl: Of course it was… it’s what the people have come to expect from the Kayl brand. Jimmy: Speaking of the “Kayl brand”, why the name change? Kayl: What name change? Jimmy: Well, you were once Donovan Kayl, now you’re Devon Kayl. Your associates have kind of used that as a means to take shots at you… so set the record straight. Kayl sets back, resting an ankle on his knee. Kayl: See… some people tend to take this whole “name change” deal as a change in character. Christian Savior mentioned that it was like his brother, Jason “Zero/Kevin Mask/Lestat” Wheeler with a gimmick change, and that’s actually a steaming pile of horse sh… Jimmy: YOU!... You can’t swear on TV. Kayl: Really? Even late night? Jimmy: Sorry. Kayl: Well, you get what I mean. I never worked a “gimmick” a day in my life… I find it pointless and stupid, really. It’s quite evident that I’m awesome just the way I am… so why should I change who I am for the sake of anyone else? I’m still the same guy I was two, three… even 10 years ago. I just use a different first name, that’s all. Jimmy: That’s not a very exciting answer. Kayl shrugs. Kayl: It wasn’t a very exciting question, either. The point is really this: a name change is just that… a name change alone. Doesn’t change me. Kayl sits back, a smirk on his face. Jimmy: Now… uh… you’ve been championing people downloading the SCW app. Kayl smirks. Kayl: Why yes, yes I have. Jimmy: I’ve been trying for weeks to figure out how to get it on my phone. Do you think you could help me out, step by step? The crowd applauds, cheers and laughs. Kayl ponders it for a minute. Kayl: I think I could give it a shot. Let’s see your phone… Fallon laughs just a little bit… Jimmy: Okay… Reaching under his desk, he pulls out his phone… His rotary phone, that is. The crowd becomes wild with laughter as Kayl looks at the phone, nodding a bit. Kayl: You may laugh, but SCW has actually developed a rotary phone SCW app. Jimmy: Seriously? Kayl: Scout’s honor… would I lie to you? Jimmy: No, I guess not. Kayl:[/b] Okay, so you’re going to pick up the phone… Jimmy does. Kayl: Now, I want you to use the rotary dials to spell out “SUPREME”… Jimmy: So, that is…? Kayl: 787-7363. Jimmy: Okay… He goes through all the rotary numbers before perking up. Jimmy: It’s actually talking to me! Kayl: Well, duh-doy! Now, just for a quick sampling of what it’s going to give you… on 1, there’s a Sharper Scoop from something like June… 2 has upcoming cards… 3 has backstage news and rumours… 4 has polls, so do that one. Go to 4… Jimmy nods, complying. Kayl: And, if I’m not mistaken, you’re being asked who will win between Devon Kayl and Jackson Adams, am I right? Jimmy: You, sir, are right! Kayl nods. Kayl: Of course I am. So you’re going to use 1, which is obvious that I’m going to kick that boy’s silly white ass all over Chicago, Illinois. Jimmy tries to contain his laughter, selecting 1. Jimmy: Is that all? Kayl: Well, I think if you dig around, the A-Show with Jonothan Knots is in there somewhere, but no one really cares about that. Jimmy: True enough… t his is pretty cool. Kayl: I don’t hype things that aren’t. Jimmy hangs up the phone, sliding it aside. Jimmy: So, Jackson Adams… Kayl nods. Jimmy: Concerned? Kayl looks a bit annoyed. Kayl: Me? Not in the slightest. He sits back, propping his feet up on Fallon’s desk. Kayl: I’ll be perfectly honest: I haven’t really paid all that much attention to the man. Oops? It’s not that I don’t think he’s talented… you don’t get an SCW contract without having some talent… it’s just that he’s ridiculously dumb. I saw him on Twitter once going off about how women don’t have a place in the wrestling ring, completely oblivious to the fact that women are some of our finest competitors. But then he started sh… I mean… smack-talking SCW in general. Jimmy: Ouch. Kayl: “Ouch” is right, Jimmy. He was going off about how great IWC is because it beat SCW in some series years ago… I really wasn’t paying that much attention at the time, but I find it funny. Here he is… big mouth and all, talking his smack, and what has he done in SCW? Jimmy: I don’t know… what? Kayl: I also don’t know. He doesn’t seem to be all that active right now. Which only tells me one thing: He thought coming to SCW would mean instant success… after all, we’re “second-rate”, right? Jimmy: Okay… Kayl: And when he didn’t get everything he wanted upon his arrival, he kind of tapered off. It happens all the time in SCW… someone thinks they should get instant appeal and instant success, and when it doesn’t happen, they crap out. I’ve seen people come and go for just that reason. Jackson Adams? He’s no different. Jimmy: So, let’s get your prediction. Devon Kayl vs. Jackson Adams. Who wins this? Kayl: Are you serious? Jimmy: Absolutely. Kayl: Okay… Devon Kayl vs. Jackson Adams… I’m going to take that loudmouth loser and show him what second-rate really looks like when I beat him in the middle of the ring 1 – 2 – 3! That’s ratings! Kayl smirks, sitting back as Jimmy nods, looking to the camera. Jimmy: You heard it here first… That’s ratings! Say, that’s a good catchphrase. Kayl brings his hand up to his chin, pondering it… Jimmy: Up next, hot off her Super Bowl make-out session with that nerd guy, Bar Rafaeli comes up. We’ll be back! Jimmy leans over towards Kayl, shaking his hand as we fade to commercial… |
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