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Bill Barnhart vs. Dylan Howell
Topic Started: Jan 5 2018, 04:22 AM (39 Views)
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Bill Barnhart vs. Dylan Howell



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Deadline: Noon ET Tuesday, January 9, 2018
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<font color=white><b>BILLY DON’T PLAY DAT!</b><p>

<font color=limegreen><b>Narrator:</b> Bill Barnhart had an interview with Anthony Amey from WSB TV Channel 2 in Atlanta recently. During that interview he discussed dream interpretations and how he was going to totally melt and destroy the Ice Man Konrad Raab. Unfortunately for Bill Barnhart, due to violations of the match rules by Konrad Raab, Barnhart didn’t get the win over Raab. I’m sure Barnhart will mention what happened during his comments today. That leads us into Breakdown on January 10, 2018, at the Royal Farms Arena in Baltimore, Maryland, where Bill Barnhart will be facing off against Dylan Howell. When this match was originally booked it was a normal standard-rules match. Then at the end of the year Pay-per-View Invitational match Dylan Howell somehow managed to emerge as the overall winner of that match and in doing so he obtained the Adrenaline Championship. However this match has not been changed to a Title Shot match for Bill Barnhart as it has remained as originally booked and that is a standard-rules match with no Championship on the line. What is likely to happen in that match? Who will emerge the winner? Will Bill Barnhart put up with stupid comments, rude insults, and disrespect from Dylan Howell? We shall find out soon enough.<p>

<font color=white><i>We switch the scene to find Bill Barnhart sitting inside the Pratt Street Ale House which is located a few blocks away from the Royal Farms Arena. Iris is not with Barnhart today since they don’t allow animals in the restaurant so Bill left her in their dressing room at the arena. Bill is sitting at a table and he has a few beers on the table. Bill is greeted by the cameraman who was sent to air his comments today and Barnhart invites the cameraman to set up his camera to get a full shot of the table and when the cameraman is set up Bill invites him to sit at the table to enjoy a meal with him. Barnhart calls the server over and he tells the cameraman order whatever he wants and he will pay his bill for him.</i><p>

<font color=yellow><b>Bill Barnhart:</b> Thanks to everyone who tuned in to hear my comments today. Before I launch into a slam dunk dissertation for the benefit of Dylan Howell I wish to comment on what happened in my match against Konrad Raab on January 3, 2018, at Breakdown. Go back and review the match. Come on I dare you to go back and review the match. Want to know what happened? I dominated Raab the entire match. I had him backpedaling the entire match. All he was able to do was drop to the mat, desperately grab onto the ropes to force a break by the Referee, and he had about as much offense as the Cleveland Browns NFL team did during the 2017 season. Pay close attention to what happened at the end of the match. For the nth time Konrad took the desperation move thing by dropping to the mat and grabbing the ropes in what can only be called a desperation bear hug. Watch what I did next. I broke on the request of the Referee and then I grabbed Raab and pulled him to his feet. On his way up he whacked me in the groin with a low blow. Of course the Referee didn’t see it because my back was to the Referee and my body blocked his view of the vicious low blow Raab administered upon me. Of course with that illegal move I tried to get the Referee’s attention to call a Disqualification on Konrad but the Referee was an idiot and claimed he didn’t see anything. I was in a lot of pain, and all you men out there know how it feels to get punched in the nut sack, so Raab then rolled me up for a pin and he got a cheap win over me. Is it logged in the Record Books as a win for Konrad Raab and a loss for Bill Barnhart? Yes. However that doesn’t make Raab’s win over me legitimate. There will be another time for us to face off and I damn sure hope Management can see their way to making it a brutal and vicious Hardcore Rules match so that it is anything goes, everything goes, and I’ll destroy Konrad Raab. Now that I got that out of my system it is time to get some food going here.<p>

<font color=white><i>Barnhart places an order for food and drinks for himself and the cameraman since the cameraman feels a bit shy to order something while Bill is paying for it. The server leaves their table with their order to have the kitchen prepare the food.</i><p>

<font color=yellow><b>Bill Barnhart:</b> A bit later I’ll have the Network put up a graphic to give you a visual representation on what I’m talking about. For now I wish to present general comments for the benefit of my next opponent, or victim as I love calling them, Dylan Howell. Well, Dylan, I see that you are my next assigned victim and I welcome you to the living Hell called Bill Barnhart. Since I’m new to Supreme Championship Wrestling the best I could do in trying to find out stuff about you is to ask around and review information on your Bio Sheet. Reading your Bio Sheet was about as boring as reading a roll of toilet paper and for damn sure I didn’t learn much about you from asking others except nobody knows anything about you before you entered the sport of wrestling and apparently they haven’t taken notice of you much since you entered the sport of wrestling. Before I go into further detail I wish to comment on the results of the end of the year Pay-per-View Invitational match and the person who received the award for Breakout Star for 2018.<p>

<font color=white><i>The server returns to their table with their meal order. The way the cameraman is looking at the food you would think he has never had a fantastic meal like this before. Bill chuckles at the cameraman’s reaction but he assures the cameraman he can continue to order whatever he wants and the bill will be taken care of for him.</i><p>

