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Official Hardcore 24/7
Topic Started: Jun 27 2006, 11:59 PM (8,036 Views)
DavidHelms
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SCW's Dangerous One!
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*Helms pops his head back out the door and responds*

Helms: Okay, so i know your an idiot, but I just cleaned you down so you don't have to look like Marina Trent...How am i NOT a hero? And meh, I didn't wanna see you naked then, but now i don't really care...so...

*Sings*

GET YA TITS OUT, GET YA TITS OUT, GET YA TITS OUT FOR THE HELMS! GET YA TIIITS OUT FOR THE HELMS...

*Helms chuckles to himself before heading back inside once again*
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Holly Adams
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Beautiful. Blonde. Perfect.
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Holly and Syren continue on their shopping spree, without gross, pervert, freak David Helms humming along with each other about how it's awesome being this beautiful and this blonde and this absolutely perfect.

Holly: I just realized why that vomit Harmony wanted to make us Blue like the freak bird Marina, she's just jealous because we are well endowed but at least our endowments go with our body types. That bitch has so much junk in her trunk her jeans should start coming with garbage compactors!

The girls continue to walk along laughing loudly.
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Ace
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Ace Marshall is seen spying on the duo from a tree. He holds in his hands a priceless camera. Priceless because their boobs were going to make him retarded rich, and he had the footage. He laughs all crazy stupid like, and stands up doing a super pose. A bird in the tree freaks out and flies directly into his face. Ace panics, loses his balance, and falls from the tree. The camera is fine fortunately. Unfortunately, he was wrong in assuming he had film. Looking and realizing this, a small cry escapes his throat before a sigh. Scratching the back of his head he started following the blonde duo realizing that wealth was closeby.

Ace: "Ladies! Wait! I'm not David Helms! You can tell because I don't look like a child rapist, nor do I live in a box! Wait!"

He rushes toward them, running now to keep up.

Ace: "I need... I need to see your boobs.In the name of ridding this world of Karnivale and Greg Cherry."
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Red Hood
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while the bimbos are deciding what to do in front of Ace, Draco suddenly runs out of the bar, covered in water, carrying a billy club. he decks out syren before backhanding holly. licking his lips, he hoists holly into the air, slamming her onto solid concrete! the referee from before makes the count, hating that he is being paid by the hour and not the count.

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Holly Adams
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Holly kicks out
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Holly Adams
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Holly and Syren laugh as they notice that Draco was beating up cardboard cut outs of them and pretending that they were the real things.

Holly: That explains everything.

Syren: Like totally, beating up women is bad enough but when a cardboard cut out kicks out of a pin, that's even worse.

The girls keep skipping away laughing loudly at the failure of Draco.
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Red Hood
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Realizing his error. Draco rips the cardboard cut outs and starts looking for the real bitches.
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Holly Adams
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Holly Adams,Jun 12 2011
11:41 PM
Holly kicks out

.....uhm?




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The girls laugh even louder at the delayed reaction. Both holding their respective titles in their hands as Draco walks away with a childs toy belt that he apparently pinned a cardboard cut out to obtain, while Holly is in possession of the real belt.
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Ace
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Feeling ignored Ace decides to find out Draco's identity so he can have sex with his mother.
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Matt Hodges
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Matt pulls down Ace's pants while fondling his breasts
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James Exeter
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this is an ocelot
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James pulls down Matt's pants while fondling his breasts.
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Matt Hodges
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Matt turns aAROUND AND counter fondles James breasts
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James Exeter
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James enjoys the fondling and then "rolls up" Holly Adams.

:3
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Holly Adams
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Holly kicks out and awkwardly turns around from the grope fest.
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Matt Hodges
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SO RUDE
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James Exeter
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this is an ocelot
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rude a fuck, holly.
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Chad Evans
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I don't feel safe to look in this thread anymore.
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Ducky
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*Sits in the corner practicing tying her shoes*
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Lo-Drew
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ASP
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The Epicenter of Awesomeness spots ASP walking into a store sporting a gray tailor made suit and gray tailor pants. Of course it's Jessica Summers who's filming everything. However this time Andrew has a referee by his side. The trio finally enter the store and they spot Holly Adams and Syren. Andrew turns to the EOA and smirks.

ASP:Greetings ASPeeps worldwide! Once again this is your hero, role model and trendsetter ASP, Andrew Samuel Pugh and oh look at this Jessica. It's Holly Adams who so happens to have the Hardcore Championship in her possession. What should I do now?

Andrew's words dripped in sarcasm as he slowly walked behind Holly and Syren. The referee then follows him. Andrew motions to the camcorder making a slow countdown using his right fingers. As he reached zero, he finally sprung into action. He grabbed Holly's shoulders and quickly pinned her in the middle of the aisle. Syren screams and Jessica simply blocks her from breaking up Andrew's pin attempt while filming. Andrew screams at the ref.

ASP: MAKE THE COUNT REF!!!

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Lo-Drew
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3!!!

ASP soon jumps up and grabs the Hardcore Championship. Jessica finally stops blocking Syren and Holly looks at ASP in disgust. As the rest of the people in the store are staring at him, Andrew proudly yells before running off with with Jessica and the ref.

ASP: Hardcore Championship..meet the Trendsetter, your new awesome, charismatic owner! The ASPeeps are going to love this!

Andrew puts it around his waist and runs off as Jessica shuts off the Epicenter of Awesomeness.
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xaviermagnus
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Out of nowhere Xavier nails ASP with a pipe wrench to the chest. He then DDTs him and makes a cover

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xaviermagnus
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3!!!

Xavier takes the belt and tosses it in the bag with his CW New England title
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Chad Evans
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Out of no where Xavier is struck by a bolt of lightning. As he is spazzing out on the ground Chad walks up and grabs the bag. Recalling Xavier looks familiar Chad opens the bag and in Randy Orton style shits on the titles. He then leaves the man not sure if he'll recover nor really caring.
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Lo-Drew
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ASP
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The Epicenter of Awesomeness spots ASP recovering from Xavier's attack. He spots Xavier on the ground and smirks before smelling the shit that Chad Evans did on the belt in the bag.

Jessica: Oh god that's awful!

ASP: Yeah I know. Ref, go back in the store and get some wipes.

Andrew gives the man the money. Minutes later the ref returns with the wipers as ASP has his right foot on Xavier's chest.

ASP: Make the count ref.

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Lo-Drew
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ASP
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3!!!

Andrew motions the ref to grab the bag and dumps out the CW New England Belt, shit and all. The ref uses the wipes to wipe the shit off the Hardcore belt and Andrew smiles.

ASP: Now let's get out of here. We're taking this title to Cleveland!

The Epicenter is then shut up.
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