<font color=yellow><b>Bill Barnhart:</b> The first thing people will say is that I failed to win the end of the year Pay-per-View Invitational match. That’s a true statement as I was eliminated half way through the match. It was basically classified as a Battle Royal so in those matches getting eliminated doesn’t really count as a legitimate loss even though I account for it when I list my wins and losses in every type of match I’m involved in. I’m not sure the exact number of wrestlers involved in the match but it was between 20 and 30 wrestlers. For me to avoid being eliminated for that long a period of time shows a lot about me. When you take into consideration that everyone in the match was attacking the hell out of me, while leaving other wrestlers unscathed, means they had a fear of me being involved in this match. I also feel good I was able to inflict a lot of damage on Gothfather for all the crap he gave me in a previous Wrestling Federation. When you review the match you’ll see that I put so much hurt on the other participants that a lot of wrestlers they may never step into the wrestling ring again.<p>

<font color=white><i>The server comes to their table to ask if there are other items they wish to order and they offer to take the empty plates from their table. Bill orders more food and drinks but since the cameraman is still too shy to order Bill orders more food and drinks for him also.</i><p>

<font color=yellow><b>Bill Barnhart:</b> Next please allow me to talk about Giovanni Aries. Good grief! Are you serious? People voted Giovanni Aries as the Breakout Star for 2018? Dude you just got involved in the end of the year Pay-per-View Invitational match and you were eliminated right after I was. Sure doesn’t look like you’re a breakout star for 2018 when you ended 2017 like a chump with the loss of the Adrenaline Championship. Good going there showing everyone how to do the doggy trick of rolling over and playing dead. So now I want to focus on my upcoming opponent, I mean victim, Dylan Howell, who just happened, by mere chance and luck, to be the last wrestler remaining when the end of the year Pay-per-View Invitational match was over.<p>

<font color=white><i>The server returns with the additional food and drink order Bill Barnhart made. The way the cameraman is looking at the large amount of food you would think he is in food heaven.</i><p>

<font color=yellow><b>Bill Barnhart:</b> Dylan Howell. The luckiest person on the planet. The person who stumbled into a win in the end of the year Pay-per-View Invitational match. Do you want to know what information I obtained by talking to others in Supreme Championship Wrestling? The common thread in the comments others gave me about you is that you’ve been “somewhat successful” in Supreme Championship Wrestling. Notice that nobody said you were outstanding and one of the best wrestlers in the Federation, but at least they didn’t say you were the worst most pathetic Jobber known to wrestling, so it all evens out I suppose. From the comments I received from other wrestlers in the Federation the other common thread was they all felt you’ve been able to perform at a minimal level which prevented Management for hitting the <b><i>YOU’RE FIRED!!!</b></i> button. Congrats on that. But shall we talk about how you won the end of the year Pay-per-View match and the Adrenaline Championship? As I remember how the match went Giovanni Aries was eliminated right after I was eliminated and well before you got a lucky break and won the match. I believe he was long gone in the match before you got a cheap win. So you didn’t directly defeat Giovanni Aries, one-on-one, in a Championship match, to actually earn the Championship Title Belt you have in your possession? That’s similar to a person being on a fishing boat and the guy next to him catches a huge fish and when he hauls the fish into the boat the other person who hasn’t caught a thing picks up the floundering fish the other guy caught and claims it for his own.<p>

<font color=white><i>Once again the server checks on Bill and his cameraman and they inform the server they are fine for now.</i><p>

<font color=yellow><b>Bill Barnhart:</b> Oh man I can hear you screaming at your television right now trying to get me to hear your pathetic complaints. Listen up Dylan as I’m here to enlighten and educate you. You did <b><i>NOT</b></i> take on Giovanni Aries, one-on-one, in a Singles match with the Adrenaline Championship on the line. The match we’re talking about was basically a Battle Royal and even a Midget like Hornswoggle can end up winning a Battle Royal by hanging out and letting others beat the crap out of each other and then step in once all the other wrestlers are beat down and exhausted. I’m positive that if you had a one-on-one match with Aries you would have lost. The fact that you stood around in the end of the year Pay-per-View Invitational match watching other wrestlers beat down other wrestlers and then you took advantage of those who got beat down goes beyond pathetic. You may call it a strategy but I call it a wimp out. From the moment I stepped into the ring I was attacking everyone. I didn’t let up on anyone. I didn’t cower in a corner like you did letting other people do the heavy lifting for me. I could have done that but I’m not a coward. Maybe my aggressiveness was part of the reason I was eliminated from the, instead of remaining in the match until the end, but at least I showed everyone in the match that I’m the force they need to reckon with in 2018 and not Giovanni Aries or you Dylan.<p>

<font color=white><i>Bill and the cameraman take a short break to down massive amounts of food and drinks. When they are done the server comes over to clear the empty plates and refill their drinks.</i><p>

<font color=yellow><b>Bill Barnhart:</b> But you want to know how I am Dylan? I’m not a complete asshole...90 percent asshole yes...complete asshole no. Due to the fact that you were the last wrestler standing in the match, and you were awarded the Adrenaline Championship, and whether the match was rigged or fixed, or the other wrestler took a dive, just so you could get that win, or you just got extremely lucky, the fact is that in the record books you are Supreme Championship Wrestling’s Adrenaline Champion. For that accomplishment I’ll give you your due and congratulate you on your accomplishment. But now that the pleasantries are over I want to ask you something. You obtained the Adrenaline Championship on December 31, 2017. Here we are with a match between us coming up on January 10, 2018. We’re about one week from the end of the year Pay-per-View, and just a few days before our match so have you talked to Management to tell them you want to put the Adrenaline Championship on the line against me in our match? No you haven’t. And why haven’t you done so? Because you’re a coward Champion, a paper champion, a scared champion, and you don’t want to put the Adrenaline Championship on the line against me, and lose it to me, before you’ve held it for two weeks. Once a coward always a coward. <p>

<font color=white><i>Bill cannot control his laughter as those words escape his mouth. He regains control of himself and then motions for the server to come over to take their dessert order.</i><p>

<font color=yellow><b>Bill Barnhart:</b> Dylan I wish to inform you that one of my all-time favorite television programs was <b><i>IN LIVING COLOR</b></i> which starred the Wayans brothers Keenan and Damon. Without a doubt this was one of the funniest shows on television and it pushed the boundaries of what could, and could not, be allowed to air on commercial television. I’ll ask that the Network get the graphic ready to place on the screen while I set it up for you. My favorite character on <b><i>IN LIVING COLOR</b></i> was Homey D. Clown who was played by Damon Wayans. Homey was sarcastic and in-your-face, just as I am, and when someone did or said something he didn’t like he would comment with...before I say it could the Network please place the first graphic on the screen? Thanks.<p>

<font color=white><i>An image of Homey D. Clown appears on the screen.</i><p>

<img src="http://www.andreweide.com/GraphicsSCW/HomeyDClown.jpg" height=300 width=350><p>

<font color=yellow><b>Bill Barnhart:</b> Homey D. Clown would say <b><i>I DON’T THINK SO! HOMEY DON’T PLAY DAT!</b></i> and then Homey D. Clown would swing his coin bag at the offensive person whacking them in the head. So, Howell, you’re probably sitting there totally confused where I’m going with this and that’s okay as I can’t expect other people to be as intelligent and all-knowing as I am. The reference is so obvious. You brag about defeating the Adrenaline Champion when you didn’t directly defeat him in a one-on-one Title match. You brag about how well you did in the end of the year Pay-per-View Invitational match when everyone saw that your win was a fluke. Even you thought you had lost the match until they announced that you somehow got the win. The look of shock on your face hearing that you won the match, when you thought you lost, was priceless. I’m never surprised when I win a match because I’m that confident in my wrestling abilities. Then you’re gonna try to tell me that you don’t have the right, as Adrenaline Champion, to make the request, or demand, to Management to allow you to put the Adrenaline Championship on the line against me on January 10, 2018, at Breakdown? You can try hurling your bullshit in my direction and I will, as Homey D. Clown does when people try to bullshit him, put on my Billy D. Clown persona and go <b><i>I DON’T THINK SO! BILLY DON’T PLAY DAT!</b></i> and then I’m gonna whack you over the head with my coin bag. Trust me, Howell, I’m not clowning around!<p>

<font color=white><i>The server returns with the huge dessert order Bill Barnhart made for himself and the cameraman. There are so many dessert items on the table there’s no way to describe them all except as delicious and heavenly.</i><p>

<font color=yellow><b>Bill Barnhart:</b> Well, Dylan, what’s it gonna be? Are you gonna be honest and admit you thought you lost the end of the year Pay-per-View Invitational match or are you gonna continue your lies claiming you knew all along you would win the match? Are you gonna continue to claim that you won the Adrenaline Championship from Giovanni Aries when you did not do so in a one-on-one Singles match? Are you gonna continue to claim that you cannot ask for the Adrenaline Championship to be on the line against me in our upcoming match when you know damn well all you have to do is make the request and Management will honor it? I’m sick of lame-ass, cowardly, and lying wrestlers. If you were only half the wrestler you claim to be you would step up and defend the Adrenaline Championship against me. Hah! Fat chance that a coward like you will change the color of the yellow streak down your back and do the right thing. But I’ll send this thought your way. When, not “if” but <b><i>WHEN</b></i> I defeat you on January 10th at Breakdown, I’ll demand that Management force you into defending the Adrenaline Championship against me. No, Dylan, I don’t mean you have to defend the Championship against me months down the road, not a month later, not several weeks later, I mean the next week. I’m man enough for that match...are you?<p>

<font color=white><i>Both Bill and the cameraman have finished their desserts and drinks. The server comes to the table to clear the dishes. Bill thanks the cameraman for airing his comments for his upcoming match and the cameraman cannot thank Barnhart enough for treating him to a great meal.
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